Well I know I have been off for awhile but there have been so many things going on and I am still trying to get settled.  I am thoroughly enjoying appearing at the WORD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey in Tampa…I will be on the cover of the March NIGHTMOVES MAGAZINE with fellow porn chick and veteran of over 400 films Delilah Strong…so if you live locally be on the lookout.  I will post links to the digital online version also. 

Well last week as you know I was on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show with a few friends and celebrity Pauly Shore was in the house also pimping a comedy club tour he was in Tampa appearing at and he was the “quiz-master” for a game of  ”Black History Month” trivia.  Pauly took a particular liking to me and my friend Alley…maybe because when Bubba asked us who wanted to go back to Pauly’s hotel suite with him for an “after-the-show” show, I quite enthusiastically jumped up and said “pick me…pick me”.  When Bubba asked me why, I promptly responded: “because I think he’s cute”.  Now of course I was just being me…trying to be entertaining and all, but some people had other ideas. 

So as I was leaving Pauly’s “handler” came up to me and said: “you are staying behind right?  Pauly is sending a limo to pick you up and take you to his hotel.”  I replied:  “WTF?”  But it was all in good fun and we had a blast…I was the ONLY girl to get a question correct on the show also…a little feather in my cap…lol.  I do think that Pauly was a little upset when I said I had to leave and get back to the club though…oh well.  I am sure I will see him again.  Great fun was had by all.

I was supposed to try and get away and go to Mexico Beach here in Florida with Mike South and go fishing but it wasn’t in the cards…our schedules conflicted.  I hope to see Mike real soon…and I am sad that I missed Hunter and Misses H also.  I will see you guys soon…I PROMISE!    I will be on WTSP Channel 10 News in the Tampa Bay area NEXT Monday February 22,  2010 on a show about the adult industry in Tampa and celebrating the anniversary of 2001 Odyssey.  The hunky and handsome Preston Rudie from Channel 10 who shot the show sent me an email and told me the other day when the show was airing.  I will post vids to Youtube after the show airs, if you are local check it out @ 11PM.  I will be Tivo’ing the show I promise you!

So I had a lot of fun in the last few weeks BUT I am WAY behind on content and I have been approached by several large companies to shoot more “pro” content.  I have, until now shied away from that idea because I want to control my own content.  However, I have been literally INUNDATED with hundreds of emails a day from fans asking me about where they can find this scene or that scene..or when am I going to appear with this “star” cock or that “superstar” girl.  The short answer to a long question is….BE PATIENT.  There are things being negotiated now that will answer all your questions…I always wanted to say that quote from The Godfather II…unmistakeably the GREATEST movie of ALL TIME!!!  I have been asked by many people to shoot scenes with Janet Mason…arguably the QUEEN of internet porn…(now that Jenna is “retired” and not spreading her legs for this industry again…lol) but I am waiting for a reply.  Janet is SO hot…I would love to eat her snatch…it looks so JUICY…and Mike South and many others think we would make some great “sister” porn….stay tuned pornophiles.  But with the current federal case ongoing against Brazzers.com….who knows?  Janet, you have my email….call or email me.

Other than that I have been busy fighting with Facebook who keeps pulling my page down and I DO NOT KNOW WHY?  What a bunch of BS!  I have been getting quite a bit of hits on my Youtube site…if you aren’t familiar with it go to:  www.youtube/LindseyLovehands1   I will also be holding a CASTING CALL in the Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater area SOON for upcoming video projects.  I will be posting details here and on www.twitter.com/LindseyLovehand  and at www.myspace.com/lindseylovehands and at www.facebook.com/lindseylovehands (if they don’t delete me again…lol)

Gotta run….talk to you all soon….and keep the emails cumming!  Much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

Do you think I have enough beads?

