Well there have been a lot of recent developments in the “Sunshine State”.  I am getting ready to launch the web cam…it would have been launched already BUT we have a family “health crisis” that had precluded me from launching.  I will be making a short visit back to Atlanta for the surgery of my family member.  Those of you that really know me, I REALLY APPRECIATE all the kind well wishes and prayers that you have all offered.  It REALLY means a lot!  It’s a real good feeling to know that there are so many REAL people out there.  And a special “THANKS” to Mike South for being such a great friend!  Btw….read my new blog on Mike’s site entitled “What does Ellen add to American Idol?”   I think it’s a good read…if i do say so myself…lol.

I am appearing frequently at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa during the week…usually Tuesday through Friday.  I will be out a few days until early next week.  As soon as I fully recover and get past the surgery there are a lot of exciting things on the near horizon.  I also spoke with my friend Joey “Hogger” and we will be shooting some great new content soon.  Probably sometime in April.  Hopefully I will be appearing in a new DVD-released movie being shot soon in Miami.  I will let you all know. 

My magazine cover with Nightmoves Magazine got nixed, I’m not sure why, but I have some other plans with Night Moves in the works.  I will DEFINATELY be at the Nightmoves Adult Awards Show this year…hopefully as a presenter.  Maybe a winner?  I doubt it…been too incognito lately…but that’s about to CHANGE! 

Well I’m AUDI…gotta run to do some things but I will be back soon with more updates, and hopefully a fully-cured illness.  I’m O.K….relax. 

Well I know I have been off for awhile but there have been so many things going on and I am still trying to get settled.  I am thoroughly enjoying appearing at the WORD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa…I will be on the cover of the March NIGHTMOVES MAGAZINE with fellow porn chick and veteran of over 400 films Delilah Strong…so if you live locally be on the lookout.  I will post links to the digital online version also. 

Well last week as you know I was on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show with a few friends and celebrity Pauly Shore was in the house also pimping a comedy club tour he was in Tampa appearing at and he was the “quiz-master” for a game of  ”Black History Month” trivia.  Pauly took a particular liking to me and my friend Alley…maybe because when Bubba asked us who wanted to go back to Pauly’s hotel suite with him for an “after-the-show” show, I quite enthusiastically jumped up and said “pick me…pick me”.  When Bubba asked me why, I promptly responded: “because I think he’s cute”.  Now of course I was just being me…trying to be entertaining and all, but some people had other ideas. 

So as I was leaving Pauly’s “handler” came up to me and said: “you are staying behind right?  Pauly is sending a limo to pick you up and take you to his hotel.”  I replied:  “WTF?”  But it was all in good fun and we had a blast…I was the ONLY girl to get a question correct on the show also…a little feather in my cap…lol.  I do think that Pauly was a little upset when I said I had to leave and get back to the club though…oh well.  I am sure I will see him again.  Great fun was had by all.

I was supposed to try and get away and go to Mexico Beach here in Florida with Mike South and go fishing but it wasn’t in the cards…our schedules conflicted.  I hope to see Mike real soon…and I am sad that I missed Hunter and Misses H also.  I will see you guys soon…I PROMISE!    I will be on WTSP Channel 10 News in the Tampa Bay area NEXT Monday February 22,  2010 on a show about the adult industry in Tampa and celebrating the anniversary of 2001 Odyssey.  The hunky and handsome Preston Rudie from Channel 10 who shot the show sent me an email and told me the other day when the show was airing.  I will post vids to Youtube after the show airs, if you are local check it out @ 11PM.  I will be Tivo’ing the show I promise you!

So I had a lot of fun in the last few weeks BUT I am WAY behind on content and I have been approached by several large companies to shoot more “pro” content.  I have, until now shied away from that idea because I want to control my own content.  However, I have been literally INUNDATED with hundreds of emails a day from fans asking me about where they can find this scene or that scene..or when am I going to appear with this “star” cock or that “superstar” girl.  The short answer to a long question is….BE PATIENT.  There are things being negotiated now that will answer all your questions…I always wanted to say that quote from The Godfather II…unmistakeably the GREATEST movie of ALL TIME!!!  I have been asked by many people to shoot scenes with Janet Mason…arguably the QUEEN of internet porn…(now that Jenna is “retired” and not spreading her legs for this industry again…lol) but I am waiting for a reply.  Janet is SO hot…I would love to eat her snatch…it looks so JUICY…and Mike South and many others think we would make some great “sister” porn….stay tuned pornophiles.  But with the current federal case ongoing against Brazzers.com….who knows?  Janet, you have my email….call or email me.

