Well there have been a lot of recent developments in the “Sunshine State”.  I am getting ready to launch the web cam…it would have been launched already BUT we have a family “health crisis” that had precluded me from launching.  I will be making a short visit back to Atlanta for the surgery of my family member.  Those of you that really know me, I REALLY APPRECIATE all the kind well wishes and prayers that you have all offered.  It REALLY means a lot!  It’s a real good feeling to know that there are so many REAL people out there.  And a special “THANKS” to Mike South for being such a great friend!  Btw….read my new blog on Mike’s site entitled “What does Ellen add to American Idol?”   I think it’s a good read…if i do say so myself…lol.

I am appearing frequently at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa during the week…usually Tuesday through Friday.  I will be out a few days until early next week.  As soon as I fully recover and get past the surgery there are a lot of exciting things on the near horizon.  I also spoke with my friend Joey “Hogger” and we will be shooting some great new content soon.  Probably sometime in April.  Hopefully I will be appearing in a new DVD-released movie being shot soon in Miami.  I will let you all know. 

My magazine cover with Nightmoves Magazine got nixed, I’m not sure why, but I have some other plans with Night Moves in the works.  I will DEFINATELY be at the Nightmoves Adult Awards Show this year…hopefully as a presenter.  Maybe a winner?  I doubt it…been too incognito lately…but that’s about to CHANGE! 

Well I’m AUDI…gotta run to do some things but I will be back soon with more updates, and hopefully a fully-cured illness.  I’m O.K….relax. 

Well I know I have been off for awhile but there have been so many things going on and I am still trying to get settled.  I am thoroughly enjoying appearing at the WORD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa…I will be on the cover of the March NIGHTMOVES MAGAZINE with fellow porn chick and veteran of over 400 films Delilah Strong…so if you live locally be on the lookout.  I will post links to the digital online version also. 

Well last week as you know I was on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show with a few friends and celebrity Pauly Shore was in the house also pimping a comedy club tour he was in Tampa appearing at and he was the “quiz-master” for a game of  ”Black History Month” trivia.  Pauly took a particular liking to me and my friend Alley…maybe because when Bubba asked us who wanted to go back to Pauly’s hotel suite with him for an “after-the-show” show, I quite enthusiastically jumped up and said “pick me…pick me”.  When Bubba asked me why, I promptly responded: “because I think he’s cute”.  Now of course I was just being me…trying to be entertaining and all, but some people had other ideas. 

So as I was leaving Pauly’s “handler” came up to me and said: “you are staying behind right?  Pauly is sending a limo to pick you up and take you to his hotel.”  I replied:  “WTF?”  But it was all in good fun and we had a blast…I was the ONLY girl to get a question correct on the show also…a little feather in my cap…lol.  I do think that Pauly was a little upset when I said I had to leave and get back to the club though…oh well.  I am sure I will see him again.  Great fun was had by all.

I was supposed to try and get away and go to Mexico Beach here in Florida with Mike South and go fishing but it wasn’t in the cards…our schedules conflicted.  I hope to see Mike real soon…and I am sad that I missed Hunter and Misses H also.  I will see you guys soon…I PROMISE!    I will be on WTSP Channel 10 News in the Tampa Bay area NEXT Monday February 22,  2010 on a show about the adult industry in Tampa and celebrating the anniversary of 2001 Odyssey.  The hunky and handsome Preston Rudie from Channel 10 who shot the show sent me an email and told me the other day when the show was airing.  I will post vids to Youtube after the show airs, if you are local check it out @ 11PM.  I will be Tivo’ing the show I promise you!

