The slast night in Georgia...playing strip Wii bowling with my movers

I have FINALLY gotten all my stuff into storage, which actually turned into TWO storage facilities…and my one day move became TWO..but it is done and I am ecstatic!  I am here in sunny Florida, right on the beach and it is in the 80’s here …all week!  I am so upset about that too…lol.  I have already been to the beach twice in my first three days…today I am catching up on Lindsey Lovehands.com business because I have not had a chance since two days before I left.  I am doing that today and tomorrow I will be looking online for new houses and hopefully find one that will accommodate all my furniture.

The move was exhausting, even though I had 4 big, strapping men to help me…by the end of the day we were all tired.  We went to eat dinner together as my way of saying “thanks you” and got back to my house and realized we had no lamps, no bed, no pillows, no DirecTV because I had cut it off already, no nothing…EXCEPT I still had my plasma TV and Wii in my bedroom because I was taking the TV to storage the next morning before I left.  So we decided we needed to play Wii bowling, and of course I told all the guys that I ONLY play Wii bowling IF it’s “strip Wii bowling”…none of them complained…lol.  We brought in a radio, put it on the floor, popped open some beers and commenced to Wii bowl.  And as usual, I kicked ALL their asses but because they were naked and I wasn’t…I got naked for free…lol.  I knew they were getting anxious because I had all my clothes on while they stood with their cocks in their hands…don’t they know they belong in my hands…among other places?

Mike South came and helped also but he had to leave early before we went to dinner because there were problems with his server.  I am going to miss seeing Mike on a regular basis, but we have already been discussing future shoots and other projects..plus Mike and I will be going deep-sea fishing as soon as the season starts hopefully…hint hint Mike…cum to Florida and we will set up some bukkakes too…I will take care of everything!  Hopefully I will have the webcamming going within the next ten days..I am SO very SORRY to all the fans that have been expecting it already, this move caught me off guard, definitely wasn’t expecting to have to do it.  I had JUST gotten my house where I liked it, except for the kitchen..which was scheduled to get renovated next month…oh well…I’m at the beach bitches!

And I will be appearing at the 24KT Gold Club in St. Pete soon, probably within the next 7 days…I will let you all know on my calender here and on Twitter and MySpace.

Trees EVERYWHERE

Last night I spent the evening enjoying my toys from Mark, the BBC stud FAN I have from N.Y.   I watched one and a half of the 7 VERY hot, interracial DVDs he sent me.  Very…um…stimulating…to say the least..lol.  I used my new black-dong to hammer my little tight hole while I watched all these little, tiny white girls (like my size) taking these mammoth black cocks in their mouths, pussies and ASSES…that’s right…their ASSES!  OMG, I was in absolute and complete AWE!  As I have said before I am currently “working” on my anal skills, my timetable is to be an “anal SLUT” by year’s end…lol.  Anyway, all I can say is WOW !  I have to give a “5 thumbs up” to “Fuck my WHITE Ass #6″…GREAT movie!  THANKS again Mark!

Yesterday I did an interview with a writer from “European Maxim” magazine.  He came to speak to me about the porn biz, do I like it, what do you like about it, etc.  It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed doing it.  He also took some pics of me around my home..sorry I was clothed…lol.  His name is Frank and he is planning on writing a “coffee-table” book about porn, porn stars and their personal lives.  It sounds like an interesting project and I am looking forward to being a part of it.  It should be published sometime in mid 2010.  I will keep you all posted.

Well I am back to work…shooting some content over the next few days.  Updates and movies will be forthcoming when Mike gets back from his fishing trip in Mexico beach…good luck Mike.  I will be waiting for my fish you are bringing over for me to cook for you….lol.  Btw…cum follow my “tweets” on Twitter at www.twitter.com/LindseyLovehand  (I know it sucks…Twitter doesn’t allow for enough characters for the ‘S’ in Lovehands).  I will be talking to you all soon…much love…xoxoxo Lindsey

P.S.   You see that mess in that pic?  That’s the mess going on around my house….YUCK!

Here I am having a beer and a smile...

Every so often I will get into an “introspective” mood and deliberate, in my mind, such “heady” issues as the national debt, health care reform…lol, the dwindling intelligence level in America…and so on.  I could list fifty things and probably never scratch the surface.  And it is true, no matter how hard you may find it to believe that, even though I am in porn I still have a brain….lol.  Nevertheless I ruminate over things in my head, as we all do, from time to time.  But today I started thinking about the motivations of people that act in weird ways.  For example, what would possess someone to spend all this “foreplay” time with me on the phone and internet and then when faced with ACTUALLY meeting me…flake out?

Since getting into this business I have met a TON of super-cool people.  The casual observer/outsider of porn would probably assume, wrongly of course, that the adult movie business is full of seedy low-lifes, old-men perverts, and generally the “flotsum and jetsum” of the world.  It has been my experience, however, that MOST people in the business, whether they be producers, directors, photographers or talent, are really down-to-earth people with somewhat abnormally high sex-drives…lol.  Well, that’s an accurate description of me anyway.  I have worked for big companies and small, amateur and pro, and have found that there are a lot of jerks out there, but I would hazzard to guess that the percentage is no higher than in the general, non-porn, population.  What is of more importance to me is how the world has gravitated towards the impersonal ways of social interaction.  Please do not get me wrong…I LOVE to blog, I love to meet and talk to new people, I think that technologies like Twitter and Myspace are great to an extent…they enable swift exchanges of information between people scattered throughout the world.  Before the internet the only way to do that was via the telephone, and it was far more expensive to CALL your relative in another country to tell them about little Johnnie’s first grade play than it is to “tweet” them.  I applaud technologies which enable us to do “more with less” but what are we really accomplishing at the end of the day? 

I believe that the so-called “social networking” sites are actually de-sensitizing us to all things that are actually “social”.  I mean when you are “tweeting” someone on the other side of the world, OR the other side of the block, how do you know who you are really talking to?  And how do you know that it really IS a guy, or a girl, or a whatever?  And more importantly, when things become impersonal it makes it easier for people to mis-treat eachother.  At least that’s my opinion.  Think about it…..in today’s military we have soldiers sitting in a bunker somewhere in the Nevada desert, looking at a TV monitor and flying Predator drones with Playstation 3-like controls, over some huts in Afghanistan and bombing and killing people that they NEVER see.  I am not trying to get into a debate over war, politics or our military.  I am merely pointing out how technology has taken SO many personal elements out of our day-to-day lives and relegated them to the trash heap of irrelevance.  Why invest time to understand an issue when you can just “Google” it and read some other asshole’s opinion of what the issue is.  Why think for yourself when you can let someone else do your thinking for you? 

But the REAL victim in all this is our humanity…that’s right…our humanity.  When you are investing so little in “getting to know” someone then what do you care about their lives, their TRUE personalities, their likes and dislikes, etc?  And therefore, when you SAY you want to meet someone and then decide that something else is more important…who cares?  You just ditch the bitch for the football game, or the concert, or the always-popular “Contemplation of navel-lint” seminar at the local college.  It is a sad day when a bitch can’t even GIVE the pussy away…lol.  But seriously…I would love to hear what others think about this proliferation of “impersonalness” (is that actually a word?).   Please write me and tell me what you think.  I am calling on all my fans to weigh- in on social-networking.  What are the pros and cons in your minds?  I will await your replies and continue this as an ongoing series of blog articles.   Your SLUT…xoxoxo Lindsey

Me in Miami