Other than that I have been busy fighting with Facebook who keeps pulling my page down and I DO NOT KNOW WHY?  What a bunch of BS!  I have been getting quite a bit of hits on my Youtube site…if you aren’t familiar with it go to:  www.youtube/LindseyLovehands1   I will also be holding a CASTING CALL in the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area SOON for upcoming video projects.  I will be posting details here and on www.twitter.com/LindseyLovehand  and at www.myspace.com/lindseylovehands and at www.facebook.com/lindseylovehands (if they don’t delete me again…lol)

Gotta run….talk to you all soon….and keep the emails cumming!  Much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

Hey all….I am SO EXCITED….if you live in the Tampa, St. Pete Clearwater area TUNE IN tomorrow, Friday February 5, 2010 to 102.5 FM because I will be on Bubba’s show playing Stripper/Porn Star Trivia for Black History month…I hope I do well…I’m kinda nervous about the questions….but i’m sure I will feel more at ease once Bubba convinces me to show him my boobs…lol.  I talked to my good friend Whitey Pippin last night and he told me that Bubba is looking forward to meeting me…I don’t know why?  But I am REALLY looking forward to it..and I might even be on with my GREAT friend Delilah Strong, a porn veteran with over 400 movies and several AVN nominations under her belt….mmmm…I’d like to get under her belt…lol!   She is SO MUCH fun to be around….and what a JUICY ass she has!

Also if you are in the area cumm by and say “HI” to the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry and ask for me…I LOVE meeting fans!

Starting soon I am going to be shooting a BUNCH of new content…I have heard from a lot of fans wondering when I have new movies cumming out…SOON!  I will be shooting with Brandon Longwood and several others in March here in Florida.  WOW…it’s going to be HOT..HOT..HOT stuff I promise.  Mike South is hopefully going to be cumming here soon also for a little fucking and a little fishing! 

much love …xoxoxo Lindsey

WOW….there is so much news to tell everyone and I am pressed for time.  I am NOW appearing at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey Club in Tampa, Florida.  I am usually there from NOON til? Tuesdays through Saturdays so cumm by and say HI!!  I am FULLY NUDE some cumm out and meet me in person.  I am so EXCITED to be there and I know that ANYONE who stops in to say hello will not be disappointed.  TONIGHT….Wednesday January 27, 2010 I will be on local ABC affiliate Channel 10 WTSP so anyone in the Tampa area check it out at 5PM, 6PM and 11PM.  I will be interviewed at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey Club which is celebrating its 40th year of bringing the FINEST ass on the planet to a couch near you!  Come in and see me on the pole….I so LOVE working on poles…lol. 

You can also check out me and all my hottie friends LIVE and NUDE onstage and in the dressing room by visiting www.2001LIVE.com and getting a FREE PREVIEW….if you like naked hotties that is…lol.  If you are local…check me out onstage and make sure I am there before you come on in.

This weekend is the famous Gasparilla Day Parade in the Bay area and I am SO FUCKING excited about it… I have heard about it for years but never been to one so this will be my first…Gasparilla parade that is…I am sure I will be unveiling the girls…and probably more…many times… JUST to get some cheap, worthless plastic beads…ain’t Florida GREAT? 

And on the news front….I will be launching my LIVE web cams on Monday March 1, 2010 and I am SO EXCITED I cannot contain myself…my panties would be wet…if I wore any.  I will be busy the next few days but will be back with a vengeance on Monday…have a GREAT weekend everybody…and I hope you all have LOTS of GREAT sex!!!!  

xoxoxo Lindsey

First off I hope EVERYONE has an AWESOME Holiday season and a great start to what should be a FANTASTIC 2010!!!  I had a photo shoot to do Saturday for V2 Magazine which is based here in the Bay area.  I am going to be a centerfold this month….well for January..and the issue cumms out on December 30th so be on the lookout!!  You will also be able to see me @ www.v2magazine.com  The  shoot went great….except for the fact that the club was FREEZING inside.  The club opened early for the shoot but no one but staff were around so the heat was low…not enough bodies….lol.  But I soldiered through it…and I think we got some great shots.  Chip, the photographer AND editor, was a super cool guy to work with and I think he took some excellent shots, even if I do say so myself…lol.  And it was kinda fun to goof-off on the pole while no one was in the club.  