So I had a lot of fun in the last few weeks BUT I am WAY behind on content and I have been approached by several large companies to shoot more “pro” content.  I have, until now shied away from that idea because I want to control my own content.  However, I have been literally INUNDATED with hundreds of emails a day from fans asking me about where they can find this scene or that scene..or when am I going to appear with this “star” cock or that “superstar” girl.  The short answer to a long question is….BE PATIENT.  There are things being negotiated now that will answer all your questions…I always wanted to say that quote from The Godfather II…unmistakeably the GREATEST movie of ALL TIME!!!  I have been asked by many people to shoot scenes with Janet Mason…arguably the QUEEN of internet porn…(now that Jenna is “retired” and not spreading her legs for this industry again…lol) but I am waiting for a reply.  Janet is SO hot…I would love to eat her snatch…it looks so JUICY…and Mike South and many others think we would make some great “sister” porn….stay tuned pornophiles.  But with the current federal case ongoing against Brazzers.com….who knows?  Janet, you have my email….call or email me.

Other than that I have been busy fighting with Facebook who keeps pulling my page down and I DO NOT KNOW WHY?  What a bunch of BS!  I have been getting quite a bit of hits on my Youtube site…if you aren’t familiar with it go to:  www.youtube/LindseyLovehands1   I will also be holding a CASTING CALL in the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area SOON for upcoming video projects.  I will be posting details here and on www.twitter.com/LindseyLovehand  and at www.myspace.com/lindseylovehands and at www.facebook.com/lindseylovehands (if they don’t delete me again…lol)

Gotta run….talk to you all soon….and keep the emails cumming!  Much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

Hey all….I am SO EXCITED….if you live in the Tampa, St. Pete Clearwater area TUNE IN tomorrow, Friday February 5, 2010 to 102.5 FM because I will be on Bubba’s show playing Stripper/Porn Star Trivia for Black History month…I hope I do well…I’m kinda nervous about the questions….but i’m sure I will feel more at ease once Bubba convinces me to show him my boobs…lol.  I talked to my good friend Whitey Pippin last night and he told me that Bubba is looking forward to meeting me…I don’t know why?  But I am REALLY looking forward to it..and I might even be on with my GREAT friend Delilah Strong, a porn veteran with over 400 movies and several AVN nominations under her belt….mmmm…I’d like to get under her belt…lol!   She is SO MUCH fun to be around….and what a JUICY ass she has!

Also if you are in the area cumm by and say “HI” to the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry and ask for me…I LOVE meeting fans!

Starting soon I am going to be shooting a BUNCH of new content…I have heard from a lot of fans wondering when I have new movies cumming out…SOON!  I will be shooting with Brandon Longwood and several others in March here in Florida.  WOW…it’s going to be HOT..HOT..HOT stuff I promise.  Mike South is hopefully going to be cumming here soon also for a little fucking and a little fishing! 

much love …xoxoxo Lindsey

I am getting ready for the holidays…as I am sure most of you are as well.  It’s going to be a bittersweet Christmas this year considering the hell I have been though with the house and the move…but I am in paradise now…so I can’t complain much.  But this year will be a semi-boring Christmas as I am going to be still not totally settled…no Christmas tree set up…but I am in a GREAT place…physically and emotionally.

Enough of that boring stuff…on to the XXX-citing stuff.  I have been dancing as you know at 24K Gold Club in Clearwater and I am going to be touring different clubs around the area.  I am shooting a magazine layout and centerfold tomorrow with V2 Magazine and my new HOT friend Daizey will be shooting with me…we’ll definitely produce some SEXY girl-girl shots for sure!  I am kinda’ sweet on her anyway….lol…and I think the feeling is mutual.  She is a very statuesque brunette that stands about 6′1″ and has the most FANTASTIC boobs that I just LOVE to play with…and kiss and suck too!  She is a great girl and I believe we will become GREAT friends…with benefits…lol!

