I was having dinner in Miami back in July with Joey “Hogger” from Scores Films and we were at a seafood restaurant called “The Rustic Inn” which was a crab house on an inter coastal that had quite a famous reputation. On the back of their very extensive menu there was a page with the names of all the famous people that had dined there over the years. Everyone from Frank Sinatra to Henry Kissinger to Sigfried and Roy had graced this establishment and cracked crab shells with wooden mallets just like all us “little folks” and that got me to thinking…I should start a page of famous people that I know and/or have dined at my …eh…ummm…watering hole. So here goes:
Mike South- Well you knew he was first after all…my libertarian, gun-totin, friend-of- a pornographer
Felicia Foxx - One of the coolest, sweetest, HOTTEST AND most genuine people you will ever meet, hopefully I can “coax” her out of retirement
Julie Meadows – we spoke on the phone the other day and she wants to interview me soon…I’m looking forward to that VERY much..she seems very cool
Ron Jeremy- well, he did suck my nipples at Exxxotica
Joey “the Hogger”- male porn star, funny-man and all-around renaissance STUD (P.S. he lobbied the Rustic Inn’s owner to put me on the “Famous People” page of the menu and they took my name down and said maybe next time they re-print that page they will…who knows?)
Mandingo – 14 inches of BBC…need I say more? Interesting guy…has a lot of innovative ideas about the business…but is BEST known for using that gigantic tool of his to assault bitches from coast-to-coast
Kayden Kross- we hung out awhile in Miami and had dinner with South during Exxxotica…an oyster connoisseur
Various NFL, NBA, NHL & MLB players who shall remain NAMELESS - we aren’t going to touch that one
J. King- rock-star fetish photographer, pre-eminent collector of Polish pornography and cinematographic “savant”
A guy named “Fred” – supposedly a freelance photographer for such notables as TMZ and Maxim…although I never did see my topless photos from South Beach on TMZ.com (I think he just liked my boobs)…just kidding Fred
Ashley Fires – I really like the Clips4Sale girl…her and her hubby are just too cool for school…maybe I’ll see them when I get to LA
Raven – the WWE wrestler…well I don’t really KNOW him as in “know him”….but he did sign my left boob outside the Cheetah strip club in Atlanta one night
The Robot from Clips4Sale.com – this is the robot that appeared in Rocky III early on in the film BEFORE he lost all his money…now it belongs to Clips4Sale and travels from sex show to sex show spreading the “word”…and he actually talks to you! OK..it’s not really a “person” I know
Pashur the “Body Painter” – I met Pashur at Exxxotica this year, Neil from Clips4Sale had him there to paint all of us ‘hos…very nice guy who does all the body painting at Fantasy Fest in Key West…the annual party of drunken frivolity and debauchery…he’s painted boobies at the Playboy Mansion
Karina Sinclair - former Sin City contract girl, SWEET as a hive-full-of-honey, so nice and funny….generally just an incredibly long-legged, HOT piece of Scandanavia….and DAMN can she eat a pussy
Pauly Shore – The star of such ’80s and ’90s movie classics like “in the Army Now” , “Son-in-law” and “Biosphere”…I was a guest with Pauly on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show recently and he was the question giver on “Black History Month” trivia…he was also wanting to send a car for me to come to his hotel after the show…for a “private party”….sorry Pauly!
If you are famous and you would like to be on my page please feel free to email me at lindseylovehands@yahoo.com and I will be glad to include you…xoxoxo Lindsey