It’s been ten days since I posted…I’ve been a bad girl.  Not really.  I wish I could write about all the great times I’ve had, sunny weather I’ve been basking in, late-night partying, nude moonlight walks on the beach…oh yeah and great sex!   But no, I’m afraid the last two weeks have kinda’ sucked for me.  First, I received the news that a family member would require some pretty serious surgery.  Not of the tonsillectomy kind…more like the neurosurgery kind…that sucks.  Then, I got bit by some kind of spider, on my BOOB of all places, and it blew up to a baseball-sized wound within 36 hours.  Ten days, and two heavy-duty antibiotic prescriptions later, I finally have my normal, and beautiful as ever, right boob back.  There is still a little burned spot around the wound but you have to really look for it.  I know..not very sexy..but hey life isn’t ALWAYS sexy you know.

I have been having a great time at 2001 Odyssey…I have already made some great girlfriends…well NOT yet quite like I would LIKE to be “girlfriends” with them, but I’m working on that believe you me….lol.  I work with a fantastic girl from the porn ranks, far more known than myself and a veteran of over 481 movies (I think that’s what she told me) Delilah Strong.  She was nominated in 2007 for the AVN “Dirtiest Girl in Porn” Award.  She is a HOTTIE who has recently retired from boy-girl work but is still actively shooting girl-girl.  I’m cumming Delilah, meet you on the set.  And of course there is Allie, you saw her pics from the Bubba show….and last but not least, Tara, believe it or not she is actually SHORTER than me?  Can you believe that Mike South?  Put that one in your pipe and smoke it buddy…lol.

Mike South and I spoke last week while I was recovering and he asked me to set up a trip back to Atlanta as soon as possible (I still have furniture in storage in Atlanta) so that we can shoot …NOTHING is set in stone yet so PLEASE do not email me asking me for dates and times and can you participate.  That is Mike South’s department…but right now the ball(s), as they say, is in my court.  I will let you know when I can break away, hopefully some time in May.  We wil also shoot other content for my site as well… who knows I might be in the mood for shooting?  I am always in strange and different kinky moods so it’s impossible to say.  If you have any ideas for scenes you would like to see please feel free to email me at lindseylovehands@yahoo.com 

So now I am going to take the rest of the day to catch up on some reading, some fan mail, and some movies from Netflix that I have loaded in my instant cue.  That’s not that exciting…but hey…I need some down time too.  We are working on some casting with some local “talent” to begin shooting new web content around the beginning of April.  So look for the site to be HEAVILY updated by mid-April.  Now that I don’t have a horror-flick-like wound on my boob I will be back to the Odyssey as well, in fact have been there for the last three days.   I plan to return tomorrow, Tuesday March 16, 20010 @ NOON.  Also, after returning from the surgery the web cam will be going LIVE as soon as I get my shows time slots from the web-host.  I assume they will let me know soon, probably by the end of this month after I get back.  But if I can’t get the times I want I will shoot for the first of the month.  BTW…April is my BIRTHDAY month..that’s right.  Please don’t hesitate to get me a gift if you like…lol!  I do have a wish list here on the blog page so go CLICK here:  http://www.findgift.com/cgi-bin/Registry.cgi?m=View&registry_id=n6cfad61m2affdb2252351d  and you will be taken to my wish list….xoxox Lindsey

Well there have been a lot of recent developments in the “Sunshine State”.  I am getting ready to launch the web cam…it would have been launched already BUT we have a family “health crisis” that had precluded me from launching.  I will be making a short visit back to Atlanta for the surgery of my family member.  Those of you that really know me, I REALLY APPRECIATE all the kind well wishes and prayers that you have all offered.  It REALLY means a lot!  It’s a real good feeling to know that there are so many REAL people out there.  And a special “THANKS” to Mike South for being such a great friend!  Btw….read my new blog on Mike’s site entitled “What does Ellen add to American Idol?”   I think it’s a good read…if i do say so myself…lol.