  So after the shoot I went and met some friends for lunch….but by the time I got home I realized that the cold club, and my skimpy-to-nude photo shoot had caught up with me.  Yeah, I’m sick and it’s Christmas….it SUCKS the big one but what am I gonna do?  I still live in paradise though.  I will be doing more work with Chip and his magazine in the very near future.  I like Chip’s “eye for ass” as I call it…or “ass-dar” to be all military and precise-like…lol.  I figure I can score some GRADE A hotties just by hanging around him!   I have some great ideas that I think will benefit both the magazine and myself.  I am so looking forward to really working, networking and “creating” new content that I feel will be innovative and erotic, yet not appearing too “trendy” if you know what I mean?  And what better back-drop from which to draw my inspiration….beautiful, sunny, BOOTY-FUL Florida!

I am trying to catch up on my writing duties as well, so sorry for being behind….in advance….lol.  I am gearing up to seriously put my nose-to-the-grindstone come January 1st, 2010 because I really, really want 2010 to be a kick-ass year for me.  I am currently recruiting FEMALE talent for Lindsey Lovehand’s Productions, LLC. which will begin production in February 2010.  I will also be launching a jewelry line, and of course the webcams will be burning up the net…..so 2010 is already shaping up to very VERY exxxciting and sexxxy for all!  I hope that every single one of you and your families have a TREMENDOUS Holiday season, enjoy your loved ones, and safely ring in a propserous NEW YEAR!!!  Talk to you all soon…..much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

I am getting ready for the holidays…as I am sure most of you are as well.  It’s going to be a bittersweet Christmas this year considering the hell I have been though with the house and the move…but I am in paradise now…so I can’t complain much.  But this year will be a semi-boring Christmas as I am going to be still not totally settled…no Christmas tree set up…but I am in a GREAT place…physically and emotionally.

Enough of that boring stuff…on to the XXX-citing stuff.  I have been dancing as you know at 24K Gold Club in Clearwater and I am going to be touring different clubs around the area.  I am shooting a magazine layout and centerfold tomorrow with V2 Magazine and my new HOT friend Daizey will be shooting with me…we’ll definitely produce some SEXY girl-girl shots for sure!  I am kinda’ sweet on her anyway….lol…and I think the feeling is mutual.  She is a very statuesque brunette that stands about 6′1″ and has the most FANTASTIC boobs that I just LOVE to play with…and kiss and suck too!  She is a great girl and I believe we will become GREAT friends…with benefits…lol!

I am waiting for the holidays to be over before I launch my web camming…I know I was supposed to be LIVE already but the move really screwed with my plans… but I have some really awesome stuff planned once I get live including some “TV-styled” shows and I hopefully will be able to have guest appearances by other friends as well.  I hope to get naked for ALL of you LIVE twice a week starting in January…so stay tuned.  I will be updating my “Calender of Events” page regularly so check in often to see where, what and WHO I will be doing.    Stay in touch and I hope you all have a HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON….xoxoxo Lindsey

Here I am getting ready to go out to the club....my nipples just won't stay contained...

I am in Florida for good now…well except for the four chairs, a beautiful table, my sweet back-yard BBQ grill, and a glass table…I’ll be making ANOTHER trip soon…lol.  But I am SO happy that I finally have most of my stuff here…it’s unpacked and things are set up, pictures on the wall and I have my Posturepedic mattress to sleep…and fuck on…YEAH!  It’s good to be home. 

