I know everybody has been wondering where I have been…I’ll tell you.  First of all I have had to help my sister with her one year old who has had some health issues and has been in and out of the hospital.  Poor little guy…it’s so sad to see a sick child because they can’t speak for themselves and let you know they feel bad or where it hurts.  Nevertheless I think all is well on the home front so I am BACK to work!  As you know I have been working on a variety of projects lately and they have taken a lot of time as well. 

TOMORROW my HUSTLER magazine comes out…I’ll be in the “Girls of MySpace” section…I am so excited!  Go to your local newsstand and check it out.  The rain has finally stopped in Atlanta…we have had 2 whole days of dry weather…YIPPEEEEE…I am so happy about that.  I was working on plans to build an arc if the rain didn’t stop soon…lol!  My yard is DEFINATELY the worse for wear though.  I also talked to Mike South yesterday…he called to check in and discuss some web business and changes to the site which are cumming soon.  We are also setting a launch date for the web camming by the end of this week…so STAY TUNED!  

Other than that I have SO many things I am behind on for FANS that I have to get to work on them hard and fast…(PUN INTENDED…lol).  Mark and Richard…I haven’t forgotten about you guys I just had to step away to be there for my sister…even though sometimes she makes that very difficult to do.  The INNAUGURAL radio show where I begin co-hosting will be on Saturday October 24th, after I return from Tampa.  I will be providing more details as the date draws nearer AND I am looking for people to email me topics and fetishes they would like to be discussed.  I appreciate all input from my fans…. I want to make this really HOT and EXCITING for everyone.  Email me your thoughts and comments to lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net

And finally….I want to wish a GET WELL SOON to my friend Robin…I hope all goes well with your surgery today and it alleviates the problems you have been suffering through for so long.  And to Kim…you are the BOMB for being such a good friend and helping to take care of Robin during this difficult time.

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

I am watching my beloved Big Blue playing Eastern Michigan on the Big Ten Network this rainy Saturday morning in the ATL…it’s a few minutes into the first quarter…Michigan up 3-0.  I hope we won’t suffer without Mike South being here to bring us good luck.  It has been raining here for what seems like forever…actually it’s been about 6 days straight, and it’s getting PRETTY boring.  I wanted to shoot some video of me outside shooting a bunch of guns but the weather is not wanting to cooperate.  One of these days I will get to shoot that…it’s going to be so HOT, at least I think so.   UPDATE: Michigan leads 10-3 with 2:30 in the first quarter.

So I am going to my neighbor’s house tonight…they have been planning a bonfire for over a month but I don’t think the weather is going to cooperate so I guess we will all just hang out inside and party.  I like my neighbors…they are super cool..we hang out quite a bit when my schedule permits.  They have three kids, two college age and one is a junior in high school, OMG what a full plate!  I think they enjoy unwinding when the opportunity presents itself.  I am the WRONG person to party with IF you are not prepared to actually party though…lol.  I see some vodka tonics in my very near future.  The only BAD thing about the evening is my neighbors are from Ohio originally and they are Ohio State fans….so I am sure I will be forced to endure watching an Ohio State game….YUCK!  The things I do for friends.

I have been pretty busy lately and it’s only going to get busier…I hope.  In addition to the Nightmoves Show next month in Tampa I have some other really cool things on the drawing board cumming soon.  I should be starting web camming soon, I was already SUPPOSED to be doing it but we ran into some technical and scheduling difficulties.  Hopefully this will all be resolved soon.  I am really looking forward to getting naked and doing all sorts of nasty stuff LIVE for all of you…I hope you all cum by to see me.  UPDATE: Michigan 17 Eastern Michigan 10 

As always, I LOVE to hear from all of you so keep emailing me your ideas on scenes, web pages, picture sets…WHATEVER…I want your input.  I am trying to make my site as good as it can be..I am still new to all this…well not the fucking part but the website part.  Email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net   UPDATE: Michigan 24- Eastern Michigan 10 …..GO BLUE !!!

I am trying to figure out how to convert H.264 codec to a format that is readable/writable to DVD so that anyone can watch them…I had NO idea this was such a time-consuming process!  Let’s see…what have I been doing lately…uhh…TRYING to convert video and that’s about ALL!  But seriously, I am planning my trip to Tampa next month for the Nightmoves Magazine adult show and awards show…there is a “porn-star” picnic at Caliente Resort …I can’t wait to go there…like a little taste of Hedonism in America…lol.  The other night I had a “friend” over…he helped me get some yard work done that I could NOT have done without him.  He is SO SWEET…so how did I thank him you may ask?  I gave him a long and slow blow-job…and then I balled him for several hours…lol.  He didn’t complain!  I got some pics too…I’m such a BAD slut!  But I saved a TON of money…lol.

