Hey all….I am SO EXCITED….if you live in the Tampa, St. Pete Clearwater area TUNE IN tomorrow, Friday February 5, 2010 to 102.5 FM because I will be on Bubba’s show playing Stripper/Porn Star Trivia for Black History month…I hope I do well…I’m kinda nervous about the questions….but i’m sure I will feel more at ease once Bubba convinces me to show him my boobs…lol.  I talked to my good friend Whitey Pippin last night and he told me that Bubba is looking forward to meeting me…I don’t know why?  But I am REALLY looking forward to it..and I might even be on with my GREAT friend Delilah Strong, a porn veteran with over 400 movies and several AVN nominations under her belt….mmmm…I’d like to get under her belt…lol!   She is SO MUCH fun to be around….and what a JUICY ass she has!

Also if you are in the area cumm by and say “HI” to the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry and ask for me…I LOVE meeting fans!

Starting soon I am going to be shooting a BUNCH of new content…I have heard from a lot of fans wondering when I have new movies cumming out…SOON!  I will be shooting with Brandon Longwood and several others in March here in Florida.  WOW…it’s going to be HOT..HOT..HOT stuff I promise.  Mike South is hopefully going to be cumming here soon also for a little fucking and a little fishing! 

much love …xoxoxo Lindsey

I am getting ready for the holidays…as I am sure most of you are as well.  It’s going to be a bittersweet Christmas this year considering the hell I have been though with the house and the move…but I am in paradise now…so I can’t complain much.  But this year will be a semi-boring Christmas as I am going to be still not totally settled…no Christmas tree set up…but I am in a GREAT place…physically and emotionally.

Enough of that boring stuff…on to the XXX-citing stuff.  I have been dancing as you know at 24K Gold Club in Clearwater and I am going to be touring different clubs around the area.  I am shooting a magazine layout and centerfold tomorrow with V2 Magazine and my new HOT friend Daizey will be shooting with me…we’ll definitely produce some SEXY girl-girl shots for sure!  I am kinda’ sweet on her anyway….lol…and I think the feeling is mutual.  She is a very statuesque brunette that stands about 6′1″ and has the most FANTASTIC boobs that I just LOVE to play with…and kiss and suck too!  She is a great girl and I believe we will become GREAT friends…with benefits…lol!

I am waiting for the holidays to be over before I launch my web camming…I know I was supposed to be LIVE already but the move really screwed with my plans… but I have some really awesome stuff planned once I get live including some “TV-styled” shows and I hopefully will be able to have guest appearances by other friends as well.  I hope to get naked for ALL of you LIVE twice a week starting in January…so stay tuned.  I will be updating my “Calender of Events” page regularly so check in often to see where, what and WHO I will be doing.    Stay in touch and I hope you all have a HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON….xoxoxo Lindsey

I am moving, if all go’s well…into my new house early next week, around the 1st or 2nd.  YEAH…I am so excited about this.  I am just going to rent this house for 6-12 months and then really take my time finding the next one to buy…I don’t want to be rushed and make another mistake.  I have been slowly getting acclimated and have made some new friends but have been concentrating on the moving logistics…they are such a bitch!  I went to the beach on Friday and Saturday and made a  kick-ass sand sculpture of a nude woman laying on her stomach…her ass was FANTASTIC if I do say so myself….lol.   And I am an “amateur sculptress”…seriously…I never tried it before, not bad for the first time out, don’t you think?   I SO love the beach…so many cool things…and people…to do! 

I had to pee...but the water was kinda cold....

Here I am after finishing my "master piece"....a NAKED hottie in sand...nice ass don't you think?

I ran to the mall to get some makeup and it was too nice a day to pass up...and just to save any questions....HELL NO I don't ride that bike...ONLY bitch! My feet won't reach the ground..lol.

I went by the new house to take measurements on Friday and met our next-door neighbors…a very nice couple…and the girl is a little hottie to be sure!  I think maybe she might need to be coaxed over for some wine and cooking dinner some night REAL soon, as soon as I can get everything unpacked and find where all my kitchen stuff is.  And her boyfriend is a PlayStation 3 “Call of Duty” FREAK…like me!  I guess  there will be some late-night fraggin’ sessions…we’ll kill all the enemies and let God sort them out…lol.  I absolutely LOVE that game, I don’t have “Modern Warfare 2″ yet but I am sure it will be just a matter of time before I buy it.  I love shooting all those guns….I can’t help myself, it’s such a turn-on.  Some fun nights are definately ahead.

