Hey all….I am SO EXCITED….if you live in the Tampa, St. Pete Clearwater area TUNE IN tomorrow, Friday February 5, 2010 to 102.5 FM because I will be on Bubba’s show playing Stripper/Porn Star Trivia for Black History month…I hope I do well…I’m kinda nervous about the questions….but i’m sure I will feel more at ease once Bubba convinces me to show him my boobs…lol.  I talked to my good friend Whitey Pippin last night and he told me that Bubba is looking forward to meeting me…I don’t know why?  But I am REALLY looking forward to it..and I might even be on with my GREAT friend Delilah Strong, a porn veteran with over 400 movies and several AVN nominations under her belt….mmmm…I’d like to get under her belt…lol!   She is SO MUCH fun to be around….and what a JUICY ass she has!

Also if you are in the area cumm by and say “HI” to the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry and ask for me…I LOVE meeting fans!

Starting soon I am going to be shooting a BUNCH of new content…I have heard from a lot of fans wondering when I have new movies cumming out…SOON!  I will be shooting with Brandon Longwood and several others in March here in Florida.  WOW…it’s going to be HOT..HOT..HOT stuff I promise.  Mike South is hopefully going to be cumming here soon also for a little fucking and a little fishing! 

much love …xoxoxo Lindsey

First off I hope EVERYONE has an AWESOME Holiday season and a great start to what should be a FANTASTIC 2010!!!  I had a photo shoot to do Saturday for V2 Magazine which is based here in the Bay area.  I am going to be a centerfold this month….well for January..and the issue cumms out on December 30th so be on the lookout!!  You will also be able to see me @ www.v2magazine.com  The  shoot went great….except for the fact that the club was FREEZING inside.  The club opened early for the shoot but no one but staff were around so the heat was low…not enough bodies….lol.  But I soldiered through it…and I think we got some great shots.  Chip, the photographer AND editor, was a super cool guy to work with and I think he took some excellent shots, even if I do say so myself…lol.  And it was kinda fun to goof-off on the pole while no one was in the club.  

  So after the shoot I went and met some friends for lunch….but by the time I got home I realized that the cold club, and my skimpy-to-nude photo shoot had caught up with me.  Yeah, I’m sick and it’s Christmas….it SUCKS the big one but what am I gonna do?  I still live in paradise though.  I will be doing more work with Chip and his magazine in the very near future.  I like Chip’s “eye for ass” as I call it…or “ass-dar” to be all military and precise-like…lol.  I figure I can score some GRADE A hotties just by hanging around him!   I have some great ideas that I think will benefit both the magazine and myself.  I am so looking forward to really working, networking and “creating” new content that I feel will be innovative and erotic, yet not appearing too “trendy” if you know what I mean?  And what better back-drop from which to draw my inspiration….beautiful, sunny, BOOTY-FUL Florida!

I am trying to catch up on my writing duties as well, so sorry for being behind….in advance….lol.  I am gearing up to seriously put my nose-to-the-grindstone come January 1st, 2010 because I really, really want 2010 to be a kick-ass year for me.  I am currently recruiting FEMALE talent for Lindsey Lovehand’s Productions, LLC. which will begin production in February 2010.  I will also be launching a jewelry line, and of course the webcams will be burning up the net…..so 2010 is already shaping up to very VERY exxxciting and sexxxy for all!  I hope that every single one of you and your families have a TREMENDOUS Holiday season, enjoy your loved ones, and safely ring in a propserous NEW YEAR!!!  Talk to you all soon…..much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

I am getting ready for the holidays…as I am sure most of you are as well.  It’s going to be a bittersweet Christmas this year considering the hell I have been though with the house and the move…but I am in paradise now…so I can’t complain much.  But this year will be a semi-boring Christmas as I am going to be still not totally settled…no Christmas tree set up…but I am in a GREAT place…physically and emotionally.

Enough of that boring stuff…on to the XXX-citing stuff.  I have been dancing as you know at 24K Gold Club in Clearwater and I am going to be touring different clubs around the area.  I am shooting a magazine layout and centerfold tomorrow with V2 Magazine and my new HOT friend Daizey will be shooting with me…we’ll definitely produce some SEXY girl-girl shots for sure!  I am kinda’ sweet on her anyway….lol…and I think the feeling is mutual.  She is a very statuesque brunette that stands about 6′1″ and has the most FANTASTIC boobs that I just LOVE to play with…and kiss and suck too!  She is a great girl and I believe we will become GREAT friends…with benefits…lol!

