I am moving, if all go’s well…into my new house early next week, around the 1st or 2nd.  YEAH…I am so excited about this.  I am just going to rent this house for 6-12 months and then really take my time finding the next one to buy…I don’t want to be rushed and make another mistake.  I have been slowly getting acclimated and have made some new friends but have been concentrating on the moving logistics…they are such a bitch!  I went to the beach on Friday and Saturday and made a  kick-ass sand sculpture of a nude woman laying on her stomach…her ass was FANTASTIC if I do say so myself….lol.   And I am an “amateur sculptress”…seriously…I never tried it before, not bad for the first time out, don’t you think?   I SO love the beach…so many cool things…and people…to do! 

I had to pee...but the water was kinda cold....

Here I am after finishing my "master piece"....a NAKED hottie in sand...nice ass don't you think?

I ran to the mall to get some makeup and it was too nice a day to pass up...and just to save any questions....HELL NO I don't ride that bike...ONLY bitch! My feet won't reach the ground..lol.

I went by the new house to take measurements on Friday and met our next-door neighbors…a very nice couple…and the girl is a little hottie to be sure!  I think maybe she might need to be coaxed over for some wine and cooking dinner some night REAL soon, as soon as I can get everything unpacked and find where all my kitchen stuff is.  And her boyfriend is a PlayStation 3 “Call of Duty” FREAK…like me!  I guess  there will be some late-night fraggin’ sessions…we’ll kill all the enemies and let God sort them out…lol.  I absolutely LOVE that game, I don’t have “Modern Warfare 2″ yet but I am sure it will be just a matter of time before I buy it.  I love shooting all those guns….I can’t help myself, it’s such a turn-on.  Some fun nights are definately ahead.

Once I get settled in by the second or third week of December..then it’s Christmas…yeah…I love Christmas but this year will probably be just a teency-weency bit…stressful…lol.  But it’s all good in the ‘hood…I will get back in the swing of things.  By then we should have all the webcam goodies necessary to do some really great shows, AND most importantly…a regular place to cam FROM.  I have received a TON of emails requesting that and I promise it’s on the way.  I should have already launched the beinning of October…BUT….I kinda had some other stuff to deal with.  

And now yet ANOTHER super cool development…soon, really, really, really SOON..possibly before Christmas, I will be a regular on the Certified Sound internet radio show  “Certified Kink”.  I have been a guest on the show twice, and both times were a RIOT.  I think everybody was really pleased with what I added to the discussions.  Me and Mike South went on once, I’m hoping to get him on as a regular.  Go to www.certified.vvcradio.com and give them a listen.  They have some awesome programming for everyones’s tastes, including sports, comedy, home and garden…and of course MY personal favorite…S-E-X!  You can also see pics of me from past appearances, including, but not limited to, me being spanked by a professional dominatrix, testing out new sex toys, attempting to break my own World Record for CD’s and/or DVD’s on my nipple, showing my ass…and all kinds of other great stuff! 

Cumm hear me be my crazy self on air...streaming LIVE on the net...

Here I am at Exxxotica Miami after Pashur the Body Painter painted me

Dateline….Atlanta, GA.

I stumbled onto a very cool and sexy website the other day while looking for some sexy “fuck me” porn shoes.  Mike South has been after me for months to get some cool new shoes to shoot in and so I started searching and found this site with awesome shoes and outfits.  So I went on a spree and got some HOT shoes and outfits that should be here in the next few days…I am sure that everyone will really like them…very sexy and slutty…just like me…lol.  One of the outfits is SO hot….it’s a “poker” outfit which consists of a bunch of playing cards from a deck transformed into the slinkiest and sexiest outfit that is held together by only a few strings.  I plan on shooting with that one FIRST….it’s just too hot!  I can already see it now…a poker night with the boys turns into a wet, sticky, moan-filled orgy with ME as the prize….YUMMY!  What do you think?

I am corresponding with a lot of cool fans and I want to say “THANKS” to all of them for being so sweet.  I am also working on building some cool new pages for the blog as we speak…and I am always open to fan requests so let me know what type of things you would like to see..I am working on a “wallpaper/screen saver” page currently.  Once the page is done you will be able to download pics of me to put on your computer so you can look at my face and/or body ALL the time…lol.  If you like that sort of thing? 