I am appearing frequently at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa during the week…usually Tuesday through Friday.  I will be out a few days until early next week.  As soon as I fully recover and get past the surgery there are a lot of exciting things on the near horizon.  I also spoke with my friend Joey “Hogger” and we will be shooting some great new content soon.  Probably sometime in April.  Hopefully I will be appearing in a new DVD-released movie being shot soon in Miami.  I will let you all know. 

My magazine cover with Nightmoves Magazine got nixed, I’m not sure why, but I have some other plans with Night Moves in the works.  I will DEFINATELY be at the Nightmoves Adult Awards Show this year…hopefully as a presenter.  Maybe a winner?  I doubt it…been too incognito lately…but that’s about to CHANGE! 

Well I’m AUDI…gotta run to do some things but I will be back soon with more updates, and hopefully a fully-cured illness.  I’m O.K….relax. 

Well I know I have been off for awhile but there have been so many things going on and I am still trying to get settled.  I am thoroughly enjoying appearing at the WORD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa…I will be on the cover of the March NIGHTMOVES MAGAZINE with fellow porn chick and veteran of over 400 films Delilah Strong…so if you live locally be on the lookout.  I will post links to the digital online version also. 

Well last week as you know I was on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show with a few friends and celebrity Pauly Shore was in the house also pimping a comedy club tour he was in Tampa appearing at and he was the “quiz-master” for a game of  ”Black History Month” trivia.  Pauly took a particular liking to me and my friend Alley…maybe because when Bubba asked us who wanted to go back to Pauly’s hotel suite with him for an “after-the-show” show, I quite enthusiastically jumped up and said “pick me…pick me”.  When Bubba asked me why, I promptly responded: “because I think he’s cute”.  Now of course I was just being me…trying to be entertaining and all, but some people had other ideas. 

So as I was leaving Pauly’s “handler” came up to me and said: “you are staying behind right?  Pauly is sending a limo to pick you up and take you to his hotel.”  I replied:  “WTF?”  But it was all in good fun and we had a blast…I was the ONLY girl to get a question correct on the show also…a little feather in my cap…lol.  I do think that Pauly was a little upset when I said I had to leave and get back to the club though…oh well.  I am sure I will see him again.  Great fun was had by all.

I was supposed to try and get away and go to Mexico Beach here in Florida with Mike South and go fishing but it wasn’t in the cards…our schedules conflicted.  I hope to see Mike real soon…and I am sad that I missed Hunter and Misses H also.  I will see you guys soon…I PROMISE!    I will be on WTSP Channel 10 News in the Tampa Bay area NEXT Monday February 22,  2010 on a show about the adult industry in Tampa and celebrating the anniversary of 2001 Odyssey.  The hunky and handsome Preston Rudie from Channel 10 who shot the show sent me an email and told me the other day when the show was airing.  I will post vids to Youtube after the show airs, if you are local check it out @ 11PM.  I will be Tivo’ing the show I promise you!

So I had a lot of fun in the last few weeks BUT I am WAY behind on content and I have been approached by several large companies to shoot more “pro” content.  I have, until now shied away from that idea because I want to control my own content.  However, I have been literally INUNDATED with hundreds of emails a day from fans asking me about where they can find this scene or that scene..or when am I going to appear with this “star” cock or that “superstar” girl.  The short answer to a long question is….BE PATIENT.  There are things being negotiated now that will answer all your questions…I always wanted to say that quote from The Godfather II…unmistakeably the GREATEST movie of ALL TIME!!!  I have been asked by many people to shoot scenes with Janet Mason…arguably the QUEEN of internet porn…(now that Jenna is “retired” and not spreading her legs for this industry again…lol) but I am waiting for a reply.  Janet is SO hot…I would love to eat her snatch…it looks so JUICY…and Mike South and many others think we would make some great “sister” porn….stay tuned pornophiles.  But with the current federal case ongoing against Brazzers.com….who knows?  Janet, you have my email….call or email me.

