I am moving, if all go’s well…into my new house early next week, around the 1st or 2nd.  YEAH…I am so excited about this.  I am just going to rent this house for 6-12 months and then really take my time finding the next one to buy…I don’t want to be rushed and make another mistake.  I have been slowly getting acclimated and have made some new friends but have been concentrating on the moving logistics…they are such a bitch!  I went to the beach on Friday and Saturday and made a  kick-ass sand sculpture of a nude woman laying on her stomach…her ass was FANTASTIC if I do say so myself….lol.   And I am an “amateur sculptress”…seriously…I never tried it before, not bad for the first time out, don’t you think?   I SO love the beach…so many cool things…and people…to do! 

I had to pee...but the water was kinda cold....

Here I am after finishing my "master piece"....a NAKED hottie in sand...nice ass don't you think?

I ran to the mall to get some makeup and it was too nice a day to pass up...and just to save any questions....HELL NO I don't ride that bike...ONLY bitch! My feet won't reach the ground..lol.

I went by the new house to take measurements on Friday and met our next-door neighbors…a very nice couple…and the girl is a little hottie to be sure!  I think maybe she might need to be coaxed over for some wine and cooking dinner some night REAL soon, as soon as I can get everything unpacked and find where all my kitchen stuff is.  And her boyfriend is a PlayStation 3 “Call of Duty” FREAK…like me!  I guess  there will be some late-night fraggin’ sessions…we’ll kill all the enemies and let God sort them out…lol.  I absolutely LOVE that game, I don’t have “Modern Warfare 2″ yet but I am sure it will be just a matter of time before I buy it.  I love shooting all those guns….I can’t help myself, it’s such a turn-on.  Some fun nights are definately ahead.

Once I get settled in by the second or third week of December..then it’s Christmas…yeah…I love Christmas but this year will probably be just a teency-weency bit…stressful…lol.  But it’s all good in the ‘hood…I will get back in the swing of things.  By then we should have all the webcam goodies necessary to do some really great shows, AND most importantly…a regular place to cam FROM.  I have received a TON of emails requesting that and I promise it’s on the way.  I should have already launched the beinning of October…BUT….I kinda had some other stuff to deal with.  

And now yet ANOTHER super cool development…soon, really, really, really SOON..possibly before Christmas, I will be a regular on the Certified Sound internet radio show  “Certified Kink”.  I have been a guest on the show twice, and both times were a RIOT.  I think everybody was really pleased with what I added to the discussions.  Me and Mike South went on once, I’m hoping to get him on as a regular.  Go to www.certified.vvcradio.com and give them a listen.  They have some awesome programming for everyones’s tastes, including sports, comedy, home and garden…and of course MY personal favorite…S-E-X!  You can also see pics of me from past appearances, including, but not limited to, me being spanked by a professional dominatrix, testing out new sex toys, attempting to break my own World Record for CD’s and/or DVD’s on my nipple, showing my ass…and all kinds of other great stuff! 

Cumm hear me be my crazy self on air...streaming LIVE on the net...

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

Me taking off my panties that I wore to leave on the Wall of Fame

Yesterday Mike South and me were on www.certified.vvcradio.com with DJ Certified and the crew. It was a lot of fun and we met some interesting people including a real-life dominatrix…or “domina” as they are called in the proper vernacular. She whipped my ASS…damn I’m still hurting today…lol. We had a great time and to Raquel Whips…thank you madaam! Mike was brilliant as always, as he shed light on the business, kink, obsessions and other poignant questions, with 16 years of experience. I even brought my “boyfriend” as I like to call him, to the radio show…”HE” is an 18-amp reciprocating saw with a jelly dildo attached to the end….ah the simple pleasures in life really are the best you know?

With the exception of the problem with the AC in the studio, a great time was had by all and I hope you guys got a chance to hear it, but if you didn’t go to the archives at www.certified.vvcradio.com and look for me…Lindsey Lovehands…and you can hear BOTH of my interviews in their archive. Also I believe over the next day or so there will be links to many great photos we took while in studio… (you will probably especially like the one where Rachel Whips “whips the fuck out’ of my ass and leaves fingerprints. I did take Raquel’s business card after the interview…for purely professional reasons…I have pics to email her…no seriously I do..I’m not kidding I’m emailing her pics from the studio…lol.

Talk to you all soon…I am working on some other new and exciting projects so I will keep you WELL informed. xoxoxo Lindsey

P.S. Here I am taking off my panties in studio so I can sign them and leave them on the Certified “Wall of Fame”