I am waiting for the holidays to be over before I launch my web camming…I know I was supposed to be LIVE already but the move really screwed with my plans… but I have some really awesome stuff planned once I get live including some “TV-styled” shows and I hopefully will be able to have guest appearances by other friends as well.  I hope to get naked for ALL of you LIVE twice a week starting in January…so stay tuned.  I will be updating my “Calender of Events” page regularly so check in often to see where, what and WHO I will be doing.    Stay in touch and I hope you all have a HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON….xoxoxo Lindsey

Well as you can imagine I am still in a lot of turmoil..it’s tougher doing everything I am trying to do AND look for a new place..but it will come together.  I cannot thank all of you enough that have written me with kind words or encouragement and emotionally uplifting compliments..sometimes “life stuff”  gets a little overwhelming….you know?  And to the guys that send me all the cock pics….mmmm…keep ‘em cumming boys!  The sight of those hard cocks REALLY “uplifts” my spirits…lol.

Well I am trying to learn my way around the new areas..it seems like I JUST figured out how to get around everywhere in Atlanta not that long ago and now I’m starting over.  Oh well…life is best with LOTS of new experiences.  Speaking of new experiences..I had one hell of one last night.  I decided to stop in a bar that is owned by a friend-of-a-friend that I had been meaning to go to since I last visited here in July, but something always came up.  The place is called “Mahuffers” and it’s DEFINATELY going to become my new local watering hole…the place ROCKS!!! There were SO many awesome people, great food and an UNBELIEVABLE LIVE jazz band playing.   Many, many thanks to Mikey the owner and his uber-HOT girlfriend Kelsie, Brian, Craig and the WHOLE gang for making me feel so at home and like a resident, not a vacationer…lol.  I am quite certain that there will be quite a few more “Lindsey sightings” at Mahuffers in the very near future.  And a special “THANKS” to Rick, a very sweet and generous retired dentist…love the ‘Vettes baby..sorry I got a little “tired” last night…wink wink..I’ll see you again I’m sure.  I wanna ride in the “banana ‘Vette  as soon as possible.

Looks like we are going to get a little residual bad weather from hurricane/tropical storm Ida…does anyone know which one it is?  Anyway, tomorrow will be the worst day I guess and then it’s back to sun and fun for the weekend.  I hope all you in Atlanta that are also getting wet by this storm are all OK….all my friends at Atmosphere in Loganville, Mike South….I miss ‘ya baby…it was great talking to you the other night…Mikey, Boone, Reiffer..WHAT UP!!!  It’s not any fun getting wet unless you are getting W-E-T…..you know what I mean?

Well…I’m back to work for now, gotta get some stuff done and write for www.mikesouth.combecause it’s been awhile…I know Mike is missing me already!  I am going to some clubs tomorrow night and will announce my appearance schedule soon…and webcamming is cumming soon too!  Stay in touch….I LOVE YOU ALL…xoxoxo Lindsey

The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.

I am about to shoot with Mike South

This coming Monday I will be getting everything onto a truck ….more than likely more than once…and put it into storage.  Then it is on to beautiful, sunny F-L-A!  I am so excited about living near the beach…I cannot even begin to tell you all.  I am so glad that Mike is back from Thailand…although he was quite surprised to hear what was going on with me because after the first two weeks of his trip he had bad cell reception so we couldn’t talk.  I will be enlisting Mike’s help Monday…a little bit..I don’t want him to hurt his back.  I am sure I can find some light stuff for him to move.

Nevertheless, I will be on to bigger and better, greener pastures.  And truthfully Florida provides a MUCH better backdrop for porn in my opinion.  I am very excited at all the different opportunities for shooting locations that exist down there.  And just so any of you hot girls know…I am looking for girls to shoot girl-girl scenes with so email me at lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net  if you or your girlfriend, SO or wife is interested.  And to Emily in St. Pete, I sent you an email today girl so please reply… I am VERY interested…lol.