Other than that I have been busy fighting with Facebook who keeps pulling my page down and I DO NOT KNOW WHY?  What a bunch of BS!  I have been getting quite a bit of hits on my Youtube site…if you aren’t familiar with it go to:  www.youtube/LindseyLovehands1   I will also be holding a CASTING CALL in the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area SOON for upcoming video projects.  I will be posting details here and on www.twitter.com/LindseyLovehand  and at www.myspace.com/lindseylovehands and at www.facebook.com/lindseylovehands (if they don’t delete me again…lol)

Gotta run….talk to you all soon….and keep the emails cumming!  Much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

Hey all….I am SO EXCITED….if you live in the Tampa, St. Pete Clearwater area TUNE IN tomorrow, Friday February 5, 2010 to 102.5 FM because I will be on Bubba’s show playing Stripper/Porn Star Trivia for Black History month…I hope I do well…I’m kinda nervous about the questions….but i’m sure I will feel more at ease once Bubba convinces me to show him my boobs…lol.  I talked to my good friend Whitey Pippin last night and he told me that Bubba is looking forward to meeting me…I don’t know why?  But I am REALLY looking forward to it..and I might even be on with my GREAT friend Delilah Strong, a porn veteran with over 400 movies and several AVN nominations under her belt….mmmm…I’d like to get under her belt…lol!   She is SO MUCH fun to be around….and what a JUICY ass she has!

Also if you are in the area cumm by and say “HI” to the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry and ask for me…I LOVE meeting fans!

Starting soon I am going to be shooting a BUNCH of new content…I have heard from a lot of fans wondering when I have new movies cumming out…SOON!  I will be shooting with Brandon Longwood and several others in March here in Florida.  WOW…it’s going to be HOT..HOT..HOT stuff I promise.  Mike South is hopefully going to be cumming here soon also for a little fucking and a little fishing! 

much love …xoxoxo Lindsey

Do you think I have enough beads?

Well….DESPITE the windy…and sometimes rainy weather…I attended my FIRST ever Gasparilla Day Parade in Tampa.  For those of you who don’t know the tradition…I will relay my limited “first-timer” understanding of the genesis for this day of revelry and debauchery.  As legend has it, the area known today as Tampa, Florida was discovered by a Spanish pirate Jose Gaspar back in….well ….you know…pirate days….when everyone wore an eye-patch whether they needed it or not…and there were lots of wooden boats full of gold sailing the open seas.  (I wonder if Jose Gaspar knew Johnny Depp?)   Anyway…so the pirates sail into downtown Tampa,  take over the city, the mayor gives a key to the marauding conqueror Jose and then very ceremoniously “surrenders control” of the city to said booty-pillager.  All the while….floats and boats are EVERYWHERE…as are drunken business-men by day who on THIS day wear pirate garb, earrings and movie make-up scars and look far MORE like a pirate than Johnny Depp ever did…lol.  Bill, the insurance agent on every day of the year BUT today, staggers down Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa as the parade route stretched towards downtown.  Bill enjoys throwing the beads to the girls in the crowd…myself included…who were only TOO willing to show their wares…for a few cents worth of plastic compensation.  We are so easy aren’t we….lol?  So the arm-chair raper and pillager throws me beads…well actually…they ALL would stop dead in their tracks, quit walking and approach me, placethe beads around my neck and get a kiss for their troubles…lol.  Not a bad deal for either of us.  I will be posting some VERY sexy pics in some updates cumming real soon.  I wore the new hat and pirate shirt that my buddy Rick bought me….a tasty little sheer lace shirt with a rhinestone buccaneer on the front between the boobs… I think the boys could see my nipples through the shirt…but no one complained…lol.

This guy actually thought he could get more beads than me...lol

So the day went on and I had a GREAT time…a few beers later and I went to a new bar …well new for me anyway….that my good friend Rick “the mad Dentist” recommended.  The place is called Mickey Quinns and it is in Indian Shores, Florida…right off the beach.  Great food, not too loud, not too smoky, but just right.  I had a KILLER burger…it was YUMMY!  If you are ever in the area you should stop in for a good time.  Overall, the weekend was great, even though there wasn’t great weather.  I am DYING to get some sun let me tell you!  I need some new beach pics for ya’ll!  I have some great ideas but the weather has NOT been cooperating…stay tuned I will be working hard at new content.

