Lindsey Lovehands Public Blog

I am moving, if all go’s well…into my new house early next week, around the 1st or 2nd.  YEAH…I am so excited about this.  I am just going to rent this house for 6-12 months and then really take my time finding the next one to buy…I don’t want to be rushed and make another mistake.  I have been slowly getting acclimated and have made some new friends but have been concentrating on the moving logistics…they are such a bitch!  I went to the beach on Friday and Saturday and made a  kick-ass sand sculpture of a nude woman laying on her stomach…her ass was FANTASTIC if I do say so myself….lol.   And I am an “amateur sculptress”…seriously…I never tried it before, not bad for the first time out, don’t you think?   I SO love the beach…so many cool things…and people…to do! 

I had to pee...but the water was kinda cold....

I had to pee...but the water was kinda cold....

Here I am after finishing my "master piece"....a NAKED hottie in sand...nice ass don't you think?

Here I am after finishing my "master piece"....a NAKED hottie in sand...nice ass don't you think?

I ran to the mall to get some makeup and it was too nice a day to pass up...and just to save any questions....HELL NO I don't ride that bike...ONLY bitch!  My feet won't reach the ground..lol.

I ran to the mall to get some makeup and it was too nice a day to pass up...and just to save any questions....HELL NO I don't ride that bike...ONLY bitch! My feet won't reach the ground..lol.

I went by the new house to take measurements on Friday and met our next-door neighbors…a very nice couple…and the girl is a little hottie to be sure!  I think maybe she might need to be coaxed over for some wine and cooking dinner some night REAL soon, as soon as I can get everything unpacked and find where all my kitchen stuff is.  And her boyfriend is a PlayStation 3 “Call of Duty” FREAK…like me!  I guess  there will be some late-night fraggin’ sessions…we’ll kill all the enemies and let God sort them out…lol.  I absolutely LOVE that game, I don’t have “Modern Warfare 2″ yet but I am sure it will be just a matter of time before I buy it.  I love shooting all those guns….I can’t help myself, it’s such a turn-on.  Some fun nights are definately ahead.

Once I get settled in by the second or third week of December..then it’s Christmas…yeah…I love Christmas but this year will probably be just a teency-weency bit…stressful…lol.  But it’s all good in the ‘hood…I will get back in the swing of things.  By then we should have all the webcam goodies necessary to do some really great shows, AND most importantly…a regular place to cam FROM.  I have received a TON of emails requesting that and I promise it’s on the way.  I should have already launched the beinning of October…BUT….I kinda had some other stuff to deal with.  

And now yet ANOTHER super cool development…soon, really, really, really SOON..possibly before Christmas, I will be a regular on the Certified Sound internet radio show  “Certified Kink”.  I have been a guest on the show twice, and both times were a RIOT.  I think everybody was really pleased with what I added to the discussions.  Me and Mike South went on once, I’m hoping to get him on as a regular.  Go to www.certified.vvcradio.com and give them a listen.  They have some awesome programming for everyones’s tastes, including sports, comedy, home and garden…and of course MY personal favorite…S-E-X!  You can also see pics of me from past appearances, including, but not limited to, me being spanked by a professional dominatrix, testing out new sex toys, attempting to break my own World Record for CD’s and/or DVD’s on my nipple, showing my ass…and all kinds of other great stuff! 

Cumm hear me be my crazy self on air...streaming LIVE on the net...

Cumm hear me be my crazy self on air...streaming LIVE on the net...

I want ALL of you anywhere near St. Pete, Clearwater, Tampa area to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18th ...say HI

I want ALL of you anywhere near St. Pete, Clearwater, Tampa area to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18th ...say HI

I am posing for Rick "The Mad Dentist" ...photo courtesy of Rick
I am posing for Rick “The Mad Dentist” …photo courtesy of Rick

Well I am making some new friends..and spending time with some old ones as well.  I was at Mahaffers again the night before last and made friends with the house cat….the cat that just showed up one day and never left…so they adopted him.  He came walking on the bar top and approached me, wanted me to rub him..and just stayed there for the rest of the night!  I guess I always had a talent for attracting pussy…lol.  What a cool place…hope to run into some of you there.