I am waiting for the holidays to be over before I launch my web camming…I know I was supposed to be LIVE already but the move really screwed with my plans… but I have some really awesome stuff planned once I get live including some “TV-styled” shows and I hopefully will be able to have guest appearances by other friends as well.  I hope to get naked for ALL of you LIVE twice a week starting in January…so stay tuned.  I will be updating my “Calender of Events” page regularly so check in often to see where, what and WHO I will be doing.    Stay in touch and I hope you all have a HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON….xoxoxo Lindsey

I want ALL of you anywhere near St. Pete, Clearwater, Tampa area to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18th ...say HI

I am posing for Rick “The Mad Dentist” …photo courtesy of Rick

Well I am making some new friends..and spending time with some old ones as well.  I was at Mahaffers again the night before last and made friends with the house cat….the cat that just showed up one day and never left…so they adopted him.  He came walking on the bar top and approached me, wanted me to rub him..and just stayed there for the rest of the night!  I guess I always had a talent for attracting pussy…lol.  What a cool place…hope to run into some of you there.

Spent the yesterday with a couple of great guys..fast becoming friends.  To Rick “The Mad Dentist” (do you like that moniker Rick?  Kinda WWF isn’t it?  I think it’s cool but if you don’t like it we can change it.)  Rick is an interesting dude that has EXCELLENT taste in art and interior furnishings.  Craig “The Mad Hatter” and his TASTY treat of a girl Nancy (I’m still working on a name for her that is befitting of her hotness!)  There are lots of cool things to do here and TONS of cool people!  And by the way…I don’t think the temperature has dropped below 80 degrees during the day with the exception of the blow-back from Ida.  I also sampled a new place yesterday..the Palm Pavillion..great place.  I know I sound like an AM radio advertisement mentioning all the places but they are just so cool…there is really nothing like these place in Atlanta..I know there’s no beach but it’s the whole package to me that is so cool.  Hey, maybe I can get paid as an endorser for Florida commercials for tourism?  Not a bad gig…I think they would make me wear clothes though….and speaking of my opinions on Florida…stop by and read my article on www.mikesouth.com titled “Some Observations from the Sunshine State”. 

Wednesday the 18th…yes that’s THIS coming Wednesday I will be appearing at the 24K Gold Club in Clearwater located at 16717 US HWY 19N Clearwater telephone (727) 538-2458  I hope to see all my friends who are nearby on the Gulf side to cumm by and see me and say “HI”.  I will be appearing from 11am to 7pm..unless I get MOBBED by adoring fans…lol…yeah that would be GREAT!  kisses…xoxoxo Lindsey

I want ALL of you anywhere near Clearwater, Tampa, St. Pete and the ENTIRE Gulf Shores to cumm by and see me THIS WEDNESDAY November 18 and say HI from 11am to 7pm

Well as you can imagine I am still in a lot of turmoil..it’s tougher doing everything I am trying to do AND look for a new place..but it will come together.  I cannot thank all of you enough that have written me with kind words or encouragement and emotionally uplifting compliments..sometimes “life stuff”  gets a little overwhelming….you know?  And to the guys that send me all the cock pics….mmmm…keep ‘em cumming boys!  The sight of those hard cocks REALLY “uplifts” my spirits…lol.

Well I am trying to learn my way around the new areas..it seems like I JUST figured out how to get around everywhere in Atlanta not that long ago and now I’m starting over.  Oh well…life is best with LOTS of new experiences.  Speaking of new experiences..I had one hell of one last night.  I decided to stop in a bar that is owned by a friend-of-a-friend that I had been meaning to go to since I last visited here in July, but something always came up.  The place is called “Mahuffers” and it’s DEFINATELY going to become my new local watering hole…the place ROCKS!!! There were SO many awesome people, great food and an UNBELIEVABLE LIVE jazz band playing.   Many, many thanks to Mikey the owner and his uber-HOT girlfriend Kelsie, Brian, Craig and the WHOLE gang for making me feel so at home and like a resident, not a vacationer…lol.  I am quite certain that there will be quite a few more “Lindsey sightings” at Mahuffers in the very near future.  And a special “THANKS” to Rick, a very sweet and generous retired dentist…love the ‘Vettes baby..sorry I got a little “tired” last night…wink wink..I’ll see you again I’m sure.  I wanna ride in the “banana ‘Vette  as soon as possible.