In other news…I am going to be on the cover of “Nightmoves Magazine” soon…I will be appearing with porn star Delilah Strong, and we will be doing a baseball-themed cover for a special “Spring-Training” issue…or at least that’s what I have been told.  Sometimes I get told one thing about a project…and when it comes time to shoot it, the WHOLE thing changes…well that’s the business, you have to be willing to go with the flow…’ya know?  Speaking of one thing turning into another…last week I mentioned I was going to be on TV locally…well that’s true…BUT the show hasn’t aired yet.  Apparently the show is going to be longer than I thought and it should be airing in a couple weeks…the guy from WTSP Channel 10 will email me when the show is airing.  I will let you know, and probably post some of the video on my YouTube page…  www.youtube.com/LindseyLovehands1

Come in and see me this week if you are local in the Tampa, St. Pete, Clearwater Bay area.  I will be appearing at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry.  You can even tune in and see a sneak-peak on the streaming stage-cam at www.2001live.com  See me onstage and make sure I am there!

I will be back soom with more exciting updates….xoxoxo Lindsey

WOW….there is so much news to tell everyone and I am pressed for time.  I am NOW appearing at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey Club in Tampa, Florida.  I am usually there from NOON til? Tuesdays through Saturdays so cumm by and say HI!!  I am FULLY NUDE some cumm out and meet me in person.  I am so EXCITED to be there and I know that ANYONE who stops in to say hello will not be disappointed.  TONIGHT….Wednesday January 27, 2010 I will be on local ABC affiliate Channel 10 WTSP so anyone in the Tampa area check it out at 5PM, 6PM and 11PM.  I will be interviewed at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey Club which is celebrating its 40th year of bringing the FINEST ass on the planet to a couch near you!  Come in and see me on the pole….I so LOVE working on poles…lol. 

You can also check out me and all my hottie friends LIVE and NUDE onstage and in the dressing room by visiting www.2001LIVE.com and getting a FREE PREVIEW….if you like naked hotties that is…lol.  If you are local…check me out onstage and make sure I am there before you come on in.

This weekend is the famous Gasparilla Day Parade in the Bay area and I am SO FUCKING excited about it… I have heard about it for years but never been to one so this will be my first…Gasparilla parade that is…I am sure I will be unveiling the girls…and probably more…many times… JUST to get some cheap, worthless plastic beads…ain’t Florida GREAT? 

And on the news front….I will be launching my LIVE web cams on Monday March 1, 2010 and I am SO EXCITED I cannot contain myself…my panties would be wet…if I wore any.  I will be busy the next few days but will be back with a vengeance on Monday…have a GREAT weekend everybody…and I hope you all have LOTS of GREAT sex!!!!  

xoxoxo Lindsey

First off I hope EVERYONE has an AWESOME Holiday season and a great start to what should be a FANTASTIC 2010!!!  I had a photo shoot to do Saturday for V2 Magazine which is based here in the Bay area.  I am going to be a centerfold this month….well for January..and the issue cumms out on December 30th so be on the lookout!!  You will also be able to see me @ www.v2magazine.com  The  shoot went great….except for the fact that the club was FREEZING inside.  The club opened early for the shoot but no one but staff were around so the heat was low…not enough bodies….lol.  But I soldiered through it…and I think we got some great shots.  Chip, the photographer AND editor, was a super cool guy to work with and I think he took some excellent shots, even if I do say so myself…lol.  And it was kinda fun to goof-off on the pole while no one was in the club.  

  So after the shoot I went and met some friends for lunch….but by the time I got home I realized that the cold club, and my skimpy-to-nude photo shoot had caught up with me.  Yeah, I’m sick and it’s Christmas….it SUCKS the big one but what am I gonna do?  I still live in paradise though.  I will be doing more work with Chip and his magazine in the very near future.  I like Chip’s “eye for ass” as I call it…or “ass-dar” to be all military and precise-like…lol.  I figure I can score some GRADE A hotties just by hanging around him!   I have some great ideas that I think will benefit both the magazine and myself.  I am so looking forward to really working, networking and “creating” new content that I feel will be innovative and erotic, yet not appearing too “trendy” if you know what I mean?  And what better back-drop from which to draw my inspiration….beautiful, sunny, BOOTY-FUL Florida!