And I have been playing with my “daughter” a lot lately also…I was going to take her to Tampa with me but I think the trip will be more enjoyable without having to worry about her.  I guess I will buy her a new outfit for leaving her behind.  But Mommas gotta have some play time too you know?  Gotta run back to editing stuff…new content cumming soon….I think you will like it a lot!  I shot 2 boy/girl scenes Saturday with 2 different “studs” that will be up soon..and another “special” video …can’t tell you what it is though…you’ll just have to see it.

I am planning a really cool shoot with a very special friend of mine…she knows who she is…hopefully we will be shooting right after I get back from Tampa.  I think you will all like this scene VERY much…so stay tuned!

I decided to put up a page of famous people that I have either “met” or actually know…either way I thought it was a cool thing to do..plus I have some AWESOME pics of me with lots of “hotties” so I needed to do something with them…lol.  I urge ANYONE famous, or famous in their own minds, to contact me and I will be happy to include you.  Email me directly at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net

The neighbors get a free peak while we shoot porn

I donned one of my sexy bathing suits and went out on my balcony off my master bedroom.  We have been planning several outside shoots as of late but just haven’t gotten to them yet.  The weather wasn’t sunny but it was muggy and hot…then we had LOTS of lights on also and that made EVERYBODY sweat…lol.  I shot some sexy solo footage with a “pocket – rocket” that a fan from New York, Mark, sent to me a few weeks ago.  OMG…I LOVE that thing.  After a mind-blowing “O” I shot some special “top-secret_ video….you’ll just have to wait to see it post.   Then I shot a sexy boy-girl scene outside but the time was getting late and even with the studio lighting we were losing light so we moved the shoot indoors.  After the “pop-shot” we took a break, had a beverage and talked some more.  Some where in between me rubbing my pussy with my pocket-rocket AND me blowing my male co-star in the next scene my friend had to leave.  I guess he had some things to do around his house so he politely said good-bye and left.  I know he was intently watching me being filmed as I played with myself cuz I felt his eyes burning a hole in me from where he stood off-camera…lol.  I hope I didn’t embarrass him….tee-hee!

The night finished with me shooting a second boy-girl scene which was preceded by an interview performed by “moi” playing the role of the interviewer.  To see WHOM I interviewed/fucked you will have to cum see the video..lol.  I could feel the “force” of Walter Cronkite flowing through my body as I reeled off question after question, in a poignantly insightful way if I do say so myself…lol.  It was as if Walter himself was sitting on my shoulder like some journalistic-Yoda, whispering his sweet nothings in my ear…lol.   Then we fucked like porn stars in many positions until he blew a huge load all over my face.  THEN…I continued to ask him more questions as the cum was rolling off my face and down my chest, neck and into my hair.  But I am a dedicated journalist…I was un-flappable in the face of adversity, totally ignoring the sea of DNA that was beginning to engulf me…I actually found myself thinking during that VERY moment: “what would Barbara Walters do in this situation?”

I am carrying boxes out...I liked the workout....lol.

I got home at 3 am this morning….it was a long day but actually not too bad.  I was helping my friends move and we had some laughs too…all-in-all it was not a bad move at all.  I guess that had more to do with the company than the actual physical labor though..lol.  Afterwards, we had some Chinese for dinner…all took showers…although, unfortunately, not together…lol..and started watching a very WEIRD movie from Poland.  The movie was called “Mark of the Whip”  about a serial-whipper who would go around wearing a mask and “whip” girls all over their bodies (he used a whip like Indiana Jones uses).  It was a hardcore porn with a little “horror” thrown in for good measure.  I liked it…we were all laughing and coming up with different scenarios to explain the storyline.  It was fun.  The screenplay read like some “un-holy” alliance between Jason or Freddy Krueger and “Mystery Science Theater 3000″, which is an all-time favorite of mine.  If you are a horror fan…ah…. you probably won’t like it too much.  If you are a porn fan…..ah…..you STILL probably won’t like it…ha ha. 

I did learn several things about the motion picture industry in Poland while watching this movie.  First of all, lighting is not all that important to the Poles…they really like the gritty realism that only the ABSOLUTE ABSENCE of ANY artificial light can bring.  I guess it’s just too much of a nuisance to worry about toting those pesky lights around…after all you don’t need to actually SEE the actors and actresses because they can’t actually act anyway.  Secondly, I believe that there is a SEVERE shortage of grooming products in Poland as well, at least for women.  Every girl in the movie seemed to have near-pandemic-like razor bump outbreaks all over their coochies.  It wasn’t very appetizing I can tell you.  Those were some “Y’s” that I DON’T want to eat at..lol.  Thirdly, when shooting a movie in Poland…how about actually have the dialogue in Polish…don’t try to have a bunch of Eastern-block ‘hos who have never spoken a word of English deliver ALL the dialogue in ENGLISH!  Their attempt at speaking English actually sounded like Polish to me anyway.  I would rather it be subtitled…it’s porn after all…all I care about is the cock and coochie.  And lastly, when having the main protagonist in a horror movie who is supposed to be a prolific “whipper”, how about actually teaching the motherfucker to use the whip?  I dunno, it would have been more realistic to believe that this guy was an evil pervert, sent directly from hell to ravish as many women as he can by whipping them into submissive orgasms IF he wasn’t constantly smacking himself in the face with his own whip.  Just a thought.  Oh yeah…I almost forgot…how about making the evil-doer’s mask actually look BETTER and more realistic than what my neighbor’s 8 year-old kid wears every Halloween.  I didn’t even know they had CVS Drug stores in Poland.

