Lindsey Lovehands Public Blog

Well there have been a lot of recent developments in the “Sunshine State”.  I am getting ready to launch the web cam…it would have been launched already BUT we have a family “health crisis” that had precluded me from launching.  I will be making a short visit back to Atlanta for the surgery of my family member.  Those of you that really know me, I REALLY APPRECIATE all the kind well wishes and prayers that you have all offered.  It REALLY means a lot!  It’s a real good feeling to know that there are so many REAL people out there.  And a special “THANKS” to Mike South for being such a great friend!  Btw….read my new blog on Mike’s site entitled “What does Ellen add to American Idol?”   I think it’s a good read…if i do say so myself…lol.

I am appearing frequently at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa during the week…usually Tuesday through Friday.  I will be out a few days until early next week.  As soon as I fully recover and get past the surgery there are a lot of exciting things on the near horizon.  I also spoke with my friend Joey “Hogger” and we will be shooting some great new content soon.  Probably sometime in April.  Hopefully I will be appearing in a new DVD-released movie being shot soon in Miami.  I will let you all know. 

My magazine cover with Nightmoves Magazine got nixed, I’m not sure why, but I have some other plans with Night Moves in the works.  I will DEFINATELY be at the Nightmoves Adult Awards Show this year…hopefully as a presenter.  Maybe a winner?  I doubt it…been too incognito lately…but that’s about to CHANGE! 

Well I’m AUDI…gotta run to do some things but I will be back soon with more updates, and hopefully a fully-cured illness.  I’m O.K….relax. 

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

I'm outside the local watering hole...AGAIN!

I am trying to figure out how to convert H.264 codec to a format that is readable/writable to DVD so that anyone can watch them…I had NO idea this was such a time-consuming process!  Let’s see…what have I been doing lately…uhh…TRYING to convert video and that’s about ALL!  But seriously, I am planning my trip to Tampa next month for the Nightmoves Magazine adult show and awards show…there is a “porn-star” picnic at Caliente Resort …I can’t wait to go there…like a little taste of Hedonism in America…lol.  The other night I had a “friend” over…he helped me get some yard work done that I could NOT have done without him.  He is SO SWEET…so how did I thank him you may ask?  I gave him a long and slow blow-job…and then I balled him for several hours…lol.  He didn’t complain!  I got some pics too…I’m such a BAD slut!  But I saved a TON of money…lol.

And I have been playing with my “daughter” a lot lately also…I was going to take her to Tampa with me but I think the trip will be more enjoyable without having to worry about her.  I guess I will buy her a new outfit for leaving her behind.  But Mommas gotta have some play time too you know?  Gotta run back to editing stuff…new content cumming soon….I think you will like it a lot!  I shot 2 boy/girl scenes Saturday with 2 different “studs” that will be up soon..and another “special” video …can’t tell you what it is though…you’ll just have to see it.

I am planning a really cool shoot with a very special friend of mine…she knows who she is…hopefully we will be shooting right after I get back from Tampa.  I think you will all like this scene VERY much…so stay tuned!