I am trying to catch up on my writing duties as well, so sorry for being behind….in advance….lol.  I am gearing up to seriously put my nose-to-the-grindstone come January 1st, 2010 because I really, really want 2010 to be a kick-ass year for me.  I am currently recruiting FEMALE talent for Lindsey Lovehand’s Productions, LLC. which will begin production in February 2010.  I will also be launching a jewelry line, and of course the webcams will be burning up the net…..so 2010 is already shaping up to very VERY exxxciting and sexxxy for all!  I hope that every single one of you and your families have a TREMENDOUS Holiday season, enjoy your loved ones, and safely ring in a propserous NEW YEAR!!!  Talk to you all soon…..much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

I am getting ready for the holidays…as I am sure most of you are as well.  It’s going to be a bittersweet Christmas this year considering the hell I have been though with the house and the move…but I am in paradise now…so I can’t complain much.  But this year will be a semi-boring Christmas as I am going to be still not totally settled…no Christmas tree set up…but I am in a GREAT place…physically and emotionally.

Enough of that boring stuff…on to the XXX-citing stuff.  I have been dancing as you know at 24K Gold Club in Clearwater and I am going to be touring different clubs around the area.  I am shooting a magazine layout and centerfold tomorrow with V2 Magazine and my new HOT friend Daizey will be shooting with me…we’ll definitely produce some SEXY girl-girl shots for sure!  I am kinda’ sweet on her anyway….lol…and I think the feeling is mutual.  She is a very statuesque brunette that stands about 6′1″ and has the most FANTASTIC boobs that I just LOVE to play with…and kiss and suck too!  She is a great girl and I believe we will become GREAT friends…with benefits…lol!

I am waiting for the holidays to be over before I launch my web camming…I know I was supposed to be LIVE already but the move really screwed with my plans… but I have some really awesome stuff planned once I get live including some “TV-styled” shows and I hopefully will be able to have guest appearances by other friends as well.  I hope to get naked for ALL of you LIVE twice a week starting in January…so stay tuned.  I will be updating my “Calender of Events” page regularly so check in often to see where, what and WHO I will be doing.    Stay in touch and I hope you all have a HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON….xoxoxo Lindsey

Here I am getting ready to go out to the club....my nipples just won't stay contained...

I am in Florida for good now…well except for the four chairs, a beautiful table, my sweet back-yard BBQ grill, and a glass table…I’ll be making ANOTHER trip soon…lol.  But I am SO happy that I finally have most of my stuff here…it’s unpacked and things are set up, pictures on the wall and I have my Posturepedic mattress to sleep…and fuck on…YEAH!  It’s good to be home. 

I left for Atlanta on Monday morning and took my time, brought along my good friend Rick “the MAD DENTIST” as a driving companion, and mover…lol.  So we arrived in Atlanta and it was 47 degrees….FORTY-SEVEN degrees…WTF?  When we left St. Pete in the day it was 77!  I called South, let him know I was back and settled in for a couple of beers and to rest from the day’s journey…..knowing we had a BIG day ahead of us.  We woke up the next morning and went to get the truck…and started the “Hell-Day”….lol.  Actually it wasn’t too bad…my friends from Atlanta showed up to help and it went smoothly.  THANK YOU again to Mikey, Boone and all my buds back in the ATL for all their help.  After we finished, about 8:30PM, we went to a Mexican restaurant and ate our first meal of the day, had a pitcher of margaritas and then embarked on our trip back to paradise about 10:30PM… with a GIANT Ryder truck stuffed-to-the-rafters, in tow.  What a LONG ride in the dark..through some rain…but all-in-all it was pretty fun, probably more so because psychologically I knew the move-from-hell was ALMOST over!

