Do you think I have enough beads?

Well….DESPITE the windy…and sometimes rainy weather…I attended my FIRST ever Gasparilla Day Parade in Tampa.  For those of you who don’t know the tradition…I will relay my limited “first-timer” understanding of the genesis for this day of revelry and debauchery.  As legend has it, the area known today as Tampa, Florida was discovered by a Spanish pirate Jose Gaspar back in….well ….you know…pirate days….when everyone wore an eye-patch whether they needed it or not…and there were lots of wooden boats full of gold sailing the open seas.  (I wonder if Jose Gaspar knew Johnny Depp?)   Anyway…so the pirates sail into downtown Tampa,  take over the city, the mayor gives a key to the marauding conqueror Jose and then very ceremoniously “surrenders control” of the city to said booty-pillager.  All the while….floats and boats are EVERYWHERE…as are drunken business-men by day who on THIS day wear pirate garb, earrings and movie make-up scars and look far MORE like a pirate than Johnny Depp ever did…lol.  Bill, the insurance agent on every day of the year BUT today, staggers down Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa as the parade route stretched towards downtown.  Bill enjoys throwing the beads to the girls in the crowd…myself included…who were only TOO willing to show their wares…for a few cents worth of plastic compensation.  We are so easy aren’t we….lol?  So the arm-chair raper and pillager throws me beads…well actually…they ALL would stop dead in their tracks, quit walking and approach me, placethe beads around my neck and get a kiss for their troubles…lol.  Not a bad deal for either of us.  I will be posting some VERY sexy pics in some updates cumming real soon.  I wore the new hat and pirate shirt that my buddy Rick bought me….a tasty little sheer lace shirt with a rhinestone buccaneer on the front between the boobs… I think the boys could see my nipples through the shirt…but no one complained…lol.

This guy actually thought he could get more beads than me...lol

So the day went on and I had a GREAT time…a few beers later and I went to a new bar …well new for me anyway….that my good friend Rick “the mad Dentist” recommended.  The place is called Mickey Quinns and it is in Indian Shores, Florida…right off the beach.  Great food, not too loud, not too smoky, but just right.  I had a KILLER burger…it was YUMMY!  If you are ever in the area you should stop in for a good time.  Overall, the weekend was great, even though there wasn’t great weather.  I am DYING to get some sun let me tell you!  I need some new beach pics for ya’ll!  I have some great ideas but the weather has NOT been cooperating…stay tuned I will be working hard at new content.

In other news…I am going to be on the cover of “Nightmoves Magazine” soon…I will be appearing with porn star Delilah Strong, and we will be doing a baseball-themed cover for a special “Spring-Training” issue…or at least that’s what I have been told.  Sometimes I get told one thing about a project…and when it comes time to shoot it, the WHOLE thing changes…well that’s the business, you have to be willing to go with the flow…’ya know?  Speaking of one thing turning into another…last week I mentioned I was going to be on TV locally…well that’s true…BUT the show hasn’t aired yet.  Apparently the show is going to be longer than I thought and it should be airing in a couple weeks…the guy from WTSP Channel 10 will email me when the show is airing.  I will let you know, and probably post some of the video on my YouTube page…  www.youtube.com/LindseyLovehands1

Come in and see me this week if you are local in the Tampa, St. Pete, Clearwater Bay area.  I will be appearing at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry.  You can even tune in and see a sneak-peak on the streaming stage-cam at www.2001live.com  See me onstage and make sure I am there!

I will be back soom with more exciting updates….xoxoxo Lindsey

First off I hope EVERYONE has an AWESOME Holiday season and a great start to what should be a FANTASTIC 2010!!!  I had a photo shoot to do Saturday for V2 Magazine which is based here in the Bay area.  I am going to be a centerfold this month….well for January..and the issue cumms out on December 30th so be on the lookout!!  You will also be able to see me @ www.v2magazine.com  The  shoot went great….except for the fact that the club was FREEZING inside.  The club opened early for the shoot but no one but staff were around so the heat was low…not enough bodies….lol.  But I soldiered through it…and I think we got some great shots.  Chip, the photographer AND editor, was a super cool guy to work with and I think he took some excellent shots, even if I do say so myself…lol.  And it was kinda fun to goof-off on the pole while no one was in the club.  

