I had so many other things to do and write about BUT I have to get this off my chest.  I got my YouTube account SUSPENDED for two videos…one of which was the very FIRST video I posted back in March and has been there ever since, with no complaints (me in a thong shaking my booty) and the second one was not even REMOTELY sexual in nature, it showed me FULLY CLOTHED shooting one of my handguns in my backyard.  Can some one please explain this to me?  When you  search “girls & guns” you will get 847,000 videos…why is mine gone?  And what is really pissing me off is MySpace continues to allow these BITCHES, these FAKE mother-fuckers, to STEAL my copyrighted photos, remove the watermarks and copyrights and post them as their OWN.  And then what does MySpace technical support do?  They send ME an email after my repeated protests and ask ME to send them a “salute” …to what…prove I am who I say I am?  KISS MY ASS!  Send this cunt the emails, she still has a picture of ME on my kitchen floor doing a split as HER background… which BTW…she STOLE off a premium site.

http://www.myspace.com/poledancerheather69  Anyone who wants to tell Heather Wilson (IF that’s her real name) what a loser she really is…feel free to do so.  Thanks in advance.

I am SO sick and tired of all these posers who have nothing else better to do than sit around and pretend to be other people.  And that does not even count the other bitches that have pics of me in Florida as their profile pic….but I guess they are SO FUGLY they need to put me up or they wouldn’t get any friend requests at all!  Oh, and THEN I get a nasty email from some kid’s mom who threatens me and tells me I am breaking the law by ACCEPTING her son’s friend request to ME…I didn’t look for him…he found ME.  I have no idea who people are that send me requests, I accept them because I want to and it is nice AND an honor that they want to be my friend.  As we all know, everything that is posted on people’s profiles aren’t ALWAYS REAL…what a surprise.  I had no idea he is 13 but MAYBE, if she was a better mother, she would be in more control of her kid’s internet surfing habits.  Don’t blame me that your kid is straight and likes to look at girls…hell, you should be happy.  And btw, all he needs to do is GOOGLE me and he can go see scenes of me posted all over the internet that ARE NOT OWNED by me…and they are TRUE hardcore content.   EVERY SINGLE pic of me on MySpace is WELL within the guidelines, meanwhile I get friend requests EVERY day from people with HARDCORE content on their page, some of which will stay up for weeks at a time.  I guess some horny teenager’s mommy hasn’t snooped and discovered those pages yet.

On a more positive note…the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER magazine is on the news stands now…check me out on page 71…I am SO EXCITED!  Mike South is trying to speak to them now about me doing a full “spread”…lol..pun intended!

P.S. MANY MANY MANY THANKS to all my real & COOL friends, sorry I am bad about the emails but I am being pulled in many directions right now.

I know everybody has been wondering where I have been…I’ll tell you.  First of all I have had to help my sister with her one year old who has had some health issues and has been in and out of the hospital.  Poor little guy…it’s so sad to see a sick child because they can’t speak for themselves and let you know they feel bad or where it hurts.  Nevertheless I think all is well on the home front so I am BACK to work!  As you know I have been working on a variety of projects lately and they have taken a lot of time as well. 

TOMORROW my HUSTLER magazine comes out…I’ll be in the “Girls of MySpace” section…I am so excited!  Go to your local newsstand and check it out.  The rain has finally stopped in Atlanta…we have had 2 whole days of dry weather…YIPPEEEEE…I am so happy about that.  I was working on plans to build an arc if the rain didn’t stop soon…lol!  My yard is DEFINATELY the worse for wear though.  I also talked to Mike South yesterday…he called to check in and discuss some web business and changes to the site which are cumming soon.  We are also setting a launch date for the web camming by the end of this week…so STAY TUNED!  

Other than that I have SO many things I am behind on for FANS that I have to get to work on them hard and fast…(PUN INTENDED…lol).  Mark and Richard…I haven’t forgotten about you guys I just had to step away to be there for my sister…even though sometimes she makes that very difficult to do.  The INNAUGURAL radio show where I begin co-hosting will be on Saturday October 24th, after I return from Tampa.  I will be providing more details as the date draws nearer AND I am looking for people to email me topics and fetishes they would like to be discussed.  I appreciate all input from my fans…. I want to make this really HOT and EXCITING for everyone.  Email me your thoughts and comments to lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net

And finally….I want to wish a GET WELL SOON to my friend Robin…I hope all goes well with your surgery today and it alleviates the problems you have been suffering through for so long.  And to Kim…you are the BOMB for being such a good friend and helping to take care of Robin during this difficult time.

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!