Lindsey Lovehands Public Blog

Well there have been a lot of recent developments in the “Sunshine State”.  I am getting ready to launch the web cam…it would have been launched already BUT we have a family “health crisis” that had precluded me from launching.  I will be making a short visit back to Atlanta for the surgery of my family member.  Those of you that really know me, I REALLY APPRECIATE all the kind well wishes and prayers that you have all offered.  It REALLY means a lot!  It’s a real good feeling to know that there are so many REAL people out there.  And a special “THANKS” to Mike South for being such a great friend!  Btw….read my new blog on Mike’s site entitled “What does Ellen add to American Idol?”   I think it’s a good read…if i do say so myself…lol.

I am appearing frequently at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa during the week…usually Tuesday through Friday.  I will be out a few days until early next week.  As soon as I fully recover and get past the surgery there are a lot of exciting things on the near horizon.  I also spoke with my friend Joey “Hogger” and we will be shooting some great new content soon.  Probably sometime in April.  Hopefully I will be appearing in a new DVD-released movie being shot soon in Miami.  I will let you all know. 

My magazine cover with Nightmoves Magazine got nixed, I’m not sure why, but I have some other plans with Night Moves in the works.  I will DEFINATELY be at the Nightmoves Adult Awards Show this year…hopefully as a presenter.  Maybe a winner?  I doubt it…been too incognito lately…but that’s about to CHANGE! 

Well I’m AUDI…gotta run to do some things but I will be back soon with more updates, and hopefully a fully-cured illness.  I’m O.K….relax. 

Lindsey Lovehands outside  the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa, Florida

Well I know I have been off for awhile but there have been so many things going on and I am still trying to get settled.  I am thoroughly enjoying appearing at the WORD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa…I will be on the cover of the March NIGHTMOVES MAGAZINE with fellow porn chick and veteran of over 400 films Delilah Strong…so if you live locally be on the lookout.  I will post links to the digital online version also. 

Well last week as you know I was on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show with a few friends and celebrity Pauly Shore was in the house also pimping a comedy club tour he was in Tampa appearing at and he was the “quiz-master” for a game of  ”Black History Month” trivia.  Pauly took a particular liking to me and my friend Alley…maybe because when Bubba asked us who wanted to go back to Pauly’s hotel suite with him for an “after-the-show” show, I quite enthusiastically jumped up and said “pick me…pick me”.  When Bubba asked me why, I promptly responded: “because I think he’s cute”.  Now of course I was just being me…trying to be entertaining and all, but some people had other ideas.  Lindsey Lovehands and Alley @ the Bubba the Love Sponge Show

So as I was leaving Pauly’s “handler” came up to me and said: “you are staying behind right?  Pauly is sending a limo to pick you up and take you to his hotel.”  I replied:  “WTF?”  But it was all in good fun and we had a blast…I was the ONLY girl to get a question correct on the show also…a little feather in my cap…lol.  I do think that Pauly was a little upset when I said I had to leave and get back to the club though…oh well.  I am sure I will see him again.  Great fun was had by all.

I was supposed to try and get away and go to Mexico Beach here in Florida with Mike South and go fishing but it wasn’t in the cards…our schedules conflicted.  I hope to see Mike real soon…and I am sad that I missed Hunter and Misses H also.  I will see you guys soon…I PROMISE!    I will be on WTSP Channel 10 News in the Tampa Bay area NEXT Monday February 22,  2010 on a show about the adult industry in Tampa and celebrating the anniversary of 2001 Odyssey.  The hunky and handsome Preston Rudie from Channel 10 who shot the show sent me an email and told me the other day when the show was airing.  I will post vids to Youtube after the show airs, if you are local check it out @ 11PM.  I will be Tivo’ing the show I promise you! Lindsey Lovehands and the gang on Bubba the Love Sponge Show

So I had a lot of fun in the last few weeks BUT I am WAY behind on content and I have been approached by several large companies to shoot more “pro” content.  I have, until now shied away from that idea because I want to control my own content.  However, I have been literally INUNDATED with hundreds of emails a day from fans asking me about where they can find this scene or that scene..or when am I going to appear with this “star” cock or that “superstar” girl.  The short answer to a long question is….BE PATIENT.  There are things being negotiated now that will answer all your questions…I always wanted to say that quote from The Godfather II…unmistakeably the GREATEST movie of ALL TIME!!!  I have been asked by many people to shoot scenes with Janet Mason…arguably the QUEEN of internet porn…(now that Jenna is “retired” and not spreading her legs for this industry again…lol) but I am waiting for a reply.  Janet is SO hot…I would love to eat her snatch…it looks so JUICY…and Mike South and many others think we would make some great “sister” porn….stay tuned pornophiles.  But with the current federal case ongoing against Brazzers.com….who knows?  Janet, you have my email….call or email me.