  So after the shoot I went and met some friends for lunch….but by the time I got home I realized that the cold club, and my skimpy-to-nude photo shoot had caught up with me.  Yeah, I’m sick and it’s Christmas….it SUCKS the big one but what am I gonna do?  I still live in paradise though.  I will be doing more work with Chip and his magazine in the very near future.  I like Chip’s “eye for ass” as I call it…or “ass-dar” to be all military and precise-like…lol.  I figure I can score some GRADE A hotties just by hanging around him!   I have some great ideas that I think will benefit both the magazine and myself.  I am so looking forward to really working, networking and “creating” new content that I feel will be innovative and erotic, yet not appearing too “trendy” if you know what I mean?  And what better back-drop from which to draw my inspiration….beautiful, sunny, BOOTY-FUL Florida!

I am trying to catch up on my writing duties as well, so sorry for being behind….in advance….lol.  I am gearing up to seriously put my nose-to-the-grindstone come January 1st, 2010 because I really, really want 2010 to be a kick-ass year for me.  I am currently recruiting FEMALE talent for Lindsey Lovehand’s Productions, LLC. which will begin production in February 2010.  I will also be launching a jewelry line, and of course the webcams will be burning up the net…..so 2010 is already shaping up to very VERY exxxciting and sexxxy for all!  I hope that every single one of you and your families have a TREMENDOUS Holiday season, enjoy your loved ones, and safely ring in a propserous NEW YEAR!!!  Talk to you all soon…..much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

Here I am getting ready to go out to the club....my nipples just won't stay contained...

I am in Florida for good now…well except for the four chairs, a beautiful table, my sweet back-yard BBQ grill, and a glass table…I’ll be making ANOTHER trip soon…lol.  But I am SO happy that I finally have most of my stuff here…it’s unpacked and things are set up, pictures on the wall and I have my Posturepedic mattress to sleep…and fuck on…YEAH!  It’s good to be home. 

I left for Atlanta on Monday morning and took my time, brought along my good friend Rick “the MAD DENTIST” as a driving companion, and mover…lol.  So we arrived in Atlanta and it was 47 degrees….FORTY-SEVEN degrees…WTF?  When we left St. Pete in the day it was 77!  I called South, let him know I was back and settled in for a couple of beers and to rest from the day’s journey…..knowing we had a BIG day ahead of us.  We woke up the next morning and went to get the truck…and started the “Hell-Day”….lol.  Actually it wasn’t too bad…my friends from Atlanta showed up to help and it went smoothly.  THANK YOU again to Mikey, Boone and all my buds back in the ATL for all their help.  After we finished, about 8:30PM, we went to a Mexican restaurant and ate our first meal of the day, had a pitcher of margaritas and then embarked on our trip back to paradise about 10:30PM… with a GIANT Ryder truck stuffed-to-the-rafters, in tow.  What a LONG ride in the dark..through some rain…but all-in-all it was pretty fun, probably more so because psychologically I knew the move-from-hell was ALMOST over!

So I am here in St. Pete now…got most of my stuff arranged, hung, put away, etc. and NOW I can finally return to a normal life…well as normal as life is for ME…lol.  I have been appearing occasionally at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater, as time permits, and I am looking at other opportunities as well.  No matter what, I am so happy to be here…in PARADISE!  It is for me anyway..who knows, after living here awhile maybe the luster will wear off for me as well, it certainly seems like it has for some people.  I don’t understand how anyone could EVER get bored of living here…but to each their own I guess.

I went to a bar called the Banana Boat last night in Clearwater and promoted at a bike show…got to present awards and posed for each category winner with their bike and their trophy.  It was a fun time and I met some really cool people.  NOTE: To all the custome video people, I NOW have an awesome video tech who is going to render all my video for me, hopefully fairly quickly, like within a week or so of receiving it.  So alll you people waiting on your videos, they will be cumming soon!  And I am including something exxxtra-special nice for your incredible patience throughout this whole moving ordeal.

Well I’m gonna run now…gotta do some stuff, and work on my article for www.mikesouth.com so stay in touch with me!

The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.

I am about to shoot with Mike South

This coming Monday I will be getting everything onto a truck ….more than likely more than once…and put it into storage.  Then it is on to beautiful, sunny F-L-A!  I am so excited about living near the beach…I cannot even begin to tell you all.  I am so glad that Mike is back from Thailand…although he was quite surprised to hear what was going on with me because after the first two weeks of his trip he had bad cell reception so we couldn’t talk.  I will be enlisting Mike’s help Monday…a little bit..I don’t want him to hurt his back.  I am sure I can find some light stuff for him to move.

Nevertheless, I will be on to bigger and better, greener pastures.  And truthfully Florida provides a MUCH better backdrop for porn in my opinion.  I am very excited at all the different opportunities for shooting locations that exist down there.  And just so any of you hot girls know…I am looking for girls to shoot girl-girl scenes with so email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net  if you or your girlfriend, SO or wife is interested.  And to Emily in St. Pete, I sent you an email today girl so please reply… I am VERY interested…lol.