Once I get settled in by the second or third week of December..then it’s Christmas…yeah…I love Christmas but this year will probably be just a teency-weency bit…stressful…lol.  But it’s all good in the ‘hood…I will get back in the swing of things.  By then we should have all the webcam goodies necessary to do some really great shows, AND most importantly…a regular place to cam FROM.  I have received a TON of emails requesting that and I promise it’s on the way.  I should have already launched the beinning of October…BUT….I kinda had some other stuff to deal with.  

And now yet ANOTHER super cool development…soon, really, really, really SOON..possibly before Christmas, I will be a regular on the Certified Sound internet radio show  “Certified Kink”.  I have been a guest on the show twice, and both times were a RIOT.  I think everybody was really pleased with what I added to the discussions.  Me and Mike South went on once, I’m hoping to get him on as a regular.  Go to www.certified.vvcradio.com and give them a listen.  They have some awesome programming for everyones’s tastes, including sports, comedy, home and garden…and of course MY personal favorite…S-E-X!  You can also see pics of me from past appearances, including, but not limited to, me being spanked by a professional dominatrix, testing out new sex toys, attempting to break my own World Record for CD’s and/or DVD’s on my nipple, showing my ass…and all kinds of other great stuff! 

Cumm hear me be my crazy self on air...streaming LIVE on the net...

I want ALL of you anywhere near St. Pete, Clearwater, Tampa area to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18th ...say HI

I am posing for Rick “The Mad Dentist” …photo courtesy of Rick

Well I am making some new friends..and spending time with some old ones as well.  I was at Mahaffers again the night before last and made friends with the house cat….the cat that just showed up one day and never left…so they adopted him.  He came walking on the bar top and approached me, wanted me to rub him..and just stayed there for the rest of the night!  I guess I always had a talent for attracting pussy…lol.  What a cool place…hope to run into some of you there.

Spent the yesterday with a couple of great guys..fast becoming friends.  To Rick “The Mad Dentist” (do you like that moniker Rick?  Kinda WWF isn’t it?  I think it’s cool but if you don’t like it we can change it.)  Rick is an interesting dude that has EXCELLENT taste in art and interior furnishings.  Craig “The Mad Hatter” and his TASTY treat of a girl Nancy (I’m still working on a name for her that is befitting of her hotness!)  There are lots of cool things to do here and TONS of cool people!  And by the way…I don’t think the temperature has dropped below 80 degrees during the day with the exception of the blow-back from Ida.  I also sampled a new place yesterday..the Palm Pavillion..great place.  I know I sound like an AM radio advertisement mentioning all the places but they are just so cool…there is really nothing like these place in Atlanta..I know there’s no beach but it’s the whole package to me that is so cool.  Hey, maybe I can get paid as an endorser for Florida commercials for tourism?  Not a bad gig…I think they would make me wear clothes though….and speaking of my opinions on Florida…stop by and read my article on www.mikesouth.com titled “Some Observations from the Sunshine State”. 

Wednesday the 18th…yes that’s THIS coming Wednesday I will be appearing at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater located at 16717 US HWY 19N Clearwater telephone (727) 538-2458  I hope to see all my friends who are nearby on the Gulf side to cumm by and see me and say “HI”.  I will be appearing from 11am to 7pm..unless I get MOBBED by adoring fans…lol…yeah that would be GREAT!  kisses…xoxoxo Lindsey

I want ALL of you anywhere near Clearwater, Tampa, St. Pete and the ENTIRE Gulf Shores to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18 and say HI from 11am to 7pm

Well as you can imagine I am still in a lot of turmoil..it’s tougher doing everything I am trying to do AND look for a new place..but it will come together.  I cannot thank all of you enough that have written me with kind words or encouragement and emotionally uplifting compliments..sometimes “life stuff”  gets a little overwhelming….you know?  And to the guys that send me all the cock pics….mmmm…keep ‘em cumming boys!  The sight of those hard cocks REALLY “uplifts” my spirits…lol.

Well I am trying to learn my way around the new areas..it seems like I JUST figured out how to get around everywhere in Atlanta not that long ago and now I’m starting over.  Oh well…life is best with LOTS of new experiences.  Speaking of new experiences..I had one hell of one last night.  I decided to stop in a bar that is owned by a friend-of-a-friend that I had been meaning to go to since I last visited here in July, but something always came up.  The place is called “Mahuffers” and it’s DEFINATELY going to become my new local watering hole…the place ROCKS!!! There were SO many awesome people, great food and an UNBELIEVABLE LIVE jazz band playing.   Many, many thanks to Mikey the owner and his uber-HOT girlfriend Kelsie, Brian, Craig and the WHOLE gang for making me feel so at home and like a resident, not a vacationer…lol.  I am quite certain that there will be quite a few more “Lindsey sightings” at Mahuffers in the very near future.  And a special “THANKS” to Rick, a very sweet and generous retired dentist…love the ‘Vettes baby..sorry I got a little “tired” last night…wink wink..I’ll see you again I’m sure.  I wanna ride in the “banana ‘Vette  as soon as possible.

