Trees EVERYWHERE

Last night I spent the evening enjoying my toys from Mark, the BBC stud FAN I have from N.Y.   I watched one and a half of the 7 VERY hot, interracial DVDs he sent me.  Very…um…stimulating…to say the least..lol.  I used my new black-dong to hammer my little tight hole while I watched all these little, tiny white girls (like my size) taking these mammoth black cocks in their mouths, pussies and ASSES…that’s right…their ASSES!  OMG, I was in absolute and complete AWE!  As I have said before I am currently “working” on my anal skills, my timetable is to be an “anal SLUT” by year’s end…lol.  Anyway, all I can say is WOW !  I have to give a “5 thumbs up” to “Fuck my WHITE Ass #6″…GREAT movie!  THANKS again Mark!

Yesterday I did an interview with a writer from “European Maxim” magazine.  He came to speak to me about the porn biz, do I like it, what do you like about it, etc.  It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed doing it.  He also took some pics of me around my home..sorry I was clothed…lol.  His name is Frank and he is planning on writing a “coffee-table” book about porn, porn stars and their personal lives.  It sounds like an interesting project and I am looking forward to being a part of it.  It should be published sometime in mid 2010.  I will keep you all posted.

Well I am back to work…shooting some content over the next few days.  Updates and movies will be forthcoming when Mike gets back from his fishing trip in Mexico beach…good luck Mike.  I will be waiting for my fish you are bringing over for me to cook for you….lol.  Btw…cum follow my “tweets” on Twitter at www.twitter.com/LindseyLovehand  (I know it sucks…Twitter doesn’t allow for enough characters for the ‘S’ in Lovehands).  I will be talking to you all soon…much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

P.S.   You see that mess in that pic?  That’s the mess going on around my house….YUCK!

Me getting pics taken at a shoot...in a shower I REALLY REALLY liked !!

All this work around the house and yard have made me start thinking about “other” things to do around the house…kind of like MY “dream” honey-do list of projects I would LIKE to do and eventually WILL do…someday.  I have a pretty nice home…it’s no “MTV Cribs” house but it’s not a dump either.  I am pretty happy with everything we have done with the exception of two glaring deficiencies:  the kitchen and my master bath.  Now understand, in my master bedroom we have a four-person hot tub in the middle of the floor, which sits in front of a full end-to-end, wall-to-ceiling, mirror.  It’s pretty fucking HOT if you ask me…. MEMBERS can see it in some of my videos, and will see it many more times I’m sure.  The problem is, however, that I don’t think the shower and vanity area are befitting the rest of the master.  I currently have a standard, cheap-looking double vanity and a fiberglass shower insert with a curtain….a curtain…and have underwent the rigors of daily bathing in facilities un-becoming the rest of my surroundings..lol.  What I REALLY want is to TEAR it all the hell out and replace with marble tile walls and a bunch of heads built into the wall…you know the kind…you can adjust the heads to go anywhere you want?  AND there is one of those, as I like to call them “pussy-eating/cock-sucking” seats built into the wall that you can sit on.  How HOT is that?  That’s what I’m talking about!  I have even included a pic from a shoot I did where you can get the “flavor” of what I’m talking about.

The bottom line is that I abhor my master bathroom, I CANNOT WAIT to replace it, and I NEED to do this as soon as possible.  I am a pretty good “Susy home-maker” in my own right; that’s right…not only do I suck a mean cock but I cook VERY well, I can paint, refinish furniture, re-sheetrock a room,  but I draw the line at cutting and laying tile.  I will be contacting a contractor friend soon…I have some ideas for the kitchen too..I wonder how much of a discount I can su..I mean..weasle out of him…lol.

The birthday cake I baked last week

I have felt better than I do today…I think I just have picked up a 24 or 48 hour bug type thing.    Anyway I decided to cook some fish, tilapia to be precise…I am not a HUGE fan of fish per se, but over the last few years I have started experimenting and have come to enjoy some fish.  When I was in Miami last month I went to the “Rustic Inn” crabhouse and had some awesome Aahi tuna.  I like tuna fish but have never really eaten tuna fillets before that.  Over the last year I have “broken down” and eaten for the FIRST time the following:  mussels (I know it’s a mollusk not a fish), shark, tuna, tilapia, clams (again…NOT fish I know), mackerel and grouper.  I have enjoyed them all, in varying degrees, but I have come to the realization that if I’m going to eat fish I would rather prepare it myself.  I love to cook, as I have stated before, so it’s really no skin off my nose.  As I have experimented with various recipes in my never-ending quest to prepare fish that doesn’t taste like fish, I realized that it’s NOT that fish is bad, it’s usually the chef…lol.

Well, to make a long story short I have created the ULTIMATE way to prepare tilapia with a home-made and seasoned bread crumb-crust that is TO DIE FOR if I do say so myself.  Throw in some garlic-mash potatoes and some fresh broccoli flowers and you have got yourself a meal.  And I prepared this fabulous meal all while having a 100 degree temperature and generally feeling pretty yucky.  But hey, I’m a trouper.  I’m the type woman who looks forward to Thanksgiving just because I get to cook…lol…I know it sounds crazy but it’s true.  I bet it comes as a big surprise to you that a girl who loves to have sex on camera is ALSO a great cook, but hey…a bitch has got to eat too right?