I want to wish EVERYONE a belated Happy Labor Day…my weekend was kinda the pits until yesterday.  I twisted my ankle last Thursday evening and it was swollen all weekend until yesterday morning.  It wasn’t pretty but it kept me from being online because I just couldn’t find a comfortable seating position…lol.  Well now my ankle is pretty much back to normal and I am resuming my normal activities after the holiday.  So to all you fans that have been emailing me…don’t despair..I’m back and playing KETCH-UP …lol…seems like I’ve been doing that a lot here lately.

Yesterday I did have a great cookout with some friends in the afternoon.  The menu consisted of: hamburgers, barbecue ribs and boneless chicken breasts marinated in my “secret sauce” on the grill, potato salad, macaroni and cheese, cole slaw, baked beans AND Tuscan-styled potatoes….WHEW…I think that was all.  And then I went to bed.

O.K….enough of the boring stuff..here’s what else is going on.  I am shooting new content for this site this week with Mike South before he leaves for almost 6 weeks in Thailand…how cool is that?  I wish I could tag along….lol.  Mike will definitely be eating well while there.  So we will shoot some great new stuff, I have some wicked ideas in my head too.  Oh…I nearly forgot…I got SOME of the awesome new outfits that I ordered about 10 days ago so be on the lookout, I will be wearing some of them in these new videos and photo update!  I cannot tell you how excited I am!  I am still waiting on the coolest of the three new pairs of 6-inch stilettos I bought.  Hopefully they will come today so I can shoot in them when Mike comes tomorrow.  We will be hopefully be putting the finishing touches on the web-cam arrangement as well so that we will be able to debut…FINALLY.  I am SO looking forward to getting on the cam…I REALLY want to start talking to all of you as much as possible.  There have been so many of you that have emailed me over the last few months about it and all I can say is I AM VERY SORRY!  The reason I have not already started is my fault alone…I just kept putting it on the back-burner with travel and shooting, etc.  But that is no excuse and we are working as fast as possible to remedy that.  I am trying now to get onto the schedule….I would LOVE to do 2 shows a week and each show be one hour but getting the right evening(s) is crucial.  Plus, most importantly they have to put me on the schedule.  Stay posted.

I am also adding a new page which will be a calender of events…this will be an attempt to let everyone know what’s going on and WHEN..as long as life fits into a “tidy” package in ADVANCE!  Sometimes…it just doesn’t.  It may not fill up right away..then again sometimes it might….who the hell knows?

Here I am at Exxxotica Miami after Pashur the Body Painter painted me

Dateline….Atlanta, GA.

I stumbled onto a very cool and sexy website the other day while looking for some sexy “fuck me” porn shoes.  Mike South has been after me for months to get some cool new shoes to shoot in and so I started searching and found this site with awesome shoes and outfits.  So I went on a spree and got some HOT shoes and outfits that should be here in the next few days…I am sure that everyone will really like them…very sexy and slutty…just like me…lol.  One of the outfits is SO hot….it’s a “poker” outfit which consists of a bunch of playing cards from a deck transformed into the slinkiest and sexiest outfit that is held together by only a few strings.  I plan on shooting with that one FIRST….it’s just too hot!  I can already see it now…a poker night with the boys turns into a wet, sticky, moan-filled orgy with ME as the prize….YUMMY!  What do you think?

I am corresponding with a lot of cool fans and I want to say “THANKS” to all of them for being so sweet.  I am also working on building some cool new pages for the blog as we speak…and I am always open to fan requests so let me know what type of things you would like to see..I am working on a “wallpaper/screen saver” page currently.  Once the page is done you will be able to download pics of me to put on your computer so you can look at my face and/or body ALL the time…lol.  If you like that sort of thing? 

And now…for today’s “Anal Update” ….. all is going well, the backdoor is getting used to being filled with whatever I decide to shove up in her…lol.  I believe I see a DP on the horizon…only time, and KY will tell.  Well I have to run to the tanning bed so I will speak with you all later…keep ‘em HARD for me boys…xoxoxo Lindsey