I am carrying boxes out...I liked the workout....lol.

I got home at 3 am this morning….it was a long day but actually not too bad.  I was helping my friends move and we had some laughs too…all-in-all it was not a bad move at all.  I guess that had more to do with the company than the actual physical labor though..lol.  Afterwards, we had some Chinese for dinner…all took showers…although, unfortunately, not together…lol..and started watching a very WEIRD movie from Poland.  The movie was called “Mark of the Whip”  about a serial-whipper who would go around wearing a mask and “whip” girls all over their bodies (he used a whip like Indiana Jones uses).  It was a hardcore porn with a little “horror” thrown in for good measure.  I liked it…we were all laughing and coming up with different scenarios to explain the storyline.  It was fun.  The screenplay read like some “un-holy” alliance between Jason or Freddy Krueger and “Mystery Science Theater 3000″, which is an all-time favorite of mine.  If you are a horror fan…ah…. you probably won’t like it too much.  If you are a porn fan…..ah…..you STILL probably won’t like it…ha ha. 

I did learn several things about the motion picture industry in Poland while watching this movie.  First of all, lighting is not all that important to the Poles…they really like the gritty realism that only the ABSOLUTE ABSENCE of ANY artificial light can bring.  I guess it’s just too much of a nuisance to worry about toting those pesky lights around…after all you don’t need to actually SEE the actors and actresses because they can’t actually act anyway.  Secondly, I believe that there is a SEVERE shortage of grooming products in Poland as well, at least for women.  Every girl in the movie seemed to have near-pandemic-like razor bump outbreaks all over their coochies.  It wasn’t very appetizing I can tell you.  Those were some “Y’s” that I DON’T want to eat at..lol.  Thirdly, when shooting a movie in Poland…how about actually have the dialogue in Polish…don’t try to have a bunch of Eastern-block ‘hos who have never spoken a word of English deliver ALL the dialogue in ENGLISH!  Their attempt at speaking English actually sounded like Polish to me anyway.  I would rather it be subtitled…it’s porn after all…all I care about is the cock and coochie.  And lastly, when having the main protagonist in a horror movie who is supposed to be a prolific “whipper”, how about actually teaching the motherfucker to use the whip?  I dunno, it would have been more realistic to believe that this guy was an evil pervert, sent directly from hell to ravish as many women as he can by whipping them into submissive orgasms IF he wasn’t constantly smacking himself in the face with his own whip.  Just a thought.  Oh yeah…I almost forgot…how about making the evil-doer’s mask actually look BETTER and more realistic than what my neighbor’s 8 year-old kid wears every Halloween.  I didn’t even know they had CVS Drug stores in Poland.