Other than that I have been busy fighting with Facebook who keeps pulling my page down and I DO NOT KNOW WHY?  What a bunch of BS!  I have been getting quite a bit of hits on my Youtube site…if you aren’t familiar with it go to:  www.youtube/LindseyLovehands1   I will also be holding a CASTING CALL in the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area SOON for upcoming video projects.  I will be posting details here and on www.twitter.com/LindseyLovehand  and at www.myspace.com/lindseylovehands and at www.facebook.com/lindseylovehands (if they don’t delete me again…lol)

Gotta run….talk to you all soon….and keep the emails cumming!  Much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

Do you think I have enough beads?

Do you think I have enough beads?

Well….DESPITE the windy…and sometimes rainy weather…I attended my FIRST ever Gasparilla Day Parade in Tampa.  For those of you who don’t know the tradition…I will relay my limited “first-timer” understanding of the genesis for this day of revelry and debauchery.  As legend has it, the area known today as Tampa, Florida was discovered by a Spanish pirate Jose Gaspar back in….well ….you know…pirate days….when everyone wore an eye-patch whether they needed it or not…and there were lots of wooden boats full of gold sailing the open seas.  (I wonder if Jose Gaspar knew Johnny Depp?)   Anyway…so the pirates sail into downtown Tampa,  take over the city, the mayor gives a key to the marauding conqueror Jose and then very ceremoniously “surrenders control” of the city to said booty-pillager.  All the while….floats and boats are EVERYWHERE…as are drunken business-men by day who on THIS day wear pirate garb, earrings and movie make-up scars and look far MORE like a pirate than Johnny Depp ever did…lol.  Bill, the insurance agent on every day of the year BUT today, staggers down Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa as the parade route stretched towards downtown.  Bill enjoys throwing the beads to the girls in the crowd…myself included…who were only TOO willing to show their wares…for a few cents worth of plastic compensation.  We are so easy aren’t we….lol?  So the arm-chair raper and pillager throws me beads…well actually…they ALL would stop dead in their tracks, quit walking and approach me, placethe beads around my neck and get a kiss for their troubles…lol.  Not a bad deal for either of us.  I will be posting some VERY sexy pics in some updates cumming real soon.  I wore the new hat and pirate shirt that my buddy Rick bought me….a tasty little sheer lace shirt with a rhinestone buccaneer on the front between the boobs… I think the boys could see my nipples through the shirt…but no one complained…lol.

This guy actually thought he could get more beads than me...lol

This guy actually thought he could get more beads than me...lol

So the day went on and I had a GREAT time…a few beers later and I went to a new bar …well new for me anyway….that my good friend Rick “the mad Dentist” recommended.  The place is called Mickey Quinns and it is in Indian Shores, Florida…right off the beach.  Great food, not too loud, not too smoky, but just right.  I had a KILLER burger…it was YUMMY!  If you are ever in the area you should stop in for a good time.  Overall, the weekend was great, even though there wasn’t great weather.  I am DYING to get some sun let me tell you!  I need some new beach pics for ya’ll!  I have some great ideas but the weather has NOT been cooperating…stay tuned I will be working hard at new content.