Looks like we are going to get a little residual bad weather from hurricane/tropical storm Ida…does anyone know which one it is?  Anyway, tomorrow will be the worst day I guess and then it’s back to sun and fun for the weekend.  I hope all you in Atlanta that are also getting wet by this storm are all OK….all my friends at Atmosphere in Loganville, Mike South….I miss ‘ya baby…it was great talking to you the other night…Mikey, Boone, Reiffer..WHAT UP!!!  It’s not any fun getting wet unless you are getting W-E-T…..you know what I mean?

Well…I’m back to work for now, gotta get some stuff done and write for www.mikesouth.combecause it’s been awhile…I know Mike is missing me already!  I am going to some clubs tomorrow night and will announce my appearance schedule soon…and webcamming is cumming soon too!  Stay in touch….I LOVE YOU ALL…xoxoxo Lindsey

The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.

Well I am almost finished packing up the house, just a few miscellaneous things and take some furniture apart and it’s over…at least the first part of the adventure.  This has been an exhausting process to say the least, but there have been some good things to come from it.  I have learned who my REAL friends are…and those that aren’t.  During the process of packing I have also found things that I forgot I had.  It is amazing how much stuff you accumulate over the years and don’t even realize it until you have to pack.  I did uncover some cool things that I forgot I had…mostly some sexy tops and shorts, even a few pairs of shoes.  I guess you could make the argument that if I had lived without it for so long without missing it then I really didn’t need it after all.  But I don’t subscribe to that train of thought…especially not when it comes to high-heel shoes.  Besides, what’s a few extra boxes in the grand scheme of things, you know? 

I am looking forward to TRYING to get some updates done but I still have so much work ahead of me…now that everything is boxed and packed it still needs to be actually moved.  I have a lot of guy friends that are going to help me when it’s time to put everything on a truck, which if all goes well will be sometime next week. 

Other than that I got a GREAT split-roast banging last night.  It all started with me deciding that I needed a break after all the non-stop work I had been doing.  So I made plans to run up the street to my local neighborhood watering hole and have a few drinks and meet up with some friends.  It was great to just get away from the house, the mold, boxes and such.  It was nice to be part of civilization again, albeit for a brief period.  I even got a chance at the bar, as about 30 people watched and cheered, to break my previous record of 8 CDs on my nipples that I set at Lake Lanier last summer.  My new record is….. drum roll please…. TEN !  That’s right, ten CDs on my nipples.  Everyone was going crazy and cheering as each CD was added to my very erect niblets.  As the pyramid grew in size, so too did the group of spectators, flocking from both floors of the 10,000 square foot sports bar Atmosphere in Loganville, Georgia.  Well after all the excitement we decided to leave and a friend of mine, Daniel, rode home with me to have a few more drinks and continue the evening.  Well, I am sure you can guess how the evening ended.  In true Lindsey Lovehand’s style I ended up playing a game of “strip Wii bowling” and even though I kicked the guy’s asses game after game until they were standing naked before me and I still had my socks and sweat pants on, I succumbed to my own lust and was naked in a New York minute.  From there we proceeded to do every position that 2 guys and a chick can do, until about 7am this morning!  Boy I needed that!

I had so many other things to do and write about BUT I have to get this off my chest.  I got my YouTube account SUSPENDED for two videos…one of which was the very FIRST video I posted back in March and has been there ever since, with no complaints (me in a thong shaking my booty) and the second one was not even REMOTELY sexual in nature, it showed me FULLY CLOTHED shooting one of my handguns in my backyard.  Can some one please explain this to me?  When you  search “girls & guns” you will get 847,000 videos…why is mine gone?  And what is really pissing me off is MySpace continues to allow these BITCHES, these FAKE mother-fuckers, to STEAL my copyrighted photos, remove the watermarks and copyrights and post them as their OWN.  And then what does MySpace technical support do?  They send ME an email after my repeated protests and ask ME to send them a “salute” …to what…prove I am who I say I am?  KISS MY ASS!  Send this cunt the emails, she still has a picture of ME on my kitchen floor doing a split as HER background… which BTW…she STOLE off a premium site.

http://www.myspace.com/poledancerheather69  Anyone who wants to tell Heather Wilson (IF that’s her real name) what a loser she really is…feel free to do so.  Thanks in advance.

