I am about to shoot with Mike South

This coming Monday I will be getting everything onto a truck ….more than likely more than once…and put it into storage.  Then it is on to beautiful, sunny F-L-A!  I am so excited about living near the beach…I cannot even begin to tell you all.  I am so glad that Mike is back from Thailand…although he was quite surprised to hear what was going on with me because after the first two weeks of his trip he had bad cell reception so we couldn’t talk.  I will be enlisting Mike’s help Monday…a little bit..I don’t want him to hurt his back.  I am sure I can find some light stuff for him to move.

Nevertheless, I will be on to bigger and better, greener pastures.  And truthfully Florida provides a MUCH better backdrop for porn in my opinion.  I am very excited at all the different opportunities for shooting locations that exist down there.  And just so any of you hot girls know…I am looking for girls to shoot girl-girl scenes with so email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net  if you or your girlfriend, SO or wife is interested.  And to Emily in St. Pete, I sent you an email today girl so please reply… I am VERY interested…lol.

The one and ONLY bad thing about leaving Georgia is that I will be leaving behind a lot of great and true friends that I have made over the last few years.  I know I don’t have to worry about “losing” South as a friend because he never needs an excuse to come to Florida…I predict he will be visiting and fishing within a few months.  So if anyone in Florida floats on by a fishing boat with a naked redhead and a bearded guy yelling “reel it in hooker” …then you know you just passed me and Mike South…lol.  But on a more positive note I will be back with my great friends down in Reddington Shores…those that shall remain nameless so their kids don’t know that they hang with a porn star.  And I will be appearing at the 24K Club fairly regularly…once I get down there and settled in.  So to all my fans that live in or near the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area cum on by and see me…I’ll give you a GREAT show!  I will announce when I start on my “Calender of events” page.

Well I am almost finished packing up the house, just a few miscellaneous things and take some furniture apart and it’s over…at least the first part of the adventure.  This has been an exhausting process to say the least, but there have been some good things to come from it.  I have learned who my REAL friends are…and those that aren’t.  During the process of packing I have also found things that I forgot I had.  It is amazing how much stuff you accumulate over the years and don’t even realize it until you have to pack.  I did uncover some cool things that I forgot I had…mostly some sexy tops and shorts, even a few pairs of shoes.  I guess you could make the argument that if I had lived without it for so long without missing it then I really didn’t need it after all.  But I don’t subscribe to that train of thought…especially not when it comes to high-heel shoes.  Besides, what’s a few extra boxes in the grand scheme of things, you know? 

I am looking forward to TRYING to get some updates done but I still have so much work ahead of me…now that everything is boxed and packed it still needs to be actually moved.  I have a lot of guy friends that are going to help me when it’s time to put everything on a truck, which if all goes well will be sometime next week. 

Other than that I got a GREAT split-roast banging last night.  It all started with me deciding that I needed a break after all the non-stop work I had been doing.  So I made plans to run up the street to my local neighborhood watering hole and have a few drinks and meet up with some friends.  It was great to just get away from the house, the mold, boxes and such.  It was nice to be part of civilization again, albeit for a brief period.  I even got a chance at the bar, as about 30 people watched and cheered, to break my previous record of 8 CDs on my nipples that I set at Lake Lanier last summer.  My new record is….. drum roll please…. TEN !  That’s right, ten CDs on my nipples.  Everyone was going crazy and cheering as each CD was added to my very erect niblets.  As the pyramid grew in size, so too did the group of spectators, flocking from both floors of the 10,000 square foot sports bar Atmosphere in Loganville, Georgia.  Well after all the excitement we decided to leave and a friend of mine, Daniel, rode home with me to have a few more drinks and continue the evening.  Well, I am sure you can guess how the evening ended.  In true Lindsey Lovehand’s style I ended up playing a game of “strip Wii bowling” and even though I kicked the guy’s asses game after game until they were standing naked before me and I still had my socks and sweat pants on, I succumbed to my own lust and was naked in a New York minute.  From there we proceeded to do every position that 2 guys and a chick can do, until about 7am this morning!  Boy I needed that!