Well….DESPITE the windy…and sometimes rainy weather…I attended my FIRST ever Gasparilla Day Parade in Tampa.  For those of you who don’t know the tradition…I will relay my limited “first-timer” understanding of the genesis for this day of revelry and debauchery.  As legend has it, the area known today as Tampa, Florida was discovered by a Spanish pirate Jose Gaspar back in….well ….you know…pirate days….when everyone wore an eye-patch whether they needed it or not…and there were lots of wooden boats full of gold sailing the open seas.  (I wonder if Jose Gaspar knew Johnny Depp?)   Anyway…so the pirates sail into downtown Tampa,  take over the city, the mayor gives a key to the marauding conqueror Jose and then very ceremoniously “surrenders control” of the city to said booty-pillager.  All the while….floats and boats are EVERYWHERE…as are drunken business-men by day who on THIS day wear pirate garb, earrings and movie make-up scars and look far MORE like a pirate than Johnny Depp ever did…lol.  Bill, the insurance agent on every day of the year BUT today, staggers down Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa as the parade route stretched towards downtown.  Bill enjoys throwing the beads to the girls in the crowd…myself included…who were only TOO willing to show their wares…for a few cents worth of plastic compensation.  We are so easy aren’t we….lol?  So the arm-chair raper and pillager throws me beads…well actually…they ALL would stop dead in their tracks, quit walking and approach me, placethe beads around my neck and get a kiss for their troubles…lol.  Not a bad deal for either of us.  I will be posting some VERY sexy pics in some updates cumming real soon.  I wore the new hat and pirate shirt that my buddy Rick bought me….a tasty little sheer lace shirt with a rhinestone buccaneer on the front between the boobs… I think the boys could see my nipples through the shirt…but no one complained…lol.

This guy actually thought he could get more beads than me...lol

So the day went on and I had a GREAT time…a few beers later and I went to a new bar …well new for me anyway….that my good friend Rick “the mad Dentist” recommended.  The place is called Mickey Quinns and it is in Indian Shores, Florida…right off the beach.  Great food, not too loud, not too smoky, but just right.  I had a KILLER burger…it was YUMMY!  If you are ever in the area you should stop in for a good time.  Overall, the weekend was great, even though there wasn’t great weather.  I am DYING to get some sun let me tell you!  I need some new beach pics for ya’ll!  I have some great ideas but the weather has NOT been cooperating…stay tuned I will be working hard at new content.

In other news…I am going to be on the cover of “Nightmoves Magazine” soon…I will be appearing with porn star Delilah Strong, and we will be doing a baseball-themed cover for a special “Spring-Training” issue…or at least that’s what I have been told.  Sometimes I get told one thing about a project…and when it comes time to shoot it, the WHOLE thing changes…well that’s the business, you have to be willing to go with the flow…’ya know?  Speaking of one thing turning into another…last week I mentioned I was going to be on TV locally…well that’s true…BUT the show hasn’t aired yet.  Apparently the show is going to be longer than I thought and it should be airing in a couple weeks…the guy from WTSP Channel 10 will email me when the show is airing.  I will let you know, and probably post some of the video on my YouTube page…  www.youtube.com/LindseyLovehands1

Come in and see me this week if you are local in the Tampa, St. Pete, Clearwater Bay area.  I will be appearing at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey on Dale Mabry.  You can even tune in and see a sneak-peak on the streaming stage-cam at www.2001live.com  See me onstage and make sure I am there!

I will be back soom with more exciting updates….xoxoxo Lindsey

WOW….there is so much news to tell everyone and I am pressed for time.  I am NOW appearing at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey Club in Tampa, Florida.  I am usually there from NOON til? Tuesdays through Saturdays so cumm by and say HI!!  I am FULLY NUDE some cumm out and meet me in person.  I am so EXCITED to be there and I know that ANYONE who stops in to say hello will not be disappointed.  TONIGHT….Wednesday January 27, 2010 I will be on local ABC affiliate Channel 10 WTSP so anyone in the Tampa area check it out at 5PM, 6PM and 11PM.  I will be interviewed at the WORLD FAMOUS 2001 Odyssey Club which is celebrating its 40th year of bringing the FINEST ass on the planet to a couch near you!  Come in and see me on the pole….I so LOVE working on poles…lol. 

You can also check out me and all my hottie friends LIVE and NUDE onstage and in the dressing room by visiting www.2001LIVE.com and getting a FREE PREVIEW….if you like naked hotties that is…lol.  If you are local…check me out onstage and make sure I am there before you come on in.

This weekend is the famous Gasparilla Day Parade in the Bay area and I am SO FUCKING excited about it… I have heard about it for years but never been to one so this will be my first…Gasparilla parade that is…I am sure I will be unveiling the girls…and probably more…many times… JUST to get some cheap, worthless plastic beads…ain’t Florida GREAT? 

And on the news front….I will be launching my LIVE web cams on Monday March 1, 2010 and I am SO EXCITED I cannot contain myself…my panties would be wet…if I wore any.  I will be busy the next few days but will be back with a vengeance on Monday…have a GREAT weekend everybody…and I hope you all have LOTS of GREAT sex!!!!  

xoxoxo Lindsey

This is the kind of microphone I want when I get my show

Where do I begin?  I am not even sure.  There are SO many things going on right now that I can’t figure out exactly where to start?  Well…here goes… I am going to be appearing in Hustler Magazine in the December 2009 issue which will hit newsstands on Tuesday September 29, 2009.  Subscribers should have already received them in the mail but the rest of us will have to wait until next week…I am so NERVOUS…I will be featured in “The Girls of MySpace” section…I got an email yesterday from a subscriber who said he just got it and I looked awesome…but I’m still scared! 