The one and ONLY bad thing about leaving Georgia is that I will be leaving behind a lot of great and true friends that I have made over the last few years.  I know I don’t have to worry about “losing” South as a friend because he never needs an excuse to come to Florida…I predict he will be visiting and fishing within a few months.  So if anyone in Florida floats on by a fishing boat with a naked redhead and a bearded guy yelling “reel it in hooker” …then you know you just passed me and Mike South…lol.  But on a more positive note I will be back with my great friends down in Reddington Shores…those that shall remain nameless so their kids don’t know that they hang with a porn star.  And I will be appearing at the 24K Club fairly regularly…once I get down there and settled in.  So to all my fans that live in or near the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area cum on by and see me…I’ll give you a GREAT show!  I will announce when I start on my “Calender of events” page.

I will need to be brief and for that I am sorry.  I know I have been offline for almost a week, and there are a lot of fans wondering where I am.  I have had a catastrophe occur in my life and I need to address it IMMEDIATELY.  A few of my close friends already know and are currently in the process of assisting me.  I haven’t even been able to speak with Mike South and let him know what is going on.  My home is being taken over by black mold and I need to move IMMEDIATELY.  Those of you that know me are aware that I have a precarious allergy condition anyway, and I am not sure how long this infestation has been occurring.  For that reason, as a matter of safety for my health and the health of my family, I need to pack up the wagon and leave NOW.  I have a decent sized house and it is going to take me at least two weeks to get everything boxed and out.  I am also trying to simultaneously find some place to go but that will take me longer.  For that reason I felt the need to apprise you all of the situation and to make you aware that I will be very sporadic with updates here, on Twitter, Mike South.com, MySpace, etc.   Also, to ERIC, RICHARD, MARK, etc. and all those that I owe customs to, please bear with me.  I have been dealing with this for quite some time but kept it a “secret” because I felt like there might be a possibility of making repairs.  Since an inspection has now shown that I am living in a structure that is tantamount to a “disaster area” I can no longer delay.  I will TRY to squeeze some web time in as much as I can over the next two weeks.  I have SO MUCH to do and so little time to do with it.  Please bear with me.  And for those that expected to see me in Tampa for the Nightmoves show, I am sorry to disappoint you all as well.  I was looking forward to seeing the beach, the fans, and doing a little dancing again.

THANK YOU ….much love xoxoxo Lindsey

I know everybody has been wondering where I have been…I’ll tell you.  First of all I have had to help my sister with her one year old who has had some health issues and has been in and out of the hospital.  Poor little guy…it’s so sad to see a sick child because they can’t speak for themselves and let you know they feel bad or where it hurts.  Nevertheless I think all is well on the home front so I am BACK to work!  As you know I have been working on a variety of projects lately and they have taken a lot of time as well. 

TOMORROW my HUSTLER magazine comes out…I’ll be in the “Girls of MySpace” section…I am so excited!  Go to your local newsstand and check it out.  The rain has finally stopped in Atlanta…we have had 2 whole days of dry weather…YIPPEEEEE…I am so happy about that.  I was working on plans to build an arc if the rain didn’t stop soon…lol!  My yard is DEFINATELY the worse for wear though.  I also talked to Mike South yesterday…he called to check in and discuss some web business and changes to the site which are cumming soon.  We are also setting a launch date for the web camming by the end of this week…so STAY TUNED!  

Other than that I have SO many things I am behind on for FANS that I have to get to work on them hard and fast…(PUN INTENDED…lol).  Mark and Richard…I haven’t forgotten about you guys I just had to step away to be there for my sister…even though sometimes she makes that very difficult to do.  The INNAUGURAL radio show where I begin co-hosting will be on Saturday October 24th, after I return from Tampa.  I will be providing more details as the date draws nearer AND I am looking for people to email me topics and fetishes they would like to be discussed.  I appreciate all input from my fans…. I want to make this really HOT and EXCITING for everyone.  Email me your thoughts and comments to lindseylovehands@bellsouth.net

And finally….I want to wish a GET WELL SOON to my friend Robin…I hope all goes well with your surgery today and it alleviates the problems you have been suffering through for so long.  And to Kim…you are the BOMB for being such a good friend and helping to take care of Robin during this difficult time.

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!