Looks like we are going to get a little residual bad weather from hurricane/tropical storm Ida…does anyone know which one it is?  Anyway, tomorrow will be the worst day I guess and then it’s back to sun and fun for the weekend.  I hope all you in Atlanta that are also getting wet by this storm are all OK….all my friends at Atmosphere in Loganville, Mike South….I miss ‘ya baby…it was great talking to you the other night…Mikey, Boone, Reiffer..WHAT UP!!!  It’s not any fun getting wet unless you are getting W-E-T…..you know what I mean?

Well…I’m back to work for now, gotta get some stuff done and write for www.mikesouth.combecause it’s been awhile…I know Mike is missing me already!  I am going to some clubs tomorrow night and will announce my appearance schedule soon…and webcamming is cumming soon too!  Stay in touch….I LOVE YOU ALL…xoxoxo Lindsey

The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.

I am about to shoot with Mike South

This coming Monday I will be getting everything onto a truck ….more than likely more than once…and put it into storage.  Then it is on to beautiful, sunny F-L-A!  I am so excited about living near the beach…I cannot even begin to tell you all.  I am so glad that Mike is back from Thailand…although he was quite surprised to hear what was going on with me because after the first two weeks of his trip he had bad cell reception so we couldn’t talk.  I will be enlisting Mike’s help Monday…a little bit..I don’t want him to hurt his back.  I am sure I can find some light stuff for him to move.

Nevertheless, I will be on to bigger and better, greener pastures.  And truthfully Florida provides a MUCH better backdrop for porn in my opinion.  I am very excited at all the different opportunities for shooting locations that exist down there.  And just so any of you hot girls know…I am looking for girls to shoot girl-girl scenes with so email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net  if you or your girlfriend, SO or wife is interested.  And to Emily in St. Pete, I sent you an email today girl so please reply… I am VERY interested…lol.

The one and ONLY bad thing about leaving Georgia is that I will be leaving behind a lot of great and true friends that I have made over the last few years.  I know I don’t have to worry about “losing” South as a friend because he never needs an excuse to come to Florida…I predict he will be visiting and fishing within a few months.  So if anyone in Florida floats on by a fishing boat with a naked redhead and a bearded guy yelling “reel it in hooker” …then you know you just passed me and Mike South…lol.  But on a more positive note I will be back with my great friends down in Reddington Shores…those that shall remain nameless so their kids don’t know that they hang with a porn star.  And I will be appearing at the 24K Club fairly regularly…once I get down there and settled in.  So to all my fans that live in or near the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area cum on by and see me…I’ll give you a GREAT show!  I will announce when I start on my “Calender of events” page.

I will need to be brief and for that I am sorry.  I know I have been offline for almost a week, and there are a lot of fans wondering where I am.  I have had a catastrophe occur in my life and I need to address it IMMEDIATELY.  A few of my close friends already know and are currently in the process of assisting me.  I haven’t even been able to speak with Mike South and let him know what is going on.  My home is being taken over by black mold and I need to move IMMEDIATELY.  Those of you that know me are aware that I have a precarious allergy condition anyway, and I am not sure how long this infestation has been occurring.  For that reason, as a matter of safety for my health and the health of my family, I need to pack up the wagon and leave NOW.  I have a decent sized house and it is going to take me at least two weeks to get everything boxed and out.  I am also trying to simultaneously find some place to go but that will take me longer.  For that reason I felt the need to apprise you all of the situation and to make you aware that I will be very sporadic with updates here, on Twitter, Mike South.com, MySpace, etc.   Also, to ERIC, RICHARD, MARK, etc. and all those that I owe customs to, please bear with me.  I have been dealing with this for quite some time but kept it a “secret” because I felt like there might be a possibility of making repairs.  Since an inspection has now shown that I am living in a structure that is tantamount to a “disaster area” I can no longer delay.  I will TRY to squeeze some web time in as much as I can over the next two weeks.  I have SO MUCH to do and so little time to do with it.  Please bear with me.  And for those that expected to see me in Tampa for the Nightmoves show, I am sorry to disappoint you all as well.  I was looking forward to seeing the beach, the fans, and doing a little dancing again.

