Here I am getting ready to go out to the club....my nipples just won't stay contained...

I am in Florida for good now…well except for the four chairs, a beautiful table, my sweet back-yard BBQ grill, and a glass table…I’ll be making ANOTHER trip soon…lol.  But I am SO happy that I finally have most of my stuff here…it’s unpacked and things are set up, pictures on the wall and I have my Posturepedic mattress to sleep…and fuck on…YEAH!  It’s good to be home. 

I left for Atlanta on Monday morning and took my time, brought along my good friend Rick “the MAD DENTIST” as a driving companion, and mover…lol.  So we arrived in Atlanta and it was 47 degrees….FORTY-SEVEN degrees…WTF?  When we left St. Pete in the day it was 77!  I called South, let him know I was back and settled in for a couple of beers and to rest from the day’s journey…..knowing we had a BIG day ahead of us.  We woke up the next morning and went to get the truck…and started the “Hell-Day”….lol.  Actually it wasn’t too bad…my friends from Atlanta showed up to help and it went smoothly.  THANK YOU again to Mikey, Boone and all my buds back in the ATL for all their help.  After we finished, about 8:30PM, we went to a Mexican restaurant and ate our first meal of the day, had a pitcher of margaritas and then embarked on our trip back to paradise about 10:30PM… with a GIANT Ryder truck stuffed-to-the-rafters, in tow.  What a LONG ride in the dark..through some rain…but all-in-all it was pretty fun, probably more so because psychologically I knew the move-from-hell was ALMOST over!

So I am here in St. Pete now…got most of my stuff arranged, hung, put away, etc. and NOW I can finally return to a normal life…well as normal as life is for ME…lol.  I have been appearing occasionally at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater, as time permits, and I am looking at other opportunities as well.  No matter what, I am so happy to be here…in PARADISE!  It is for me anyway..who knows, after living here awhile maybe the luster will wear off for me as well, it certainly seems like it has for some people.  I don’t understand how anyone could EVER get bored of living here…but to each their own I guess.

I went to a bar called the Banana Boat last night in Clearwater and promoted at a bike show…got to present awards and posed for each category winner with their bike and their trophy.  It was a fun time and I met some really cool people.  NOTE: To all the custome video people, I NOW have an awesome video tech who is going to render all my video for me, hopefully fairly quickly, like within a week or so of receiving it.  So alll you people waiting on your videos, they will be cumming soon!  And I am including something exxxtra-special nice for your incredible patience throughout this whole moving ordeal.

Well I’m gonna run now…gotta do some stuff, and work on my article for www.mikesouth.com so stay in touch with me!

Well as you can imagine I am still in a lot of turmoil..it’s tougher doing everything I am trying to do AND look for a new place..but it will come together.  I cannot thank all of you enough that have written me with kind words or encouragement and emotionally uplifting compliments..sometimes “life stuff”  gets a little overwhelming….you know?  And to the guys that send me all the cock pics….mmmm…keep ‘em cumming boys!  The sight of those hard cocks REALLY “uplifts” my spirits…lol.

Well I am trying to learn my way around the new areas..it seems like I JUST figured out how to get around everywhere in Atlanta not that long ago and now I’m starting over.  Oh well…life is best with LOTS of new experiences.  Speaking of new experiences..I had one hell of one last night.  I decided to stop in a bar that is owned by a friend-of-a-friend that I had been meaning to go to since I last visited here in July, but something always came up.  The place is called “Mahuffers” and it’s DEFINATELY going to become my new local watering hole…the place ROCKS!!! There were SO many awesome people, great food and an UNBELIEVABLE LIVE jazz band playing.   Many, many thanks to Mikey the owner and his uber-HOT girlfriend Kelsie, Brian, Craig and the WHOLE gang for making me feel so at home and like a resident, not a vacationer…lol.  I am quite certain that there will be quite a few more “Lindsey sightings” at Mahuffers in the very near future.  And a special “THANKS” to Rick, a very sweet and generous retired dentist…love the ‘Vettes baby..sorry I got a little “tired” last night…wink wink..I’ll see you again I’m sure.  I wanna ride in the “banana ‘Vette  as soon as possible.

Looks like we are going to get a little residual bad weather from hurricane/tropical storm Ida…does anyone know which one it is?  Anyway, tomorrow will be the worst day I guess and then it’s back to sun and fun for the weekend.  I hope all you in Atlanta that are also getting wet by this storm are all OK….all my friends at Atmosphere in Loganville, Mike South….I miss ‘ya baby…it was great talking to you the other night…Mikey, Boone, Reiffer..WHAT UP!!!  It’s not any fun getting wet unless you are getting W-E-T…..you know what I mean?

Well…I’m back to work for now, gotta get some stuff done and write for www.mikesouth.combecause it’s been awhile…I know Mike is missing me already!  I am going to some clubs tomorrow night and will announce my appearance schedule soon…and webcamming is cumming soon too!  Stay in touch….I LOVE YOU ALL…xoxoxo Lindsey

I know everybody has been wondering where I have been…I’ll tell you.  First of all I have had to help my sister with her one year old who has had some health issues and has been in and out of the hospital.  Poor little guy…it’s so sad to see a sick child because they can’t speak for themselves and let you know they feel bad or where it hurts.  Nevertheless I think all is well on the home front so I am BACK to work!  As you know I have been working on a variety of projects lately and they have taken a lot of time as well. 