In other news…I am going to be on the cover of “Nightmoves Magazine” soon…I will be appearing with porn star Delilah Strong, and we will be doing a baseball-themed cover for a special “Spring-Training” issue…or at least that’s what I have been told.  Sometimes I get told one thing about a project…and when it comes time to shoot it, the WHOLE thing changes…well that’s the business, you have to be willing to go with the flow…’ya know?  Speaking of one thing turning into another…last week I mentioned I was going to be on TV locally…well that’s true…BUT the show hasn’t aired yet.  Apparently the show is going to be longer than I thought and it should be airing in a couple weeks…the guy from WTSP Channel 10 will email me when the show is airing.  I will let you know, and probably post some of the video on my YouTube page…  www.youtube.com/LindseyLovehands1

Come in and see me this week if you are local in the Tampa, St. Pete, Clearwater Bay area.  I will be appearing at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry.  You can even tune in and see a sneak-peak on the streaming stage-cam at www.2001live.com  See me onstage and make sure I am there!

I will be back soom with more exciting updates….xoxoxo Lindsey

First off I hope EVERYONE has an AWESOME Holiday season and a great start to what should be a FANTASTIC 2010!!!  I had a photo shoot to do Saturday for V2 Magazine which is based here in the Bay area.  I am going to be a centerfold this month….well for January..and the issue cumms out on December 30th so be on the lookout!!  You will also be able to see me @ www.v2magazine.com  The  shoot went great….except for the fact that the club was FREEZING inside.  The club opened early for the shoot but no one but staff were around so the heat was low…not enough bodies….lol.  But I soldiered through it…and I think we got some great shots.  Chip, the photographer AND editor, was a super cool guy to work with and I think he took some excellent shots, even if I do say so myself…lol.  And it was kinda fun to goof-off on the pole while no one was in the club.  

V2 Magazine cover -  February 2009  So after the shoot I went and met some friends for lunch….but by the time I got home I realized that the cold club, and my skimpy-to-nude photo shoot had caught up with me.  Yeah, I’m sick and it’s Christmas….it SUCKS the big one but what am I gonna do?  I still live in paradise though.  I will be doing more work with Chip and his magazine in the very near future.  I like Chip’s “eye for ass” as I call it…or “ass-dar” to be all military and precise-like…lol.  I figure I can score some GRADE A hotties just by hanging around him!   I have some great ideas that I think will benefit both the magazine and myself.  I am so looking forward to really working, networking and “creating” new content that I feel will be innovative and erotic, yet not appearing too “trendy” if you know what I mean?  And what better back-drop from which to draw my inspiration….beautiful, sunny, BOOTY-FUL Florida!

I am trying to catch up on my writing duties as well, so sorry for being behind….in advance….lol.  I am gearing up to seriously put my nose-to-the-grindstone come January 1st, 2010 because I really, really want 2010 to be a kick-ass year for me.  I am currently recruiting FEMALE talent for Lindsey Lovehand’s Productions, LLC. which will begin production in February 2010.  I will also be launching a jewelry line, and of course the webcams will be burning up the net…..so 2010 is already shaping up to very VERY exxxciting and sexxxy for all!  I hope that every single one of you and your families have a TREMENDOUS Holiday season, enjoy your loved ones, and safely ring in a propserous NEW YEAR!!!  Talk to you all soon…..much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

Lindsey Lovehands onstage shooting centerfold for V2 Magazine

I want ALL of you anywhere near St. Pete, Clearwater, Tampa area to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18th ...say HI

I want ALL of you anywhere near St. Pete, Clearwater, Tampa area to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18th ...say HI

I am posing for Rick "The Mad Dentist" ...photo courtesy of Rick
I am posing for Rick “The Mad Dentist” …photo courtesy of Rick

Well I am making some new friends..and spending time with some old ones as well.  I was at Mahaffers again the night before last and made friends with the house cat….the cat that just showed up one day and never left…so they adopted him.  He came walking on the bar top and approached me, wanted me to rub him..and just stayed there for the rest of the night!  I guess I always had a talent for attracting pussy…lol.  What a cool place…hope to run into some of you there.

