This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

The neighbors get a free peak while we shoot porn

I donned one of my sexy bathing suits and went out on my balcony off my master bedroom.  We have been planning several outside shoots as of late but just haven’t gotten to them yet.  The weather wasn’t sunny but it was muggy and hot…then we had LOTS of lights on also and that made EVERYBODY sweat…lol.  I shot some sexy solo footage with a “pocket – rocket” that a fan from New York, Mark, sent to me a few weeks ago.  OMG…I LOVE that thing.  After a mind-blowing “O” I shot some special “top-secret_ video….you’ll just have to wait to see it post.   Then I shot a sexy boy-girl scene outside but the time was getting late and even with the studio lighting we were losing light so we moved the shoot indoors.  After the “pop-shot” we took a break, had a beverage and talked some more.  Some where in between me rubbing my pussy with my pocket-rocket AND me blowing my male co-star in the next scene my friend had to leave.  I guess he had some things to do around his house so he politely said good-bye and left.  I know he was intently watching me being filmed as I played with myself cuz I felt his eyes burning a hole in me from where he stood off-camera…lol.  I hope I didn’t embarrass him….tee-hee!

The night finished with me shooting a second boy-girl scene which was preceded by an interview performed by “moi” playing the role of the interviewer.  To see WHOM I interviewed/fucked you will have to cum see the video..lol.  I could feel the “force” of Walter Cronkite flowing through my body as I reeled off question after question, in a poignantly insightful way if I do say so myself…lol.  It was as if Walter himself was sitting on my shoulder like some journalistic-Yoda, whispering his sweet nothings in my ear…lol.   Then we fucked like porn stars in many positions until he blew a huge load all over my face.  THEN…I continued to ask him more questions as the cum was rolling off my face and down my chest, neck and into my hair.  But I am a dedicated journalist…I was un-flappable in the face of adversity, totally ignoring the sea of DNA that was beginning to engulf me…I actually found myself thinking during that VERY moment: “what would Barbara Walters do in this situation?”