I left for Atlanta on Monday morning and took my time, brought along my good friend Rick “the MAD DENTIST” as a driving companion, and mover…lol.  So we arrived in Atlanta and it was 47 degrees….FORTY-SEVEN degrees…WTF?  When we left St. Pete in the day it was 77!  I called South, let him know I was back and settled in for a couple of beers and to rest from the day’s journey…..knowing we had a BIG day ahead of us.  We woke up the next morning and went to get the truck…and started the “Hell-Day”….lol.  Actually it wasn’t too bad…my friends from Atlanta showed up to help and it went smoothly.  THANK YOU again to Mikey, Boone and all my buds back in the ATL for all their help.  After we finished, about 8:30PM, we went to a Mexican restaurant and ate our first meal of the day, had a pitcher of margaritas and then embarked on our trip back to paradise about 10:30PM… with a GIANT Ryder truck stuffed-to-the-rafters, in tow.  What a LONG ride in the dark..through some rain…but all-in-all it was pretty fun, probably more so because psychologically I knew the move-from-hell was ALMOST over!

So I am here in St. Pete now…got most of my stuff arranged, hung, put away, etc. and NOW I can finally return to a normal life…well as normal as life is for ME…lol.  I have been appearing occasionally at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater, as time permits, and I am looking at other opportunities as well.  No matter what, I am so happy to be here…in PARADISE!  It is for me anyway..who knows, after living here awhile maybe the luster will wear off for me as well, it certainly seems like it has for some people.  I don’t understand how anyone could EVER get bored of living here…but to each their own I guess.

I went to a bar called the Banana Boat last night in Clearwater and promoted at a bike show…got to present awards and posed for each category winner with their bike and their trophy.  It was a fun time and I met some really cool people.  NOTE: To all the custome video people, I NOW have an awesome video tech who is going to render all my video for me, hopefully fairly quickly, like within a week or so of receiving it.  So alll you people waiting on your videos, they will be cumming soon!  And I am including something exxxtra-special nice for your incredible patience throughout this whole moving ordeal.

Well I’m gonna run now…gotta do some stuff, and work on my article for www.mikesouth.com so stay in touch with me!

The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.

Well I am almost finished packing up the house, just a few miscellaneous things and take some furniture apart and it’s over…at least the first part of the adventure.  This has been an exhausting process to say the least, but there have been some good things to come from it.  I have learned who my REAL friends are…and those that aren’t.  During the process of packing I have also found things that I forgot I had.  It is amazing how much stuff you accumulate over the years and don’t even realize it until you have to pack.  I did uncover some cool things that I forgot I had…mostly some sexy tops and shorts, even a few pairs of shoes.  I guess you could make the argument that if I had lived without it for so long without missing it then I really didn’t need it after all.  But I don’t subscribe to that train of thought…especially not when it comes to high-heel shoes.  Besides, what’s a few extra boxes in the grand scheme of things, you know? 

I am looking forward to TRYING to get some updates done but I still have so much work ahead of me…now that everything is boxed and packed it still needs to be actually moved.  I have a lot of guy friends that are going to help me when it’s time to put everything on a truck, which if all goes well will be sometime next week. 

Other than that I got a GREAT split-roast banging last night.  It all started with me deciding that I needed a break after all the non-stop work I had been doing.  So I made plans to run up the street to my local neighborhood watering hole and have a few drinks and meet up with some friends.  It was great to just get away from the house, the mold, boxes and such.  It was nice to be part of civilization again, albeit for a brief period.  I even got a chance at the bar, as about 30 people watched and cheered, to break my previous record of 8 CDs on my nipples that I set at Lake Lanier last summer.  My new record is….. drum roll please…. TEN !  That’s right, ten CDs on my nipples.  Everyone was going crazy and cheering as each CD was added to my very erect niblets.  As the pyramid grew in size, so too did the group of spectators, flocking from both floors of the 10,000 square foot sports bar Atmosphere in Loganville, Georgia.  Well after all the excitement we decided to leave and a friend of mine, Daniel, rode home with me to have a few more drinks and continue the evening.  Well, I am sure you can guess how the evening ended.  In true Lindsey Lovehand’s style I ended up playing a game of “strip Wii bowling” and even though I kicked the guy’s asses game after game until they were standing naked before me and I still had my socks and sweat pants on, I succumbed to my own lust and was naked in a New York minute.  From there we proceeded to do every position that 2 guys and a chick can do, until about 7am this morning!  Boy I needed that!

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!