Spent the yesterday with a couple of great guys..fast becoming friends.  To Rick “The Mad Dentist” (do you like that moniker Rick?  Kinda WWF isn’t it?  I think it’s cool but if you don’t like it we can change it.)  Rick is an interesting dude that has EXCELLENT taste in art and interior furnishings.  Craig “The Mad Hatter” and his TASTY treat of a girl Nancy (I’m still working on a name for her that is befitting of her hotness!)  There are lots of cool things to do here and TONS of cool people!  And by the way…I don’t think the temperature has dropped below 80 degrees during the day with the exception of the blow-back from Ida.  I also sampled a new place yesterday..the Palm Pavillion..great place.  I know I sound like an AM radio advertisement mentioning all the places but they are just so cool…there is really nothing like these place in Atlanta..I know there’s no beach but it’s the whole package to me that is so cool.  Hey, maybe I can get paid as an endorser for Florida commercials for tourism?  Not a bad gig…I think they would make me wear clothes though….and speaking of my opinions on Florida…stop by and read my article on www.mikesouth.com titled “Some Observations from the Sunshine State”. 

Wednesday the 18th…yes that’s THIS coming Wednesday I will be appearing at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater located at 16717 US HWY 19N Clearwater telephone (727) 538-2458  I hope to see all my friends who are nearby on the Gulf side to cumm by and see me and say “HI”.  I will be appearing from 11am to 7pm..unless I get MOBBED by adoring fans…lol…yeah that would be GREAT!  kisses…xoxoxo Lindsey

I want ALL of you anywhere near Clearwater, Tampa, St. Pete and the ENTIRE Gulf Shores to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18 and say HI from 11am to 7pm

I want ALL of you anywhere near Clearwater, Tampa, St. Pete and the ENTIRE Gulf Shores to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18 and say HI from 11am to 7pm

Lindsey Lovehands @ Mahuffers Bar in Indian Shores, FL....my NEW favorite place to be!

Well as you can imagine I am still in a lot of turmoil..it’s tougher doing everything I am trying to do AND look for a new place..but it will come together.  I cannot thank all of you enough that have written me with kind words or encouragement and emotionally uplifting compliments..sometimes “life stuff”  gets a little overwhelming….you know?  And to the guys that send me all the cock pics….mmmm…keep ‘em cumming boys!  The sight of those hard cocks REALLY “uplifts” my spirits…lol.

Well I am trying to learn my way around the new areas..it seems like I JUST figured out how to get around everywhere in Atlanta not that long ago and now I’m starting over.  Oh well…life is best with LOTS of new experiences.  Speaking of new experiences..I had one hell of one last night.  I decided to stop in a bar that is owned by a friend-of-a-friend that I had been meaning to go to since I last visited here in July, but something always came up.  The place is called “Mahuffers” and it’s DEFINATELY going to become my new local watering hole…the place ROCKS!!! There were SO many awesome people, great food and an UNBELIEVABLE LIVE jazz band playing.   Many, many thanks to Mikey the owner and his uber-HOT girlfriend Kelsie, Brian, Craig and the WHOLE gang for making me feel so at home and like a resident, not a vacationer…lol.  I am quite certain that there will be quite a few more “Lindsey sightings” at Mahuffers in the very near future.  And a special “THANKS” to Rick, a very sweet and generous retired dentist…love the ‘Vettes baby..sorry I got a little “tired” last night…wink wink..I’ll see you again I’m sure.  I wanna ride in the “banana ‘Vette  as soon as possible.

Looks like we are going to get a little residual bad weather from hurricane/tropical storm Ida…does anyone know which one it is?  Anyway, tomorrow will be the worst day I guess and then it’s back to sun and fun for the weekend.  I hope all you in Atlanta that are also getting wet by this storm are all OK….all my friends at Atmosphere in Loganville, Mike South….I miss ‘ya baby…it was great talking to you the other night…Mikey, Boone, Reiffer..WHAT UP!!!  It’s not any fun getting wet unless you are getting W-E-T…..you know what I mean?

Well…I’m back to work for now, gotta get some stuff done and write for www.mikesouth.combecause it’s been awhile…I know Mike is missing me already!  I am going to some clubs tomorrow night and will announce my appearance schedule soon…and webcamming is cumming soon too!  Stay in touch….I LOVE YOU ALL…xoxoxo Lindsey

The last night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.

I am about to shoot with Mike South

I am about to shoot with Mike South

This coming Monday I will be getting everything onto a truck ….more than likely more than once…and put it into storage.  Then it is on to beautiful, sunny F-L-A!  I am so excited about living near the beach…I cannot even begin to tell you all.  I am so glad that Mike is back from Thailand…although he was quite surprised to hear what was going on with me because after the first two weeks of his trip he had bad cell reception so we couldn’t talk.  I will be enlisting Mike’s help Monday…a little bit..I don’t want him to hurt his back.  I am sure I can find some light stuff for him to move.