The one and ONLY bad thing about leaving Georgia is that I will be leaving behind a lot of great and true friends that I have made over the last few years.  I know I don’t have to worry about “losing” South as a friend because he never needs an excuse to come to Florida…I predict he will be visiting and fishing within a few months.  So if anyone in Florida floats on by a fishing boat with a naked redhead and a bearded guy yelling “reel it in hooker” …then you know you just passed me and Mike South…lol.  But on a more positive note I will be back with my great friends down in Reddington Shores…those that shall remain nameless so their kids don’t know that they hang with a porn star.  And I will be appearing at the 24K Club fairly regularly…once I get down there and settled in.  So to all my fans that live in or near the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area cum on by and see me…I’ll give you a GREAT show!  I will announce when I start on my “Calender of events” page.

Well I am almost finished packing up the house, just a few miscellaneous things and take some furniture apart and it’s over…at least the first part of the adventure.  This has been an exhausting process to say the least, but there have been some good things to come from it.  I have learned who my REAL friends are…and those that aren’t.  During the process of packing I have also found things that I forgot I had.  It is amazing how much stuff you accumulate over the years and don’t even realize it until you have to pack.  I did uncover some cool things that I forgot I had…mostly some sexy tops and shorts, even a few pairs of shoes.  I guess you could make the argument that if I had lived without it for so long without missing it then I really didn’t need it after all.  But I don’t subscribe to that train of thought…especially not when it comes to high-heel shoes.  Besides, what’s a few extra boxes in the grand scheme of things, you know? 

I am looking forward to TRYING to get some updates done but I still have so much work ahead of me…now that everything is boxed and packed it still needs to be actually moved.  I have a lot of guy friends that are going to help me when it’s time to put everything on a truck, which if all goes well will be sometime next week. 

Other than that I got a GREAT split-roast banging last night.  It all started with me deciding that I needed a break after all the non-stop work I had been doing.  So I made plans to run up the street to my local neighborhood watering hole and have a few drinks and meet up with some friends.  It was great to just get away from the house, the mold, boxes and such.  It was nice to be part of civilization again, albeit for a brief period.  I even got a chance at the bar, as about 30 people watched and cheered, to break my previous record of 8 CDs on my nipples that I set at Lake Lanier last summer.  My new record is….. drum roll please…. TEN !  That’s right, ten CDs on my nipples.  Everyone was going crazy and cheering as each CD was added to my very erect niblets.  As the pyramid grew in size, so too did the group of spectators, flocking from both floors of the 10,000 square foot sports bar Atmosphere in Loganville, Georgia.  Well after all the excitement we decided to leave and a friend of mine, Daniel, rode home with me to have a few more drinks and continue the evening.  Well, I am sure you can guess how the evening ended.  In true Lindsey Lovehand’s style I ended up playing a game of “strip Wii bowling” and even though I kicked the guy’s asses game after game until they were standing naked before me and I still had my socks and sweat pants on, I succumbed to my own lust and was naked in a New York minute.  From there we proceeded to do every position that 2 guys and a chick can do, until about 7am this morning!  Boy I needed that!

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

I am watching my beloved Big Blue playing Eastern Michigan on the Big Ten Network this rainy Saturday morning in the ATL…it’s a few minutes into the first quarter…Michigan up 3-0.  I hope we won’t suffer without Mike South being here to bring us good luck.  It has been raining here for what seems like forever…actually it’s been about 6 days straight, and it’s getting PRETTY boring.  I wanted to shoot some video of me outside shooting a bunch of guns but the weather is not wanting to cooperate.  One of these days I will get to shoot that…it’s going to be so HOT, at least I think so.   UPDATE: Michigan leads 10-3 with 2:30 in the first quarter.

So I am going to my neighbor’s house tonight…they have been planning a bonfire for over a month but I don’t think the weather is going to cooperate so I guess we will all just hang out inside and party.  I like my neighbors…they are super cool..we hang out quite a bit when my schedule permits.  They have three kids, two college age and one is a junior in high school, OMG what a full plate!  I think they enjoy unwinding when the opportunity presents itself.  I am the WRONG person to party with IF you are not prepared to actually party though…lol.  I see some vodka tonics in my very near future.  The only BAD thing about the evening is my neighbors are from Ohio originally and they are Ohio State fans….so I am sure I will be forced to endure watching an Ohio State game….YUCK!  The things I do for friends.