TOMORROW my HUSTLER magazine comes out…I’ll be in the “Girls of MySpace” section…I am so excited!  Go to your local newsstand and check it out.  The rain has finally stopped in Atlanta…we have had 2 whole days of dry weather…YIPPEEEEE…I am so happy about that.  I was working on plans to build an arc if the rain didn’t stop soon…lol!  My yard is DEFINATELY the worse for wear though.  I also talked to Mike South yesterday…he called to check in and discuss some web business and changes to the site which are cumming soon.  We are also setting a launch date for the web camming by the end of this week…so STAY TUNED!  

Other than that I have SO many things I am behind on for FANS that I have to get to work on them hard and fast…(PUN INTENDED…lol).  Mark and Richard…I haven’t forgotten about you guys I just had to step away to be there for my sister…even though sometimes she makes that very difficult to do.  The INNAUGURAL radio show where I begin co-hosting will be on Saturday October 24th, after I return from Tampa.  I will be providing more details as the date draws nearer AND I am looking for people to email me topics and fetishes they would like to be discussed.  I appreciate all input from my fans…. I want to make this really HOT and EXCITING for everyone.  Email me your thoughts and comments to lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net

And finally….I want to wish a GET WELL SOON to my friend Robin…I hope all goes well with your surgery today and it alleviates the problems you have been suffering through for so long.  And to Kim…you are the BOMB for being such a good friend and helping to take care of Robin during this difficult time.

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

I decided to put up a page of famous people that I have either “met” or actually know…either way I thought it was a cool thing to do..plus I have some AWESOME pics of me with lots of “hotties” so I needed to do something with them…lol.  I urge ANYONE famous, or famous in their own minds, to contact me and I will be happy to include you.  Email me directly at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net

I am carrying boxes out...I liked the workout....lol.

I got home at 3 am this morning….it was a long day but actually not too bad.  I was helping my friends move and we had some laughs too…all-in-all it was not a bad move at all.  I guess that had more to do with the company than the actual physical labor though..lol.  Afterwards, we had some Chinese for dinner…all took showers…although, unfortunately, not together…lol..and started watching a very WEIRD movie from Poland.  The movie was called “Mark of the Whip”  about a serial-whipper who would go around wearing a mask and “whip” girls all over their bodies (he used a whip like Indiana Jones uses).  It was a hardcore porn with a little “horror” thrown in for good measure.  I liked it…we were all laughing and coming up with different scenarios to explain the storyline.  It was fun.  The screenplay read like some “un-holy” alliance between Jason or Freddy Krueger and “Mystery Science Theater 3000″, which is an all-time favorite of mine.  If you are a horror fan…ah…. you probably won’t like it too much.  If you are a porn fan…..ah…..you STILL probably won’t like it…ha ha. 

I did learn several things about the motion picture industry in Poland while watching this movie.  First of all, lighting is not all that important to the Poles…they really like the gritty realism that only the ABSOLUTE ABSENCE of ANY artificial light can bring.  I guess it’s just too much of a nuisance to worry about toting those pesky lights around…after all you don’t need to actually SEE the actors and actresses because they can’t actually act anyway.  Secondly, I believe that there is a SEVERE shortage of grooming products in Poland as well, at least for women.  Every girl in the movie seemed to have near-pandemic-like razor bump outbreaks all over their coochies.  It wasn’t very appetizing I can tell you.  Those were some “Y’s” that I DON’T want to eat at..lol.  Thirdly, when shooting a movie in Poland…how about actually have the dialogue in Polish…don’t try to have a bunch of Eastern-block ‘hos who have never spoken a word of English deliver ALL the dialogue in ENGLISH!  Their attempt at speaking English actually sounded like Polish to me anyway.  I would rather it be subtitled…it’s porn after all…all I care about is the cock and coochie.  And lastly, when having the main protagonist in a horror movie who is supposed to be a prolific “whipper”, how about actually teaching the motherfucker to use the whip?  I dunno, it would have been more realistic to believe that this guy was an evil pervert, sent directly from hell to ravish as many women as he can by whipping them into submissive orgasms IF he wasn’t constantly smacking himself in the face with his own whip.  Just a thought.  Oh yeah…I almost forgot…how about making the evil-doer’s mask actually look BETTER and more realistic than what my neighbor’s 8 year-old kid wears every Halloween.  I didn’t even know they had CVS Drug stores in Poland.

Gifts from Mark....a FAN from N.Y.

Went to my P.O. box this morning and found an AWESOME surprise…a box full of goodies from a fan of mine in Bayshore, N.Y. named Mark..he knows who he is.  He is a truly great guy and although we have never met, at least not yet, I can tell from his emails he is an honest and sincere guy.  Anyway, I open this box from Mark and inside I discover a virtual treasure-trove of goodies from a very expensive suction-cup mounted big, black cock (that I am sure I will be getting many hours of pleasure from….beginningTODAY…lol), to a “pocket-rocket” vibrator (I have wanted one of those FOREVER but just never got around to buying one for myself), a very nice set of anal beads (I am working towards becoming an anal lover), and finally, a smorgasbord of seven full-length DVDs of porn debauchery…right up my alley…heh heh!  And to Mark..when my DVD cums out you can be sure that you will be getting an auto-graphed copy.  Love ‘ya baby!

Mark’s kindness and much-unexpected generosity, has once again restored my faith in humanity…lol.  But seriously, there are a lot of COOL people in the world and it kinda makes you feel good, ya know?  Call me a sap, I dunno.