Well there have been a lot of recent developments in the “Sunshine State”.  I am getting ready to launch the web cam…it would have been launched already BUT we have a family “health crisis” that had precluded me from launching.  I will be making a short visit back to Atlanta for the surgery of my family member.  Those of you that really know me, I REALLY APPRECIATE all the kind well wishes and prayers that you have all offered.  It REALLY means a lot!  It’s a real good feeling to know that there are so many REAL people out there.  And a special “THANKS” to Mike South for being such a great friend!  Btw….read my new blog on Mike’s site entitled “What does Ellen add to American Idol?”   I think it’s a good read…if i do say so myself…lol.

I am appearing frequently at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa during the week…usually Tuesday through Friday.  I will be out a few days until early next week.  As soon as I fully recover and get past the surgery there are a lot of exciting things on the near horizon.  I also spoke with my friend Joey “Hogger” and we will be shooting some great new content soon.  Probably sometime in April.  Hopefully I will be appearing in a new DVD-released movie being shot soon in Miami.  I will let you all know. 

My magazine cover with Nightmoves Magazine got nixed, I’m not sure why, but I have some other plans with Night Moves in the works.  I will DEFINATELY be at the Nightmoves Adult Awards Show this year…hopefully as a presenter.  Maybe a winner?  I doubt it…been too incognito lately…but that’s about to CHANGE! 

Well I’m AUDI…gotta run to do some things but I will be back soon with more updates, and hopefully a fully-cured illness.  I’m O.K….relax. 

I am getting ready for the holidays…as I am sure most of you are as well.  It’s going to be a bittersweet Christmas this year considering the hell I have been though with the house and the move…but I am in paradise now…so I can’t complain much.  But this year will be a semi-boring Christmas as I am going to be still not totally settled…no Christmas tree set up…but I am in a GREAT place…physically and emotionally.

Enough of that boring stuff…on to the XXX-citing stuff.  I have been dancing as you know at 24K Gold Club in Clearwater and I am going to be touring different clubs around the area.  I am shooting a magazine layout and centerfold tomorrow with V2 Magazine and my new HOT friend Daizey will be shooting with me…we’ll definitely produce some SEXY girl-girl shots for sure!  I am kinda’ sweet on her anyway….lol…and I think the feeling is mutual.  She is a very statuesque brunette that stands about 6′1″ and has the most FANTASTIC boobs that I just LOVE to play with…and kiss and suck too!  She is a great girl and I believe we will become GREAT friends…with benefits…lol!

I am waiting for the holidays to be over before I launch my web camming…I know I was supposed to be LIVE already but the move really screwed with my plans… but I have some really awesome stuff planned once I get live including some “TV-styled” shows and I hopefully will be able to have guest appearances by other friends as well.  I hope to get naked for ALL of you LIVE twice a week starting in January…so stay tuned.  I will be updating my “Calender of Events” page regularly so check in often to see where, what and WHO I will be doing.    Stay in touch and I hope you all have a HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON….xoxoxo Lindsey

Here I am getting ready to go out to the club....my nipples just won't stay contained...

I am in Florida for good now…well except for the four chairs, a beautiful table, my sweet back-yard BBQ grill, and a glass table…I’ll be making ANOTHER trip soon…lol.  But I am SO happy that I finally have most of my stuff here…it’s unpacked and things are set up, pictures on the wall and I have my Posturepedic mattress to sleep…and fuck on…YEAH!  It’s good to be home. 

I left for Atlanta on Monday morning and took my time, brought along my good friend Rick “the MAD DENTIST” as a driving companion, and mover…lol.  So we arrived in Atlanta and it was 47 degrees….FORTY-SEVEN degrees…WTF?  When we left St. Pete in the day it was 77!  I called South, let him know I was back and settled in for a couple of beers and to rest from the day’s journey…..knowing we had a BIG day ahead of us.  We woke up the next morning and went to get the truck…and started the “Hell-Day”….lol.  Actually it wasn’t too bad…my friends from Atlanta showed up to help and it went smoothly.  THANK YOU again to Mikey, Boone and all my buds back in the ATL for all their help.  After we finished, about 8:30PM, we went to a Mexican restaurant and ate our first meal of the day, had a pitcher of margaritas and then embarked on our trip back to paradise about 10:30PM… with a GIANT Ryder truck stuffed-to-the-rafters, in tow.  What a LONG ride in the dark..through some rain…but all-in-all it was pretty fun, probably more so because psychologically I knew the move-from-hell was ALMOST over!

So I am here in St. Pete now…got most of my stuff arranged, hung, put away, etc. and NOW I can finally return to a normal life…well as normal as life is for ME…lol.  I have been appearing occasionally at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater, as time permits, and I am looking at other opportunities as well.  No matter what, I am so happy to be here…in PARADISE!  It is for me anyway..who knows, after living here awhile maybe the luster will wear off for me as well, it certainly seems like it has for some people.  I don’t understand how anyone could EVER get bored of living here…but to each their own I guess.

I went to a bar called the Banana Boat last night in Clearwater and promoted at a bike show…got to present awards and posed for each category winner with their bike and their trophy.  It was a fun time and I met some really cool people.  NOTE: To all the custome video people, I NOW have an awesome video tech who is going to render all my video for me, hopefully fairly quickly, like within a week or so of receiving it.  So alll you people waiting on your videos, they will be cumming soon!  And I am including something exxxtra-special nice for your incredible patience throughout this whole moving ordeal.

Well I’m gonna run now…gotta do some stuff, and work on my article for www.mikesouth.com so stay in touch with me!

Waiting outside Applebees for the "Eleven-Incher" that never came...

Well I have to admit being TOTALLY offline since Friday morning…and it was GREAT!  I was planning, for those of you who read my Myspace blog ( www.myspace.com/lindseylovehands), on meeting a supposed “fan” in person.  That’s right…we were coversing regarding another business arrangement involving me hosting an event at a nightclub in Las Vegas (supposedly run by his Dad)…and during those conversations it …came up..that he “said” he had an eleven-inch cock.  He even sent me pics…of what looked like a REAL nice piece of meat that Mommy wanted to play with.  So we texted like MAD…I received over three-hundred texts over 24 hours…and even SPOKE on the phone three times..including as recently as 3 hours before our arranged meet time of 4pm.  We spoke and decided that 5pm would be better and so at ten minutes to 5pm EST I pulled into the Applebees parking lot…expecting to meet “Mr. Long-Dong” but instead spent two hours drinking to no avail.   The guy must have been some poser who grabbed pics off the net of his supposed-physique, when in reality, he’s a 59 year-old, overweight LOSER who has a 3 inch pecker!  This guy told me he wanted to “spoil” me and had sent me a Tiffany’s necklace and a $500.00 check to my P.O. Box …ha ha ha yeah right!  Oh…and he also “bought” me a new cell phone because I had told him how my battery was losing its life, and THAT was interfering with  his ability to speak/text with his new “love”….lol.  Nevertheless…lesson learned….Myspace and the rest of the internet is full of weirdos.

So my article on www.mikesouth.com entitled “The Sex-Toy Conspiracy” had been published on the digital version of “Creative Loafing” which is an eclectic magazine published and distributed in Atlanta (although I do believe there are other versions in other cities).  So check out http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/index  and look under the “Sex & Vice” section. 

Next Monday, August 24th, I will be shooting content for my sites with Mike South and we will have a special guest for “Maxim” magazine along for the ride.  I am SO EXCITED about this!!  Also, on the SAME night I will be premiering my FIRST EVER webcam show !!  I have a lot of other “special” announcements cumming soon so be on the lookout and read my blog bitches….!!