I will need to be brief and for that I am sorry.  I know I have been offline for almost a week, and there are a lot of fans wondering where I am.  I have had a catastrophe occur in my life and I need to address it IMMEDIATELY.  A few of my close friends already know and are currently in the process of assisting me.  I haven’t even been able to speak with Mike South and let him know what is going on.  My home is being taken over by black mold and I need to move IMMEDIATELY.  Those of you that know me are aware that I have a precarious allergy condition anyway, and I am not sure how long this infestation has been occurring.  For that reason, as a matter of safety for my health and the health of my family, I need to pack up the wagon and leave NOW.  I have a decent sized house and it is going to take me at least two weeks to get everything boxed and out.  I am also trying to simultaneously find some place to go but that will take me longer.  For that reason I felt the need to apprise you all of the situation and to make you aware that I will be very sporadic with updates here, on Twitter, Mike South.com, MySpace, etc.   Also, to ERIC, RICHARD, MARK, etc. and all those that I owe customs to, please bear with me.  I have been dealing with this for quite some time but kept it a “secret” because I felt like there might be a possibility of making repairs.  Since an inspection has now shown that I am living in a structure that is tantamount to a “disaster area” I can no longer delay.  I will TRY to squeeze some web time in as much as I can over the next two weeks.  I have SO MUCH to do and so little time to do with it.  Please bear with me.  And for those that expected to see me in Tampa for the Nightmoves show, I am sorry to disappoint you all as well.  I was looking forward to seeing the beach, the fans, and doing a little dancing again.

THANK YOU ….much love xoxoxo Lindsey

I had so many other things to do and write about BUT I have to get this off my chest.  I got my YouTube account SUSPENDED for two videos…one of which was the very FIRST video I posted back in March and has been there ever since, with no complaints (me in a thong shaking my booty) and the second one was not even REMOTELY sexual in nature, it showed me FULLY CLOTHED shooting one of my handguns in my backyard.  Can some one please explain this to me?  When you  search “girls & guns” you will get 847,000 videos…why is mine gone?  And what is really pissing me off is MySpace continues to allow these BITCHES, these FAKE mother-fuckers, to STEAL my copyrighted photos, remove the watermarks and copyrights and post them as their OWN.  And then what does MySpace technical support do?  They send ME an email after my repeated protests and ask ME to send them a “salute” …to what…prove I am who I say I am?  KISS MY ASS!  Send this cunt the emails, she still has a picture of ME on my kitchen floor doing a split as HER background… which BTW…she STOLE off a premium site.

http://www.myspace.com/poledancerheather69  Anyone who wants to tell Heather Wilson (IF that’s her real name) what a loser she really is…feel free to do so.  Thanks in advance.

I am SO sick and tired of all these posers who have nothing else better to do than sit around and pretend to be other people.  And that does not even count the other bitches that have pics of me in Florida as their profile pic….but I guess they are SO FUGLY they need to put me up or they wouldn’t get any friend requests at all!  Oh, and THEN I get a nasty email from some kid’s mom who threatens me and tells me I am breaking the law by ACCEPTING her son’s friend request to ME…I didn’t look for him…he found ME.  I have no idea who people are that send me requests, I accept them because I want to and it is nice AND an honor that they want to be my friend.  As we all know, everything that is posted on people’s profiles aren’t ALWAYS REAL…what a surprise.  I had no idea he is 13 but MAYBE, if she was a better mother, she would be in more control of her kid’s internet surfing habits.  Don’t blame me that your kid is straight and likes to look at girls…hell, you should be happy.  And btw, all he needs to do is GOOGLE me and he can go see scenes of me posted all over the internet that ARE NOT OWNED by me…and they are TRUE hardcore content.   EVERY SINGLE pic of me on MySpace is WELL within the guidelines, meanwhile I get friend requests EVERY day from people with HARDCORE content on their page, some of which will stay up for weeks at a time.  I guess some horny teenager’s mommy hasn’t snooped and discovered those pages yet.

On a more positive note…the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER magazine is on the news stands now…check me out on page 71…I am SO EXCITED!  Mike South is trying to speak to them now about me doing a full “spread”…lol..pun intended!

P.S. MANY MANY MANY THANKS to all my real & COOL friends, sorry I am bad about the emails but I am being pulled in many directions right now.