I will be on the radio again this Saturday the 26th @ 2PM EST.  The details aren’t set yet but I am going to have my VERY OWN radio show!  I am VERY excited about this!  I will be co-hosting a show on the Certified Radio Network online.  We are currently discussing date and time details but it will be cumming soon to a computer near you!  You will be able to hear my thoughts on everything from anal to antipasto, facials to football and EVERYTHING in between…lol.  If you have heard me on the air before you already know that regardless of what we START talking about, the conversation usually gets off on some very interesting tangents after a few minutes.  DJ Certified said, in an email to announce the news: “The big news: Lindsey will be joining us as a co-host for Certified Sound……, I think she will help to balance out the, ahem, ‘male energy’ as one might put it and help to keep up moving.”  HA HA HA…I’m gonna balance out the horniness?  WTF?  I am horny enough for 10 guys…who are they thinking of?  Nevertheless, we are all very excited.  I will be posting the inaugural AIR DATE as soon as we know.  Check out DJ Certified and the rest of the gang (and soon ME too) @ http://www.CertifiedSound.net  BTW…there are some new pics of me from my last appearance on the show at their website so check them out.

And speaking of MySpace, I had to put the “smack down” on somebody that had created a fake profile and used all my pics…every single one of “her” pics were of me…can you believe that?  I only found out because a GREAT fan named John sent me a heads-up email about it.  I got MySpace to pull the page down already but what a loser!  Her name was supposedly Rachel Wood, 25 years old from Boca Raton, Fl. and her MySpace name was “superslut” … a deliciously ironic twist you have to admit.  I wasn’t offended in the slightest by the name but I didn’t like my pics being used.  It’s probably some guy posing as a chick anyway. 

If you have been reading my calender of events page you already know about the Nightmoves Adult Awards going on next month in Tampa, Fl.  That is going to be a RIOT…a bunch of porn stars in south Florida, going from strip club to strip club signing autographs…. no, that doesn’t sound like T-R-O-U-B-L-E with a KAPITAL TEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I am looking forward to going and seeing friends as well AND there will be a “Porn Star Picnic” at the adult resort Caliente outside Tampa the day before the adult awards show on Monday.  Who know…I might even be presenting an award.   If you are in the Tampa, St. Pete & Clearwater area and want to see me check out the calender of appearances on my EVENTS page. 

Mike South called me yesterday to “check in” from his undisclosed location somewhere in the world… he sounds like he is having a lot of fun.  I know he has gotten laid a LOT… sounds like one hell of a sabbatical!  AND even though he is on vacation he posted a NEW boy/girl scene yesterday so MEMBERS can cum check it out!  Another boy/girl update will be posted next week as well.  WHEW…that’s a lotta stuff to talk about…I’m tired already!

I am trying to figure out how to convert H.264 codec to a format that is readable/writable to DVD so that anyone can watch them…I had NO idea this was such a time-consuming process!  Let’s see…what have I been doing lately…uhh…TRYING to convert video and that’s about ALL!  But seriously, I am planning my trip to Tampa next month for the Nightmoves Magazine adult show and awards show…there is a “porn-star” picnic at Caliente Resort …I can’t wait to go there…like a little taste of Hedonism in America…lol.  The other night I had a “friend” over…he helped me get some yard work done that I could NOT have done without him.  He is SO SWEET…so how did I thank him you may ask?  I gave him a long and slow blow-job…and then I balled him for several hours…lol.  He didn’t complain!  I got some pics too…I’m such a BAD slut!  But I saved a TON of money…lol.

And I have been playing with my “daughter” a lot lately also…I was going to take her to Tampa with me but I think the trip will be more enjoyable without having to worry about her.  I guess I will buy her a new outfit for leaving her behind.  But Mommas gotta have some play time too you know?  Gotta run back to editing stuff…new content cumming soon….I think you will like it a lot!  I shot 2 boy/girl scenes Saturday with 2 different “studs” that will be up soon..and another “special” video …can’t tell you what it is though…you’ll just have to see it.

I am planning a really cool shoot with a very special friend of mine…she knows who she is…hopefully we will be shooting right after I get back from Tampa.  I think you will all like this scene VERY much…so stay tuned!