And now…for today’s “Anal Update” ….. all is going well, the backdoor is getting used to being filled with whatever I decide to shove up in her…lol.  I believe I see a DP on the horizon…only time, and KY will tell.  Well I have to run to the tanning bed so I will speak with you all later…keep ‘em HARD for me boys…xoxoxo Lindsey

Me getting naked before shooting foot fetish video

I took the weekend off from going online…and I’m paying for it this morning…lol.  I have a TON of emails to respond to but I do love hearing from all my fellow perverts out there..it makes me WET to read some of their emails.  So I made the conscious decision Friday night that I was going to enjoy being in the REAL world over the weekend and stay out of the “virtual” world for a couple of days.  It’s good to clear out your mind from time to time, at least it is for me.  I find that I come back from one of these internet “respits” feeling invigorated and refreshed, ready to take on the world with a clear head. 

So I had a great weekend, starting with going to my FAVORITE restaurant of all time…The Olive Garden.. please stop laughing now.  I know, I know, I hear it all the time:  why would such a skilled cook as yourself  like to go to a place like that?  Short answer…I like to take a break from cooking from time to time!  So I had some Chicken Marsalla and some Peroni beer and was enjoying life.  The Tuscan potatoes that were the side dish were a HUGE disappointment though.  You can’t win them all I guess.  But here is the most exciting part about this weekend:  I spent the whole weekend from Friday night to last night practicing my anal skills….yes you read correctly…my ANAL SKILLS!!  I started out by watching several of the seven DVDs I wrote about last week that were sent to me by my fan Mark from N.Y.  Now at this point I must admit a very deep and dark, well-kept secret about myself….I LOVE to watch anal sex on film or in real life…always have.  The problem is that I have had a disconnect when it comes to performing it myself.  Don’t get me wrong…I have done it before and survived, obviously.  But I guess I had a mental block that would usually prevent me from doing it more frequently.  However, just the very site of a girl taking a big, fat cock in her ass makes me instantly WET like a river….for real.  And if she takes more than one guy, as in DP or more, holy shit, you better put me on some rubber sheets or you’ll be laundering for a month….lol.  I have ALWAYS thought that anal was hot…I always choose anal-themed porn when i view or purchase any myself..and it is already a well-established fact that I LOVE to take on more than one cock at a time.  Therefore, I have decided I need to make a concerted effort to “get over” my mental block regarding anal sex and have fun with it.

So I popped in a DVD with lots of anal and DP and sat down to enjoy the show.  I “broke the ice” by using the big dildo that Mark sent me and carefully worked it “balls deep” in my ass after lots and lots of patience…and KY jelly.  The girls on the screen were getting double-stuffed and I was in awe…wanting SO BADLY to feel the sensations and pleasure of the DP…but mentally still harboring an intense feeling of fear.  I watch it on screen and it looks so HOT…the total sense of surrender…giving all your body to the studs..laying back and saying “take my nasty fuck holes boys…all three of ‘em!”  I shudder as I think about it right now.  But my tight little back door gradually got used to the sensations and I sat there and used my pocket-rocket on my clit as my pucker became used to the feeling of being “filled” to the brim.  I had a TREMENDOUS orgasm just sneak up on me…totally unannounced and unexpectedly…and all I can say in retrospect is WOW !!  After that experience it was nothing but unadulterated pleasure…I got my FIRST EVER DP…sort of…on Saturday night.  Basically I left the dildo in my backdoor and got nailed in the front door and ladies…all I can say is…it is EVERYTHING they say it is…and MORE…much more.  I had to get used to the sensation of being “stuffed” but after the feeling passed it was a piece of cake…really.  To the guys out there with ladies that are like I was…they want to try but they are too scared…patience, patience, patience…lots of lube…and lots more patience will yield you INCREDIBLE orgasms and she will fall asleep, as I did all weekend, feeling satiated.

I am applying myself so that I can ultimately do DP on camera…that’s my goal.  But in the meantime I guess I will just keep practicing…and keep cumming.