THANK YOU ….much love xoxoxo Lindsey

I had so many other things to do and write about BUT I have to get this off my chest.  I got my YouTube account SUSPENDED for two videos…one of which was the very FIRST video I posted back in March and has been there ever since, with no complaints (me in a thong shaking my booty) and the second one was not even REMOTELY sexual in nature, it showed me FULLY CLOTHED shooting one of my handguns in my backyard.  Can some one please explain this to me?  When you  search “girls & guns” you will get 847,000 videos…why is mine gone?  And what is really pissing me off is MySpace continues to allow these BITCHES, these FAKE mother-fuckers, to STEAL my copyrighted photos, remove the watermarks and copyrights and post them as their OWN.  And then what does MySpace technical support do?  They send ME an email after my repeated protests and ask ME to send them a “salute” …to what…prove I am who I say I am?  KISS MY ASS!  Send this cunt the emails, she still has a picture of ME on my kitchen floor doing a split as HER background… which BTW…she STOLE off a premium site.

http://www.myspace.com/poledancerheather69  Anyone who wants to tell Heather Wilson (IF that’s her real name) what a loser she really is…feel free to do so.  Thanks in advance.

I am SO sick and tired of all these posers who have nothing else better to do than sit around and pretend to be other people.  And that does not even count the other bitches that have pics of me in Florida as their profile pic….but I guess they are SO FUGLY they need to put me up or they wouldn’t get any friend requests at all!  Oh, and THEN I get a nasty email from some kid’s mom who threatens me and tells me I am breaking the law by ACCEPTING her son’s friend request to ME…I didn’t look for him…he found ME.  I have no idea who people are that send me requests, I accept them because I want to and it is nice AND an honor that they want to be my friend.  As we all know, everything that is posted on people’s profiles aren’t ALWAYS REAL…what a surprise.  I had no idea he is 13 but MAYBE, if she was a better mother, she would be in more control of her kid’s internet surfing habits.  Don’t blame me that your kid is straight and likes to look at girls…hell, you should be happy.  And btw, all he needs to do is GOOGLE me and he can go see scenes of me posted all over the internet that ARE NOT OWNED by me…and they are TRUE hardcore content.   EVERY SINGLE pic of me on MySpace is WELL within the guidelines, meanwhile I get friend requests EVERY day from people with HARDCORE content on their page, some of which will stay up for weeks at a time.  I guess some horny teenager’s mommy hasn’t snooped and discovered those pages yet.

On a more positive note…the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER magazine is on the news stands now…check me out on page 71…I am SO EXCITED!  Mike South is trying to speak to them now about me doing a full “spread”…lol..pun intended!

P.S. MANY MANY MANY THANKS to all my real & COOL friends, sorry I am bad about the emails but I am being pulled in many directions right now.

I know everybody has been wondering where I have been…I’ll tell you.  First of all I have had to help my sister with her one year old who has had some health issues and has been in and out of the hospital.  Poor little guy…it’s so sad to see a sick child because they can’t speak for themselves and let you know they feel bad or where it hurts.  Nevertheless I think all is well on the home front so I am BACK to work!  As you know I have been working on a variety of projects lately and they have taken a lot of time as well. 

TOMORROW my HUSTLER magazine comes out…I’ll be in the “Girls of MySpace” section…I am so excited!  Go to your local newsstand and check it out.  The rain has finally stopped in Atlanta…we have had 2 whole days of dry weather…YIPPEEEEE…I am so happy about that.  I was working on plans to build an arc if the rain didn’t stop soon…lol!  My yard is DEFINATELY the worse for wear though.  I also talked to Mike South yesterday…he called to check in and discuss some web business and changes to the site which are cumming soon.  We are also setting a launch date for the web camming by the end of this week…so STAY TUNED!  

Other than that I have SO many things I am behind on for FANS that I have to get to work on them hard and fast…(PUN INTENDED…lol).  Mark and Richard…I haven’t forgotten about you guys I just had to step away to be there for my sister…even though sometimes she makes that very difficult to do.  The INNAUGURAL radio show where I begin co-hosting will be on Saturday October 24th, after I return from Tampa.  I will be providing more details as the date draws nearer AND I am looking for people to email me topics and fetishes they would like to be discussed.  I appreciate all input from my fans…. I want to make this really HOT and EXCITING for everyone.  Email me your thoughts and comments to lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net

And finally….I want to wish a GET WELL SOON to my friend Robin…I hope all goes well with your surgery today and it alleviates the problems you have been suffering through for so long.  And to Kim…you are the BOMB for being such a good friend and helping to take care of Robin during this difficult time.