Spent the yesterday with a couple of great guys..fast becoming friends.  To Rick “The Mad Dentist” (do you like that moniker Rick?  Kinda WWF isn’t it?  I think it’s cool but if you don’t like it we can change it.)  Rick is an interesting dude that has EXCELLENT taste in art and interior furnishings.  Craig “The Mad Hatter” and his TASTY treat of a girl Nancy (I’m still working on a name for her that is befitting of her hotness!)  There are lots of cool things to do here and TONS of cool people!  And by the way…I don’t think the temperature has dropped below 80 degrees during the day with the exception of the blow-back from Ida.  I also sampled a new place yesterday..the Palm Pavillion..great place.  I know I sound like an AM radio advertisement mentioning all the places but they are just so cool…there is really nothing like these place in Atlanta..I know there’s no beach but it’s the whole package to me that is so cool.  Hey, maybe I can get paid as an endorser for Florida commercials for tourism?  Not a bad gig…I think they would make me wear clothes though….and speaking of my opinions on Florida…stop by and read my article on www.mikesouth.com titled “Some Observations from the Sunshine State”. 

Wednesday the 18th…yes that’s THIS coming Wednesday I will be appearing at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater located at 16717 US HWY 19N Clearwater telephone (727) 538-2458  I hope to see all my friends who are nearby on the Gulf side to cumm by and see me and say “HI”.  I will be appearing from 11am to 7pm..unless I get MOBBED by adoring fans…lol…yeah that would be GREAT!  kisses…xoxoxo Lindsey

I want ALL of you anywhere near Clearwater, Tampa, St. Pete and the ENTIRE Gulf Shores to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18 and say HI from 11am to 7pm

I want ALL of you anywhere near Clearwater, Tampa, St. Pete and the ENTIRE Gulf Shores to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18 and say HI from 11am to 7pm

Lindsey Lovehands @ Mahuffers Bar in Indian Shores, FL....my NEW favorite place to be!

Well as you can imagine I am still in a lot of turmoil..it’s tougher doing everything I am trying to do AND look for a new place..but it will come together.  I cannot thank all of you enough that have written me with kind words or encouragement and emotionally uplifting compliments..sometimes “life stuff”  gets a little overwhelming….you know?  And to the guys that send me all the cock pics….mmmm…keep ‘em cumming boys!  The sight of those hard cocks REALLY “uplifts” my spirits…lol.

Well I am trying to learn my way around the new areas..it seems like I JUST figured out how to get around everywhere in Atlanta not that long ago and now I’m starting over.  Oh well…life is best with LOTS of new experiences.  Speaking of new experiences..I had one hell of one last night.  I decided to stop in a bar that is owned by a friend-of-a-friend that I had been meaning to go to since I last visited here in July, but something always came up.  The place is called “Mahuffers” and it’s DEFINATELY going to become my new local watering hole…the place ROCKS!!! There were SO many awesome people, great food and an UNBELIEVABLE LIVE jazz band playing.   Many, many thanks to Mikey the owner and his uber-HOT girlfriend Kelsie, Brian, Craig and the WHOLE gang for making me feel so at home and like a resident, not a vacationer…lol.  I am quite certain that there will be quite a few more “Lindsey sightings” at Mahuffers in the very near future.  And a special “THANKS” to Rick, a very sweet and generous retired dentist…love the ‘Vettes baby..sorry I got a little “tired” last night…wink wink..I’ll see you again I’m sure.  I wanna ride in the “banana ‘Vette  as soon as possible.

Looks like we are going to get a little residual bad weather from hurricane/tropical storm Ida…does anyone know which one it is?  Anyway, tomorrow will be the worst day I guess and then it’s back to sun and fun for the weekend.  I hope all you in Atlanta that are also getting wet by this storm are all OK….all my friends at Atmosphere in Loganville, Mike South….I miss ‘ya baby…it was great talking to you the other night…Mikey, Boone, Reiffer..WHAT UP!!!  It’s not any fun getting wet unless you are getting W-E-T…..you know what I mean?

Well…I’m back to work for now, gotta get some stuff done and write for www.mikesouth.combecause it’s been awhile…I know Mike is missing me already!  I am going to some clubs tomorrow night and will announce my appearance schedule soon…and webcamming is cumming soon too!  Stay in touch….I LOVE YOU ALL…xoxoxo Lindsey

The last night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.