So I am here in St. Pete now…got most of my stuff arranged, hung, put away, etc. and NOW I can finally return to a normal life…well as normal as life is for ME…lol.  I have been appearing occasionally at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater, as time permits, and I am looking at other opportunities as well.  No matter what, I am so happy to be here…in PARADISE!  It is for me anyway..who knows, after living here awhile maybe the luster will wear off for me as well, it certainly seems like it has for some people.  I don’t understand how anyone could EVER get bored of living here…but to each their own I guess.

I went to a bar called the Banana Boat last night in Clearwater and promoted at a bike show…got to present awards and posed for each category winner with their bike and their trophy.  It was a fun time and I met some really cool people.  NOTE: To all the custome video people, I NOW have an awesome video tech who is going to render all my video for me, hopefully fairly quickly, like within a week or so of receiving it.  So alll you people waiting on your videos, they will be cumming soon!  And I am including something exxxtra-special nice for your incredible patience throughout this whole moving ordeal.

Well I’m gonna run now…gotta do some stuff, and work on my article for www.mikesouth.com so stay in touch with me!

I am moving, if all go’s well…into my new house early next week, around the 1st or 2nd.  YEAH…I am so excited about this.  I am just going to rent this house for 6-12 months and then really take my time finding the next one to buy…I don’t want to be rushed and make another mistake.  I have been slowly getting acclimated and have made some new friends but have been concentrating on the moving logistics…they are such a bitch!  I went to the beach on Friday and Saturday and made a  kick-ass sand sculpture of a nude woman laying on her stomach…her ass was FANTASTIC if I do say so myself….lol.   And I am an “amateur sculptress”…seriously…I never tried it before, not bad for the first time out, don’t you think?   I SO love the beach…so many cool things…and people…to do! 

I had to pee...but the water was kinda cold....

Here I am after finishing my "master piece"....a NAKED hottie in sand...nice ass don't you think?

I ran to the mall to get some makeup and it was too nice a day to pass up...and just to save any questions....HELL NO I don't ride that bike...ONLY bitch! My feet won't reach the ground..lol.

I went by the new house to take measurements on Friday and met our next-door neighbors…a very nice couple…and the girl is a little hottie to be sure!  I think maybe she might need to be coaxed over for some wine and cooking dinner some night REAL soon, as soon as I can get everything unpacked and find where all my kitchen stuff is.  And her boyfriend is a PlayStation 3 “Call of Duty” FREAK…like me!  I guess  there will be some late-night fraggin’ sessions…we’ll kill all the enemies and let God sort them out…lol.  I absolutely LOVE that game, I don’t have “Modern Warfare 2″ yet but I am sure it will be just a matter of time before I buy it.  I love shooting all those guns….I can’t help myself, it’s such a turn-on.  Some fun nights are definately ahead.

Once I get settled in by the second or third week of December..then it’s Christmas…yeah…I love Christmas but this year will probably be just a teency-weency bit…stressful…lol.  But it’s all good in the ‘hood…I will get back in the swing of things.  By then we should have all the webcam goodies necessary to do some really great shows, AND most importantly…a regular place to cam FROM.  I have received a TON of emails requesting that and I promise it’s on the way.  I should have already launched the beinning of October…BUT….I kinda had some other stuff to deal with.  

And now yet ANOTHER super cool development…soon, really, really, really SOON..possibly before Christmas, I will be a regular on the Certified Sound internet radio show  “Certified Kink”.  I have been a guest on the show twice, and both times were a RIOT.  I think everybody was really pleased with what I added to the discussions.  Me and Mike South went on once, I’m hoping to get him on as a regular.  Go to www.certified.vvcradio.com and give them a listen.  They have some awesome programming for everyones’s tastes, including sports, comedy, home and garden…and of course MY personal favorite…S-E-X!  You can also see pics of me from past appearances, including, but not limited to, me being spanked by a professional dominatrix, testing out new sex toys, attempting to break my own World Record for CD’s and/or DVD’s on my nipple, showing my ass…and all kinds of other great stuff! 

Cumm hear me be my crazy self on air...streaming LIVE on the net...