I am SO sick and tired of all these posers who have nothing else better to do than sit around and pretend to be other people.  And that does not even count the other bitches that have pics of me in Florida as their profile pic….but I guess they are SO FUGLY they need to put me up or they wouldn’t get any friend requests at all!  Oh, and THEN I get a nasty email from some kid’s mom who threatens me and tells me I am breaking the law by ACCEPTING her son’s friend request to ME…I didn’t look for him…he found ME.  I have no idea who people are that send me requests, I accept them because I want to and it is nice AND an honor that they want to be my friend.  As we all know, everything that is posted on people’s profiles aren’t ALWAYS REAL…what a surprise.  I had no idea he is 13 but MAYBE, if she was a better mother, she would be in more control of her kid’s internet surfing habits.  Don’t blame me that your kid is straight and likes to look at girls…hell, you should be happy.  And btw, all he needs to do is GOOGLE me and he can go see scenes of me posted all over the internet that ARE NOT OWNED by me…and they are TRUE hardcore content.   EVERY SINGLE pic of me on MySpace is WELL within the guidelines, meanwhile I get friend requests EVERY day from people with HARDCORE content on their page, some of which will stay up for weeks at a time.  I guess some horny teenager’s mommy hasn’t snooped and discovered those pages yet.

On a more positive note…the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER magazine is on the news stands now…check me out on page 71…I am SO EXCITED!  Mike South is trying to speak to them now about me doing a full “spread”…lol..pun intended!

P.S. MANY MANY MANY THANKS to all my real & COOL friends, sorry I am bad about the emails but I am being pulled in many directions right now.

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

I am watching my beloved Big Blue playing Eastern Michigan on the Big Ten Network this rainy Saturday morning in the ATL…it’s a few minutes into the first quarter…Michigan up 3-0.  I hope we won’t suffer without Mike South being here to bring us good luck.  It has been raining here for what seems like forever…actually it’s been about 6 days straight, and it’s getting PRETTY boring.  I wanted to shoot some video of me outside shooting a bunch of guns but the weather is not wanting to cooperate.  One of these days I will get to shoot that…it’s going to be so HOT, at least I think so.   UPDATE: Michigan leads 10-3 with 2:30 in the first quarter.

So I am going to my neighbor’s house tonight…they have been planning a bonfire for over a month but I don’t think the weather is going to cooperate so I guess we will all just hang out inside and party.  I like my neighbors…they are super cool..we hang out quite a bit when my schedule permits.  They have three kids, two college age and one is a junior in high school, OMG what a full plate!  I think they enjoy unwinding when the opportunity presents itself.  I am the WRONG person to party with IF you are not prepared to actually party though…lol.  I see some vodka tonics in my very near future.  The only BAD thing about the evening is my neighbors are from Ohio originally and they are Ohio State fans….so I am sure I will be forced to endure watching an Ohio State game….YUCK!  The things I do for friends.

I have been pretty busy lately and it’s only going to get busier…I hope.  In addition to the Nightmoves Show next month in Tampa I have some other really cool things on the drawing board cumming soon.  I should be starting web camming soon, I was already SUPPOSED to be doing it but we ran into some technical and scheduling difficulties.  Hopefully this will all be resolved soon.  I am really looking forward to getting naked and doing all sorts of nasty stuff LIVE for all of you…I hope you all cum by to see me.  UPDATE: Michigan 17 Eastern Michigan 10 

As always, I LOVE to hear from all of you so keep emailing me your ideas on scenes, web pages, picture sets…WHATEVER…I want your input.  I am trying to make my site as good as it can be..I am still new to all this…well not the fucking part but the website part.  Email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net   UPDATE: Michigan 24- Eastern Michigan 10 …..GO BLUE !!!