Nevertheless, I will be on to bigger and better, greener pastures.  And truthfully Florida provides a MUCH better backdrop for porn in my opinion.  I am very excited at all the different opportunities for shooting locations that exist down there.  And just so any of you hot girls know…I am looking for girls to shoot girl-girl scenes with so email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net  if you or your girlfriend, SO or wife is interested.  And to Emily in St. Pete, I sent you an email today girl so please reply… I am VERY interested…lol.

The one and ONLY bad thing about leaving Georgia is that I will be leaving behind a lot of great and true friends that I have made over the last few years.  I know I don’t have to worry about “losing” South as a friend because he never needs an excuse to come to Florida…I predict he will be visiting and fishing within a few months.  So if anyone in Florida floats on by a fishing boat with a naked redhead and a bearded guy yelling “reel it in hooker” …then you know you just passed me and Mike South…lol.  But on a more positive note I will be back with my great friends down in Reddington Shores…those that shall remain nameless so their kids don’t know that they hang with a porn star.  And I will be appearing at the 24K Club fairly regularly…once I get down there and settled in.  So to all my fans that live in or near the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area cum on by and see me…I’ll give you a GREAT show!  I will announce when I start on my “Calender of events” page.

Just getting ready to shoot some pics...

I had so many other things to do and write about BUT I have to get this off my chest.  I got my YouTube account SUSPENDED for two videos…one of which was the very FIRST video I posted back in March and has been there ever since, with no complaints (me in a thong shaking my booty) and the second one was not even REMOTELY sexual in nature, it showed me FULLY CLOTHED shooting one of my handguns in my backyard.  Can some one please explain this to me?  When you  search “girls & guns” you will get 847,000 videos…why is mine gone?  And what is really pissing me off is MySpace continues to allow these BITCHES, these FAKE mother-fuckers, to STEAL my copyrighted photos, remove the watermarks and copyrights and post them as their OWN.  And then what does MySpace technical support do?  They send ME an email after my repeated protests and ask ME to send them a “salute” …to what…prove I am who I say I am?  KISS MY ASS!  Send this cunt the emails, she still has a picture of ME on my kitchen floor doing a split as HER background… which BTW…she STOLE off a premium site.

http://www.myspace.com/poledancerheather69  Anyone who wants to tell Heather Wilson (IF that’s her real name) what a loser she really is…feel free to do so.  Thanks in advance.

I am SO sick and tired of all these posers who have nothing else better to do than sit around and pretend to be other people.  And that does not even count the other bitches that have pics of me in Florida as their profile pic….but I guess they are SO FUGLY they need to put me up or they wouldn’t get any friend requests at all!  Oh, and THEN I get a nasty email from some kid’s mom who threatens me and tells me I am breaking the law by ACCEPTING her son’s friend request to ME…I didn’t look for him…he found ME.  I have no idea who people are that send me requests, I accept them because I want to and it is nice AND an honor that they want to be my friend.  As we all know, everything that is posted on people’s profiles aren’t ALWAYS REAL…what a surprise.  I had no idea he is 13 but MAYBE, if she was a better mother, she would be in more control of her kid’s internet surfing habits.  Don’t blame me that your kid is straight and likes to look at girls…hell, you should be happy.  And btw, all he needs to do is GOOGLE me and he can go see scenes of me posted all over the internet that ARE NOT OWNED by me…and they are TRUE hardcore content.   EVERY SINGLE pic of me on MySpace is WELL within the guidelines, meanwhile I get friend requests EVERY day from people with HARDCORE content on their page, some of which will stay up for weeks at a time.  I guess some horny teenager’s mommy hasn’t snooped and discovered those pages yet.

On a more positive note…the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER magazine is on the news stands now…check me out on page 71…I am SO EXCITED!  Mike South is trying to speak to them now about me doing a full “spread”…lol..pun intended!

P.S. MANY MANY MANY THANKS to all my real & COOL friends, sorry I am bad about the emails but I am being pulled in many directions right now.

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!