I have been pretty busy lately and it’s only going to get busier…I hope.  In addition to the Nightmoves Show next month in Tampa I have some other really cool things on the drawing board cumming soon.  I should be starting web camming soon, I was already SUPPOSED to be doing it but we ran into some technical and scheduling difficulties.  Hopefully this will all be resolved soon.  I am really looking forward to getting naked and doing all sorts of nasty stuff LIVE for all of you…I hope you all cum by to see me.  UPDATE: Michigan 17 Eastern Michigan 10 

As always, I LOVE to hear from all of you so keep emailing me your ideas on scenes, web pages, picture sets…WHATEVER…I want your input.  I am trying to make my site as good as it can be..I am still new to all this…well not the fucking part but the website part.  Email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net   UPDATE: Michigan 24- Eastern Michigan 10 …..GO BLUE !!!

I am trying to figure out how to convert H.264 codec to a format that is readable/writable to DVD so that anyone can watch them…I had NO idea this was such a time-consuming process!  Let’s see…what have I been doing lately…uhh…TRYING to convert video and that’s about ALL!  But seriously, I am planning my trip to Tampa next month for the Nightmoves Magazine adult show and awards show…there is a “porn-star” picnic at Caliente Resort …I can’t wait to go there…like a little taste of Hedonism in America…lol.  The other night I had a “friend” over…he helped me get some yard work done that I could NOT have done without him.  He is SO SWEET…so how did I thank him you may ask?  I gave him a long and slow blow-job…and then I balled him for several hours…lol.  He didn’t complain!  I got some pics too…I’m such a BAD slut!  But I saved a TON of money…lol.

And I have been playing with my “daughter” a lot lately also…I was going to take her to Tampa with me but I think the trip will be more enjoyable without having to worry about her.  I guess I will buy her a new outfit for leaving her behind.  But Mommas gotta have some play time too you know?  Gotta run back to editing stuff…new content cumming soon….I think you will like it a lot!  I shot 2 boy/girl scenes Saturday with 2 different “studs” that will be up soon..and another “special” video …can’t tell you what it is though…you’ll just have to see it.

I am planning a really cool shoot with a very special friend of mine…she knows who she is…hopefully we will be shooting right after I get back from Tampa.  I think you will all like this scene VERY much…so stay tuned!

I want to wish EVERYONE a belated Happy Labor Day…my weekend was kinda the pits until yesterday.  I twisted my ankle last Thursday evening and it was swollen all weekend until yesterday morning.  It wasn’t pretty but it kept me from being online because I just couldn’t find a comfortable seating position…lol.  Well now my ankle is pretty much back to normal and I am resuming my normal activities after the holiday.  So to all you fans that have been emailing me…don’t despair..I’m back and playing KETCH-UP …lol…seems like I’ve been doing that a lot here lately.

Yesterday I did have a great cookout with some friends in the afternoon.  The menu consisted of: hamburgers, barbecue ribs and boneless chicken breasts marinated in my “secret sauce” on the grill, potato salad, macaroni and cheese, cole slaw, baked beans AND Tuscan-styled potatoes….WHEW…I think that was all.  And then I went to bed.

O.K….enough of the boring stuff..here’s what else is going on.  I am shooting new content for this site this week with Mike South before he leaves for almost 6 weeks in Thailand…how cool is that?  I wish I could tag along….lol.  Mike will definitely be eating well while there.  So we will shoot some great new stuff, I have some wicked ideas in my head too.  Oh…I nearly forgot…I got SOME of the awesome new outfits that I ordered about 10 days ago so be on the lookout, I will be wearing some of them in these new videos and photo update!  I cannot tell you how excited I am!  I am still waiting on the coolest of the three new pairs of 6-inch stilettos I bought.  Hopefully they will come today so I can shoot in them when Mike comes tomorrow.  We will be hopefully be putting the finishing touches on the web-cam arrangement as well so that we will be able to debut…FINALLY.  I am SO looking forward to getting on the cam…I REALLY want to start talking to all of you as much as possible.  There have been so many of you that have emailed me over the last few months about it and all I can say is I AM VERY SORRY!  The reason I have not already started is my fault alone…I just kept putting it on the back-burner with travel and shooting, etc.  But that is no excuse and we are working as fast as possible to remedy that.  I am trying now to get onto the schedule….I would LOVE to do 2 shows a week and each show be one hour but getting the right evening(s) is crucial.  Plus, most importantly they have to put me on the schedule.  Stay posted.

I am also adding a new page which will be a calender of events…this will be an attempt to let everyone know what’s going on and WHEN..as long as life fits into a “tidy” package in ADVANCE!  Sometimes…it just doesn’t.  It may not fill up right away..then again sometimes it might….who the hell knows?